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May, 20 2010
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Mirchain Khtm Ho Gai"
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KYOKI
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Bank gai Aur
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"Me Joint-Account Kholna
Chahti Hon..."
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Hy, Aap Kis K Sath
Joint-Account Kholna
Chahti Hyn ...? "
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Nakhry Dikhany Ki
Aadat Nhi
Bas
Jis K Paas Bank Balance
Ziaa Ho, Us K Saath Khol
Loongi ..." ;->
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1 Pathan Ka Sir Phat Gaya . . .
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erada change ho gya
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