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Who Throws Paint On Canvas
Wipes Ir Off With A Cloth
And
Sells That Cloth ... ;->
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''1 Aadmi Apne Betay
''1 Aadmi Apne Betay k liye Robot Laya jo Jhoot Bolnay per Thappar Maarta tha:
Beta: Papa Aaj mai School Nahi ja Raha meray Pait mai Dard hai
( Chattakh )
Baap: Dekha! Jhut bola, Jab Main Tumhary Jitna Tha To Kabhi Jhoot Nahi Bolta Tha.
( Chattakh )
Bivi: Jhoot to Bolay ga hi Aakhir Aapka hi Beta hai.
( Chattakh )''
Judge: why r u arrested?
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p
WILLIAM NARGIS
Golden Words:
Larki us ashiq ko to maaf kr deti hy jo moqay se ghalt faida uthaye
Magar
us ko maaf ni krti jo moqay se faida he na uthaye
(WILLIAM NARGIS) ;->
Pathan:yar zara toothbrush dena
Pathan:yar zara toothbrush dena
Mere brush ka 1 baal toot gya hai,
DUKANDAR:1 baal toota hai?
to nya Q le rhe ho bhai?
Pathan:jo toota hai wo akhri tha ;->
Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhon
Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhon To Bikhar Jaogay.
Tumhara Naam DIL Rakhon To Toot Jaogay.
Lo Rakh Diya Tumhara Naam KESC.
Jab Chhor Kar Jaogay, 1 Ghantay Baad Wapas Aajaogay. :-)
Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting ;-
Sardarji was asked,
Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?
Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.
eeb hain.>
4 Log badnaseeb hain.>
(1)who jo Maa Baap ki qadar na kare .
(2)who jo ustad ki qadar na kare
(3)who jo waqt ki qadar na kare
(4)who jo mere SMS ki qadar na kare,
Ek couple date pe tha
Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne
dekh liya !!!
Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho ...?
Beta := exam dene aaya hu !
Dad := "par dhyan se, agar es
exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga
teacher draw a dia
Teacher: Draw A
Diagram Of Bacteria
Pappu: Here It Is Sir
Teacher: Where? You
Haven''t Drawn
Anything
Pappu: Sir, Can You
See Bacteria Without
Microscope ... ;->
Chor Se-" Wada
Police-Chor Se-" Wada Karo Aagey Se Kabhi Jeb Nahi Katoge !"
Chor-"Mai Wada Karta Hun Ab
Aagey Se Nahi
Balki Pichhe Se Jeb Katunga..
Pathan Bought A New Mobile.
Pathan Bought A New Mobile.
Doston Ne Kaha Naya Mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao..
Pathan Bazar Gya
Aur
Mobile Baich K Mithai Le Aya. . .
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