He was a good man

He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

May, 20 2010 156 chars (1 sms) 3614 views Funny

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apun wishing you a w

Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast,
extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to
ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..

A man speaks frantically into the phone,

A man speaks frantically into the phone,

"My wife is pregnant , and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot !" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

§ardar Made A Call

§ardar Made A Call To Airport & Asked:

"How Long Is The Journey From Punjab To America?"

Receptionist:
One Second Sir.

§ardar:
"OK ! Thank You"

companies bijli banati to kya hota ?

Agr Mobile companies bijli banati to kya hota ?

Pehle 2 ghante k bad bijli free,

5 frnds n family members ko 600 unit free,

weekends pr bijli totaly free,

rat 12 bje se subah 6 bje tk bijli 5 rupe ghnta,

bijli TM HI TO HO,

unit bijli or bill pr NO SMJHOTA,

bijli the smart choice,

isse sasti srf mombti

OncE jAmEs BonD

OncE jAmEs BonD mEt A dOg In JunglE
hE saId

"I Am BOND...!

JAMES BOND...!

thE dOg BitEs Him
nD rePilEd

"I Am KUTTA...!!

PAGAL KUTTA...!!

KASHMEER Hamara Hai Aur Hamara Rahe Ga

KASHMEER Hamara Hai Aur Hamara Rahe Ga Hum Use Jeete Ji Aazad.?

Nahi

Hone Denge

Q
k

Agar Kashmeer Aazad Ho Gya To

5Feb Ki Chuti To Gayi Na Hath Se.. ;->

Sardar to doctor:

Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

31st march or 1st ap

31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools...;->

Never ask for a hug Jus take it.

Never ask
for a hug
Jus take it.

Never ask
Do U Luv me
Say I Luv u

Nvr sy I
Cant live wdout u
Sy I live 4 u

U''ve been trained
nw go & flirt !!

Teacher

Teacher : Btao Jehlum,Rawalpindi Aur PeshAwAr Kahan Hai...!

Student : Mujhe Kya MaloOm Sir...!

Ap Apni Cheezein Khud Sanbhal Kar Rakha Karein...!

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon

duniya k das bardey shaitan,

duniya k das bardey shaitan,

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He was a good man

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