''Is Mulk ko Mulk Banaye Ga Pathan

''Is Mulk ko Mulk Banaye Ga Pathan

Her Zulm k Khilaf Awaz Uthae Ga Pathan

Hai Waada Agar Saath Den Sub to

Chand pe Bhi NASWAR ki Dukaan Lagaye Ga Pathan. :-)''

May, 24 2010 168 chars (2 sms) 2025 views Funny

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Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA Gud News

Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA
Gud News
4 U!

MEGHA- What Do
U
Mean By Mrs.MEGHA!
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Doctor- Miss MEGHA,
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News
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quotable quotes

=Quotable Quotes=

To be is to do.
(by Socretes)

To do is to be.
(by Plato)

To be or not to be.
(by Shakespeare)

Do be do be do..
(by Scooby Doo)... ;->

''Manzil ki taraf badt

''Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!''

OX - Aey Kya Bolti Tu.

OX - Aey Kya Bolti Tu.
COW _ Aey Kya Mein Bolu,
OX _ Sun, Suna, Aati Kya Gosala,
COW - Kya Karu Aake Mein Gosala,
OX _ Ghoomenge, Phirenge, Ghas
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''News: 3 Chimps

''News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.''

Daku: Tera Nam?

Daku: Tera Nam?
Lady: Rita

Daku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya
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Santa: Santa,
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Q. What do women and police cars have in common?

Q. What do women and police cars have in common?

A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming. ;->

every woman needs a husband

"Every woman needs a husband
because everyday every minute.....
Something goes wrong which
she can''t blame on
God or Government." =P =D

can u read it fast

can u read fast in english !

MY
A my
They my
They they my
A my they na my.

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Khulay nahi hain maaf karo:.

*KUCH LOG*

*KUCH LOG*

Haseen Yaadon Ki Tarah Hote Hen,

Jinhen Yaad Kar K DiL KUSH Ho Jata He,

Or

"JiN" Ko Bhulana Na Mumkin He

"TUM Unhi Me Se Aik

"JiN" Ho... :P

mubarak ho chief jus

Mubarak Ho Chief Justice Bahal Ho Gaya Aur Ab Pakistan Taraqi Kare Ga,
Atta,
Ghee,
Bijli,
Petrol,
Gas Free Milega.

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Tumhe Nhe Chief Justice Ko.. ;->

Yaar Ye Dekh...

Yaar
Ye Dekh...

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