He was a good man

He was a good man
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
  

May, 20 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2204 views       Funny

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Sir 2 Student

What Is D Similarity B/w Girlfrnd N Mobile ???


Student:- Sir Both R

Diconnected Wen

There Is


"No Currency"
Bemaar Baap Nay Beittey Say Kaha,Mujhay Jaanwaron K Doctor K Pass Lay Jaow
Beitta,Woh Kiun
Baap:Es Liay K Roz Subah Murghay Ki Turah Utth Jatahon
Ghorray Ki Turah Bhaag K Office Jatahon
Gudhay Ki Turah Kaam Karta Hon
Ghar Aa K Sub Par Kutey Ki Tarah Bhounkta Hon
Or Raat Ko Es Bhainss K Saath So Jatahon
An engineering student to his sweeper brother:

"mere paas degree hai,

knowledge hai,

4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.

Tere paas kya hai?".

Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai
Tum Sari Dunya
se Hut k ho,
Tumhari Guftagu
Tumhara Style



Tumhara Sub Kuch


Sub se HuT ker hy


Isi Liye Tumhen Dekhtey he Dil kehta hy


ChaL HuT . . . ;->
1st ever intelligent pathan..
Teacher : what do u call a person who can not hear anything??

Pathan: u can call him anything , bcoz he can not hear any thing....
1-5 years girls
love MOM

6-15 years girls
love DAD

16-30 years girls love ME

30-60 years they love HUSBAND

61-100 years they love..


Aish kar Ja ye tu rakh le...!!!
Aadat Or Ada Me Ye Farq Hai-

Road K Nal Se Paani Pina-
Garib Piye To Aadat,
Amir Piye To Ada;
Ab Sms Ko Hi Le Lo-
Me Bheju To Aadat,
Aap Bhejo To ADA
In a bar 1Guy says 2 another


"I kissd ur mom last n8"


whole bar was waitin 4


d othr Guy''s response.


He laughs&says:


"Lets go home dad,


U r drunk".
Bapo Ne Kaha Zong Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Maa Ne Kaha U-F0ne Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Paro Ne Kaha Mobilink Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Aik Waqt Aye Ga Jab Sab Kahain Ge Dev Babo,

Ptcl Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo... ;->

One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..


Teeth Said:
"If I just press u a little, you will get cut"


Tongue Replied:
"If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will come out of the mouth... =P ;->
Dis is a warning to all those people who don''t Smoke..
One day, you''ll lose all ur friends,
They will all die
&
you''ll be left alone..
So, Start smoking... ;->
Child:Chacha Jan Plz Close Ur Eyz
Chacha(Surprised):Y?
Whts New?
Child:Mom Sayz,When Ur Chacha

Will Close Their Eyes

We"Ll Find Allot Of Wealth