He was a good man

He was a good man
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
  

May, 20 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     3436 views       Funny

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9 boys came with roses.


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Interviewer:What is your birth date?
Sardar:13th October.
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar furiously: Stupid...Every Year !!
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Sholay mein ABRAHAM LINCOLN ka double role tha.....
batao kaise....????

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Amitabh Bachan''s biased coin....having two heads.....


Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....

Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??
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Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
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A Rose Is Always A Rose

Either It Is Planted In A Gold Pot Or In A Mud

Same Way You Will Always Be My Friend
Either You Are In Central Jail
Or In Mental Hospital
''1 Girl: Mujhe to Aisa Larka chahiye jo,
Smart
Khubsurat
Descent
Shareef
Stylish
Naik
Ho


2nd Girl: Dafa ho Kameeni

""SADAQ""
Sirf Mera Hai.
Attendence..

Pappu
Yes Sir

Bablu
Yes Sir

Tinku
Yes Sir

Ullu
??
Ullu
??

Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
-=- Height Of Progress -=-






























A Cannibal
Uses
Knife & Fork To Eat ... ;->
Boy : Wts ur name?
Girl : Q btaon main tmhe nhi janti
Boy : Na btao main kon sa tumhe apni ferrari me btha rha hun
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Behind Every Man''s Success There''s A Woman

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