Subha Teri .....Shaam Meri Ho

Subha Teri .....Shaam Meri Ho
Din Tera .......Raat Meri Ho
Hansi Teri ......Udaasi Meri Ho
Jab Maut Aaye Tou Dost
Kabar Teri Aur LASH.........

O. Hello
Teri Hi Ho
Meri Kion Ho.??? ;->

May, 20 2010 217 chars (2 sms) 3025 views Funny

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pathan 7 t.v

# Ek Pathan T.V Par Bomb Rakh Kar
Pakistan Ka Semi Final Dekh Raha Tha
B.V Na Pocha K Ya Bomb Kis Liya

Pathan: Agar Ya Haar Gaye To Puri Team Ko Bomb Sa Ura Do Ga

hum gaye thay un k g

Hum Gaye Thay Un K Ghar,

Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,,,,

Unki Ammi Ne Khola Darwaza

Hum Ghabra K Bolay Aunti

Taliban aa gaye hain cable katwa Lo!

raat me maza kab aata hai

Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai?

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Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaye

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So Rahe Ho Kya??

What''s the name of the girl who is Small and has a Small Heart??

What''s the name of the girl who is Small and has a Small Heart??
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"Asha"

Coz...
Dil Hai Chota Sa ...Choti Se Asha*

Agr spiderman PAKISTAN mai bnti

Agr spiderman PAKISTAN mai bnti
to us ka nam kya hota...
Zra socho

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Phr socho

"JAALAY wala GUJJAR" :-D

Father:Tumne c

Father:Tumne college mai sub se mushkil kam konsa sikha.
Beta:2 kam sikhe,
Aik danto se bear ki botel kholna,
Dosra teiz andhi mai 1 teeli se cigarat jlana! ;-)

When ur life is in darkness pray

When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !

USA Every Year Edison''s Birthday

In USA Every Year Edison''s Birthday Is Celebrated By Power Cut For 2 Mins.

But Here Due To Over Respect,

We Celebrate It Daily For 3-4 Hours! ;-)

Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar

Bhar k Aakho Mai Khumar

Jadu Nagri Se Aaya Hai

Tera Humsafar

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A RoSe Rs. 10

A RoSe Rs. 10

A cArd Rs. 25

A lUnch Rs. 200

MoviE Rs. 150

But A fRen LikE U iS *pRicElEss*

ZyAdA uRRo mAt.. PricElEss BolE tO *PhokAt kA mAAl* =P

once there was a crow,

once there was a crow,
nashe wich betha se oh,
usne peg laye c do,
Oh tally gaya c ho,
ik chidi rahi c ro,
crow ne ched diti c oh,
chidi de piyo ne fir kutteya crow,
crow sharminda gaya c ho,
hu chidi nu behan kehnda hai oh...

Moral:- PEG LA KE KISI DE DHI BEHAN NU NAA CHEDO...

1 box wasnt opening

1 box wasn''t opening
Physician came n aply
all laws
Chemist came n aply al
reaction but nt open
mathematician came n
say
''LET''S SIPOSE It IS
OPEN" !! ;->

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