He was a good man

He was a good man
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
  

May, 20 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2802 views       Funny

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Q: Agar William Shakespeare Hyderabad me paida hua hota to uska kya naam hota?
Socho Socho…..
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Ans: Wali Miya Sheikh Peer…
Pehle Ladkiya DUA Kar Ke Soti Theen

Taki Unhe DAR Na Lage!

Magar Aaj Kal MAKE-UP

Kar Ke Soti Hain

Taki Dusre Na DAR Jaye.
Teacher: "BAHR-UL-KAHIL"
Kisay kEhtAy hAin?

StudEnt: Jo bEhrA oR KahiL Ho
Usay Bahr-ul-kahil
Kehtay hAin.
Ab tu sonay ko dil karta hai mera
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FARAZ
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Jab sa kamray mein AC laga hai generator ka sath

"Happy loadshding in Pakistan"
Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD!!!



Of Course Girls Are First!!!



But The Fact Is That Both Are Beautiful Mistakes..!;)
Shaadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota,
hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata.:
Do U Knw Wat Is Diffrnce

Between Radio Nd Akhbar?






Simple
Janix


Akhbaar ME Hum Rotyaan Bech Skte Nd Radio Mai Ni;->
Pati: What’s hypnotism?

Patni: Kisi ko apne vash mein
kar K us se man chaha kaam
karwana.

Pati: Arey nahi isey to Shaadi
kehte hein.
The sun makes Moon shine.
Electricity Makes Bulbs shine.
Wax makes Candle shine.


But what makes you shine......

Whn V Drink
V Get Drunk
Whn V Get Drunk
V Fall Asleep
Whn V Fall Asleep
V Comit No Sin
Whn V Comit No Sin
V Go 2 Heaven

So

Lets All Get Drunk &
Go 2 Heaven
2 Punabi
Yaar Kal Main Tenu Kinni Wari Call Kiti
Par Tu Nahi Chukya

2nd:
Q Chukda, Yera Main 25 Rupay Da Gana Lawaya Hy
O tera Peo Suney Ga . . . ;->
A girl asks her mom: I want some fresh air, can I go for a Walk?


Mom: Alright, but ask your fresh air to drop you home by 10 P.M. =P ;->