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MErE MobiLE mE KhudKAsh BoMB hAmLA huA hy..
12 sMs Moke pEr jAnbAhAk,
25 ShAdEEd ZAkhMi,
50 sMs LA pAtA,
Or..
8 sMs nE INboX mE dAm tOr diA.. =P ;->

May, 13 2010 175 chars (2 sms) 3000 views Funny

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2 ghantay aatay ki line mai

Aik pathan 2 ghantay aatay ki line mai
laga raha bari aanay par phir wapis line me lag gaya

or bola yh president 5 saal or rahay
dill khush ho gaya...:-D

It takes 15 trees to

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

Kal 125 logo ko bewakoof banaya. Kaise?

Kal 125 logo ko
bewakoof banaya.
Kaise?

niche dekho..

Bas,
Aise hi..
Ha...Ha...
Ab 126 HOGAYE.....;->

In battle Sardar

In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net
instead of bullet proof jacket
why?
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Saradar replied
O jis wich machar nai war sakda
goli kithon lange gi

Sardar got job

Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone.

• When I send SMS to

• When I send SMS to u, it doesn''t mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted

maths teacher was t

Maths Teacher
Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

meri jan katreena

"MERI JAN KATREENA"

Ungli Mai Angothi, Angothi mai Nagina,

Soni Lagti Hy Teri Bahen KATREENA,

Raat Nahi Kat''ti Maslay Hain Dereena,

Mai Ne Kaha Bus Kar Kehti Hy Abi Na,

Rat Ko Mila Karo Baara Maheena,

Kehti Hy Bhai Ko Batana Kabhi Na,

Itna Zaleel Ho Kar Ke Bhi,

Bhai sms Parh Raha Hy Kameena =P ;->

!!!... Dhamaka Offer ...!!!

!!!... Dhamaka Offer ...!!!
Gutka, Man Poori, Paan Aur Ciggarate Istimal Karne Walon Ke Liye ""Man Poori Khao.. Naseeb Jagao Offer""

Bumper Prizes
1st Prize: Cancer
2nd Prize: Kidney Diease
3rd Prize: Lungs Disease

Iske Elawa Bee-Shumar Qeemti Beemariyan!!!

Yeh Scheme Mehdood Muddat Ke Liye Hai... Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Govt. Band Na Laga Dey..
Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Zindagi Lambi Na Hojai...

Har Gutke Ki Pudiya Par Mamooli Beemariyan Muft Haasil Karain

Kam Az Kam 2 Pudiyan Roozana Khane Wale Iss Scheme Main Shaamil Ho Sakte Hain...

Scheme Main Shaamil Hone Ke Liye... Aj Hi Qareebi Pan Ya Parchoon Ki Dukan Par Rabta Karain

Inaam Milne Ki Jaga: Qabristan

Mehman-e-Khusoosi: Malak-ul-Maut

1 kharb 1 arab 1 karor

1 kharb

1 arab

1 karor

1 lakh

1 hazar

1 so

1 dafa

I LOVE YOU

Meri jaan

Mery chand

Mery sohny

Mery pyary

PAKISTAN
kia smjhe nadaan?

Ek bari ek bhikhari

Ek bari ek bhikhari Santa ko kehta k bhagwaan ke naam pe kuch dede..Santa ne apni cycle bahar nikali aur usko.
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Cycle pe "JHOOTHE" dene lagg gaya--..

Subha Teri , Shaam MEri ho

Subha Teri , Shaam MEri ho

Din Tera , Raat meri Ho

Hasi Teri , Udasi Meri Ho

Or Jab Maut ay to Dost

Kabar Teri ,

Fawad Kumzurf

Ohello

Teri Ho Meri q Ho? :)

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MErE MobiLE mE KhudKAsh BoMB hAmLA huA

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