A Modern Artist

A Modern Artist

Is The One

Who Throws Paint On Canvas

Wipes Ir Off With A Cloth

And

Sells That Cloth ... ;->

May, 17 2010 126 chars (1 sms) 2657 views Funny

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I Have A DouBt

Why Ppl Use Shut Up
for Human Beings

And

Shut Down For
Computers...

While Prpose Of Both Is Same.....!!!!!! ;->

Bhutto Marr Gya

Bhutto Marr Gya
Lekin
Zinda Hy Bhutto Zinda Hy
B B Marr Gai
Lekin
Zinda Hy B B Zinda Hy
Ya Allah Pp Ko Ek Or Nara Ata Farma
Zinda Hy Zardari Zinda Hy

Sardarji opens his lunch box

Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office

''Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain

''Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Bilkul jaise kal chamak rahe the...(wah wah)''

Man: How old is your father?

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born.

Kia Andaaz Hy

Kia Andaaz Hy

Kia Jalwa Hy

Kia Style Hy

Aur

Kia Smile Hy

Message Kerne Main Tou Jaan Jati Hy

Aur

Ghurur Se Kehte Hyn Mere Paas Mobile Hy :(

Child 2 Dentist Doctor..!!!

Child 2 Dentist Doctor..!!!

Kya Dard k Baigar Bhi Daant nikalay Ja Saktay Hain ??

Dr: Nahi

Child: Ager Main Nikal K Dikhao

Dr: nikaloo

Child: He He He He He He

Arz kia ha

Arz kia ha

sMs dosto ko itne kiye k jeet gaye sMs ki race,
Mobile bhi unka pareshan ho k kehnay, laga,
?

No sPace
No sPace

In bio practical:

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

NURSE kept SARDAR’S

NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

''Main ne to Aaj

''Main ne to Aaj tak Coca Cola nahi Pee Faraz,

Magar...

Jab Toilet Jata hoon to Aawaz aati hai Brrrrrrrrrrrrr....''

Santa:

Santa: Oye Banta don''t marry that girl, she is like a TAXI.
Banta: Choti si to city hai yaar... kitni chali hogi?

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