He was a good man

He was a good man
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
  

May, 20 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2869 views       Funny

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In a class, teacher asked:
If I buy an item@ 12.75 n
[email protected], it“s loss or profit?
student: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
Application 4 Leave

O My Master
When I Come
Goday Goday Water
Rain Chum Chum
Leg My Phisli
Diga Me Dharam
Thallay My Bag
And Utay I M
Is Ly Today
i Cannot Cum.
Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef mai,

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Lafz Lafz Lafz

Lafz Lafz Lafz

Lafz Lafz Lafz

Lafz Lafz Lafz

Kafi hain ya aur likhon?
Mistakes r embarsin wen dey happen,
but years later wen u hav a collection
of mistakes called Experience which leads u to
((((((SUCCESS)))))
1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Memon ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna…!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)
The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is

"Remember 1 Thing Son
If U''re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap" ;->
''agar aap ko apni ''GIRL FRIEND'' k past or future k baray main jan''na hai to apni girl friend ka number mukammal namm or patay k sath is no. par send karain,
03343004071

"HAQ BABA, SACH BABA"

**zarori note**
"baba g ka number change kar k apna number likhna bohat bari beghairti ha''''''


Mallika Ko MIXER pe kaam karte Dekh k Naukar Bola:


Madam, JUICE Bana Rahi ho kya?

Mallika: NA Re Baba!

Main to Apne Kapde Dho Rahi Hon. :-)
YESTERDAY IS A WASTE PAPER.

TODAY IS A NEWSPAPER.

TOMORROW IS A QUESTION PAPER.

BUT, LIFE IS AN ANSWER PAPER.

SO BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU WRITE !


AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain
I LOVE YOU aur Larki aap ko kiss kar
ke apna mobile numbr Day dy
to
.
.
aap
Iss ko kya
kahain gay

Zahir he
.

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KHUWAB.. :-D
Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,

Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. ;)
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;
,
Pathan:

Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti :-)

Teacher shocked… :


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Bush Ko Jota Mubarak