He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
God made a daylight n is called Sun, God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun, God made a nightlight n is called Moon, God made a U and is called Cartoon.
Boss Waz Not In Room.
Sudden Phone Be|L Ring.
Servant Pick Da Phone,
At Dat Time Boss Came Back In Da Room.
Servant Said:Sir I Think Someone Want To Talk Wid Uou.
Boss:What Think?
Y R U Not Sure?
Servant:BECOZ Sir,
When I Pic Up Phone Some One Said 4m Other Side
"Gadhay Meri Baat Gor Se Suno"