A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
the judge began, you’ve been
brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started. . . ? ;->
Ek sardar bar mein ro raha tha
Friend: Kyon ro rahe ho?
Sardar: Aur kia karoon? Main jis lerki ko bhulna chah raha hoon,uska naam hi yaad nahin aa raha.
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
Answer Updated :
She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.) Then she held the picture/film under water to develop. Finally she hung the picture to dry.
Teacher: biwi,begum,wife main kya faraq hy ? . . . . . . . . Pathan: Kuch khas nahi ye bhi ye bhi India , Baharat , Hindustan ki tarhan ek hi dushman ke 3 naam hain......!
--> Ek Pathan Mufafir ne kaha hai : " Mujay Samaj nahi aati Log Mahina mahina kaisay nahi nahatay , mujay tu 28 wain din kharish honi shoro ho jati hai " : D
