A Modern Artist

A Modern Artist
A Modern Artist

Is The One

Who Throws Paint On Canvas

Wipes Ir Off With A Cloth

And

Sells That Cloth ... ;->
  

May, 17 2010     126 chars (1 sms)     2112 views       Funny

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