MErE MobiLE mE KhudKAsh BoMB hAmLA huA

MErE MobiLE mE KhudKAsh BoMB hAmLA huA
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MErE MobiLE mE KhudKAsh BoMB hAmLA huA hy..
12 sMs Moke pEr jAnbAhAk,
25 ShAdEEd ZAkhMi,
50 sMs LA pAtA,
Or..
8 sMs nE INboX mE dAm tOr diA.. =P ;->
  

May, 13 2010     175 chars (2 sms)     2924 views       Funny

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Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.
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Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.
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