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if 1=5 2=25
if
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5=?
before scrollin think.
answer is 1
Remember 5=1
wese to es ko dajal
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( 0 )
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Wese to es ko
"DAJAL"
kehtey hai
Pr es ka AASLI naam lene
se main darta hu
"Samaj to app gae hon ge.."
hai smart
hai
smart
bohot
wo
hai
bheja
ne
jis
or
hoon
raha
parh
se
niche
ko
msg
jo
hoon
stupid
womain
confused
Ghar Se bahir Wo nakab mai nakli,
Ghar Se bahir Wo nakab
mai nakli,
Sari gali unke fikar
mai nikli,
Inkar Karte the Wo humari Mohabbat se,
Aur humari hi Tasvir unki
kitab se nikli.
Thora garam thanda ziyada pia karo,
Thora garam thanda ziyada pia karo,
SMS zara naya kia karo
Ager samajh na aye to hum se puch liya karo
Hum SMS k KING hy
Hum se Roz New SMS liya karo =P ;->
Aaj Bohat He
Aaj Bohat He Rehmton+Barkton Wali Raat Hy
Aaj Raat Apna Khas Khiyal Rakhna
Suna Hy Farishty
SHAITANO Ko Dhond Dhond K PHAINTI Laga Rahy Hain.
So B Carefull.
Can A Kangaroo Jump
Can A Kangaroo Jump
Higher Than A Effiel Tower?
Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump
Aaj Kal Neeche Ja Kr
Aaj Kal Neeche Ja Kr Sms Dekhna Aam Hogaya Hai
Is Liye Aap
Ko Neeche Dekhne Ki Zarurat Nahi Ok . . . ?
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Aakhir Pakistani Hai Na Jis Kaam Ko Mana Karo
Wo Zarur Kare Ga . . . ;-
''Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai?
''Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai?
Teacher: Jab Tum Barri ho kar Achi Bachi Banogi to Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga.
Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to?
Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge.''
Astagfirullah Astagfirullah
Astagfirullah
Astagfirullah
astagfirullah
Send This Sms 2 1000
people
INSHA ALLAH
Balance Khatam Ho jaye
Ga mager bakhshya tussi
fair vi nahi jana,>
Send Dis Msg To 7,000 Ppl
Send Dis Msg To 7,000 Ppl
Do Not Ignore!
Dis Is Not A Joke
Its GODS Grace!
After A Month
U Will Receive Sumthing Big
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UR BILL
Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta?
Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nhi Nikalta?
2nd Pathan:
Hahahaha
Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere Main
Tere Baap K0 Bhi Nazar Nahi
Aye Ga... ;->
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