Jab Tum Hum Se Khafa Ho Jao Ge . . .

Jab Tum Hum Se Khafa Ho Jao Ge . . .
Jab Tum Hum Se Khafa Ho Jao Ge . . .








Jab Tum Hum Se Rooth Jao Ge . . .









Jab Tum Humai''n Bhool Jao Ge . . .






Tabb






Aisa









Thappar Pare Ga Na K Sab Yaad Aa Jaye Ga . . . ;->
  

May, 20 2010     251 chars (2 sms)     2235 views       Funny

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The Most InteresTinG ThinG abouT thiS sMs is thaT by The Time U Realize That NothinG is WriTTen in iT..
iT WouLd bE Too LaTe For U To Stop Reading iT... ;->
Jab tak zinda hain msg krty rahenGe,
Or jis din na karen to samaj lena k.
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Aglay din karenGe,
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Maar dO
Maar dO zalimO
Haly tay wia v ni h0ya.;-(
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin



Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, Neend Aagai Mujko



Shadiya Karo KASHISH Ki Tarah,

Lambi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah,

Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah,

Aur,

GADHO,

*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano
You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

1 Dafa 1 molvi movie dekh raha tha.

Doosra admi:molvi sab ap nay tu kaha tha
k ap movie nai dekhtay.


Molvi:mai is ko nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon...:-)
Doctor:
Aap k Shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai..!

Ye neend ki goliyan Le Jayen

Biwi:
Ye mein inhen
kis waqt doon?

Doctor:
Jab mein aaon... =P ;->

Zardari K Ley Bura Waqt Kab Ho Ga?

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Simple Jan|X
Jab Qoum K Ley Acha Waqt Ho Ga, , ,=P;->


Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man:

Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?


Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One. :-)
Rub se dua karte hain,K mere doston ko khushiyon ka sansar mile,Or jo muje sms nhi karte,Unhe apni girl friends se behno jesa pyar milay:-)
Circuit: Bhai America mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington


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Abay Aaj Ki Date Hai.
AKHROT! :-)
Arz kya hai,
Na zoroorat rakho sitaron ki,
Na zaroorat rakho faltu yaron ki,
Bus ik dost mango mere jesa,
Jo watt laga de saron ki. :d