He was a good man

He was a good man
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
  

May, 20 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     3002 views       Funny

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Karachi Me 500
Grlz Heart Attack Se Mar Gai
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255 GrlZ Behosh Hogai





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Ksi Ne Afwah Phela Di Ha
K
"HumAyuN"
Ki Mangni Horae Ha =P
A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.
MAHA Ko Dieting Ka Shauq Tha
Mama Le Aai SUFI
''''SUFI pe Aitmaad Jo Tha''''
Subha Hui Tou Na SUFI Tha Na MAHA
3Saal Baad MAHA Mili
Saath HABIB Aur SULTAN Bhi Thay
DEkha Sufi Ka Kamal. . . ;-
''INTEHA HO GYI INZAR KI
AAYI NA SMS KI RING MERE YAAR KI
YE HME HAI YAKIN
KANJUS WO TO NAHI
FIR WAZA KAYA HUA
INTEZAR KI?''


A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
Math tells us three of the tragic love stories.

Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.

Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.

And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.

Who says maths is boring?!?:-)
Yaar
Ye Dekh...







Kisi Ne Sara Msg Khaali Bheja Hai.
Sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To Police Station.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao

Next Day He Sees The Sardar With The Monkey At A Bus Stop
Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??

Sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha
Bara Maza Aya
Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...
The Easiest Way


To Make Your


Old Car Run Better,


Is To Check


The Prices


0f New Car ... !!
JAha Raha hai Mera SMS , Na jane Kya Gul Khelaye Ga ?
Pyar Se Parha jaye ga ya Bina dekhe Delete Ho jaye ga
ager delte na hoga tu ek reply zaror aye ga
Mareez: Docter shahib yeh Dawa to kahin se nye mil rahe
Dr Gul Khan:Oooo ho...... dawai likhna to hum bhol gaya yeh to hamara signature hai
Ek Pathan Apnay Betay K Sath Lakriyan Kaatnay

Jangal Gaya. Wapsi Mein Rasta Bhool Gaya.

Pathan Ghussay Se Apne Betay Ko Maarnay Laga

Aur Bola: Kambakht Main To Rasta Bhool Gaya Hun,
Tu To Ghar Ja.