Height of embarrasment

Height of embarrasment
Height of embarrasment



Man sitting wid his wife in bar,another lady comes 2his wife &
says: PAISE PEHLE LE LENA,YE AADMI BAADME LAFDA KARTA HAI :p
  

May, 19 2010     155 chars (1 sms)     2138 views       Funny

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Arz Kia Hai

Tm Dost Ho Mere Sada K LIye

Main Zinda Hoon Teri Wafa K LIye

Ker Lena Lakhon Shikwe Humse Magar

Kabhi Topiyan Na Dena Khuda K Liye ;->
!!!... Dhamaka Offer ...!!!
Gutka, Man Poori, Paan Aur Ciggarate Istimal Karne Walon Ke Liye ""Man Poori Khao.. Naseeb Jagao Offer""

Bumper Prizes
1st Prize: Cancer
2nd Prize: Kidney Diease
3rd Prize: Lungs Disease

Iske Elawa Bee-Shumar Qeemti Beemariyan!!!

Yeh Scheme Mehdood Muddat Ke Liye Hai... Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Govt. Band Na Laga Dey..
Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Zindagi Lambi Na Hojai...

Har Gutke Ki Pudiya Par Mamooli Beemariyan Muft Haasil Karain

Kam Az Kam 2 Pudiyan Roozana Khane Wale Iss Scheme Main Shaamil Ho Sakte Hain...

Scheme Main Shaamil Hone Ke Liye... Aj Hi Qareebi Pan Ya Parchoon Ki Dukan Par Rabta Karain

Inaam Milne Ki Jaga: Qabristan

Mehman-e-Khusoosi: Malak-ul-Maut
Yar i need some balance...






























































in my diet...=P:-P;->
Ek Memon dOctOr k pass gaya aur bOla
k ghar ja kar mareez check karne
k kitne paise Lo ge?

DoctOr: 300 rupay

Memon: Chalein DoctOr sahab..

Ghar pOhnche tOu DoctOr
ne pOocha k mareez kahan hai?

Memon: Mareez kOi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 rupay maang raha tha
aur aap 300 mein le aaye
Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:

2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?

1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.

2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.

"Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.
Once There Was A Crow,
Nashe wich betha se oh,
Usne peg laye c do,
Oh tally gaya c ho,
Ik chidi rahi c ro,
Crow ne ched diti c oh,
Chidi de piyo ne fir kutteya crow,
Crow sharminda gaya c ho,
Hu chidi nu behan kehnda hai oh...

Moral:- Peg La Ke Kisi De Dhi Behan Nu Naa Chedo...!
Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye,
Doctor: Tumhary kaan kaise jal gaye?
Sardar: Main Qameez Istri kar raha tha k Phone aa gaya, main ne ghalti se Phone ki jaga Estri kaan se laga di
Doctor: Doosra kaan kaisay jala?
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Sardar: Paa Jee ! Ambulance nu v te phone karna c...!
ek aadmi hospital main admit hota hai us ka bhai us se milne aata hai
to ek khobsorat si nurse aati hai who us ko side per le ja ker puchta
hai ke is ke baren main kya khayal hai koi umeed hai ya nahi to nurse
kehti hai ke mera aur us ka mizag bilkul nahi milta who to meri taraf
dekhta bhi nahi har waqt allah allah karta rehta hai
Funniest Fact ...

When You Re-arrange
Word

"ELECTION RESULTS"



It Would Become


"LIES - LET''S RECOUNT"
What Will You Find

inside A Very Clean Nose ... ???

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A Lot Of Finger Prints ... ;->

Ek Molvi Ek Aurast Se
Takra Gya, Aurat Ghussay
Se
"aapko Sharm Nhi Aati
Daarhi Rkh kr Takkar
Maar Rahy Hyn?"

Molvi-Mohtarma Ye
Daarhi Hy Breake''n
Nahi ... ;->
Shair Arz Kia Hy
Zara Tawaja Farmaiyega


Khushi Milain tumhain Har Qadam Ba Qadam





Khushi Milain tumhain Har Qadam Ba Qadam












Khuda Ki Qasam Shair Khatam ... ;->