A Modern Artist

A Modern Artist

Is The One

Who Throws Paint On Canvas

Wipes Ir Off With A Cloth

And

Sells That Cloth ... ;->

May, 17 2010 126 chars (1 sms) 2440 views Funny

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God Thought That He Cudn’t Be Everywhere
He Mad A Mother

Then

Devil Thought That He Cudn’t Be Everywhere So
He Made
Mother In Law ;->

Kia aap k0 pata hay ??

Kia aap k0 pata hay ??

B00ks samnay rakh kar b na perh panay wali bemari ka nam kia hay ??

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"BE-GAIRTI'''':-):-o

new meaning of sms

nEw mEaNiNg oF SMS

SMS=Sania Mirza Shadi
SMS=Shoaib Malik Shadi

tHeY bOtH HaVe sAmE NaMe''s sHoRt fOrM

SM=Sania Mirza
SM=Shoaib Malik

may ALLAH bless us ;->

Have U Seen a Monkey Wrapped in a Plastic.

Have U Seen a Monkey Wrapped in a Plastic.
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Realy Not?
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Please see ur NADRA ID CARD

Circuit:Bhai,Ye English Mein

Circuit:Bhai,Ye English Mein

Kaise Bolne Ka:Chal Hat Hawa Aane De?

Munna Bhai:Simple Yaar...

He U Move Sideways,Let The Airforce Come In

A guy frm my College...

A guy frm my College...
In Physics Lab

"Go here, Stand There..."....!!

tring yaad dilane aaya hoon

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tring ... tring
yaad dilane aaya hoon...

apke sms nhe aa rahe!

sms karo wrna ghanti kharab kar k bhag jaonga.. ;->

''Usko dekha to

''Usko dekha to aisa laga ke battery to nikale ga Faraz kyunki wo shakal se hi chor lagta hai hahahahahahahah loot lia loot lia''

Jab koi baat bigad jae

Jab koi baat bigad jae

jab koi mushkil badh jae

toh

toh

toh
Hoth ghuma,

seeti baja,

seeti baja k bol

bhaiya...

ALL IZZ WELL

is saal aata sasta h

Is Saal Aata Sasta Ho Jaye Ga

Kyun K

Tamaam Cricket
Ground Gandum Ki Kasht K Liye Khali Hain...!!;->

Zindagi main 3 cheezain

Zindagi main 3 cheezain muqadar walo ko milti hain:

eik,
Acha or mukhlis dost

dusra,
Sacha Pyar

or
Teesra....
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Meetha kharbuza... ;->

Why Is A Lecturer Greater

Why Is A Lecturer Greater

As Compared To A Mother?

Because A Mother

Can Put Only One Child To

Sleep But A Lecturer

Can Put The

Whole Class To Sleep.:-P

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A Modern Artist

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