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''Arz kiya hai Teri soorat meri a
''Arz kiya hai
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Wah Wah Wah
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Jaisay chotay se raksha main moti Aunty phans gayi.''
In case there i
In case there is a breakoff between Saif and Kareena, he will have his tattoo changed to ........ guess wot guyz....
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KAMEENA..:))
''Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
''Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se ''Muskarana'',
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo''
A good friend
A good friend is one who tells u 2 study well but a best friend is one who sits outside ur exam hall n says ABY KITNA LIKHAY GA CHAL BAHAR AA..
Thief with knife
Thief with knife:Tera paisa nikal.!
Man:Do u know who I am?
I''m P.Chidambaram the FinanceMinister
Thief:Acchha???To phir MERA paisa nikal
gadha masjid main ghus gia
Aik marasi ka gadha masjid main ghus gia
Molvi sab ne marasi ki khoob bezti ki
marasi bola:
jan deo
molvi sab Janwar si aa gia
saano kadi vekhya aay.;->
teacher draw a dia
Teacher: Draw A
Diagram Of Bacteria
Pappu: Here It Is Sir
Teacher: Where? You
Haven''t Drawn
Anything
Pappu: Sir, Can You
See Bacteria Without
Microscope ... ;->
Dil dey diya hai, jaan tumhein dein ghey,
Dil dey diya hai, jaan tumhein dein ghey,
Kanjoos aur kya chahiye, chalo yeh b wapis karo mein uss ko doon gha jissey sirf in ki hi zaroorat ho ghee
Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
Barber: Rs 20
Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving?
Barber: Rs 10
Rampa: Oh! Ok Plz Shave my head!!!
Child in washroom. .
Nowadays,
Child in washroom.
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Mommm!
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Mom: han beta bolo!
Child: mujhe constipation ho gaya hai zara facebook pe status toh set kar dain!
:D :P
apni zindagi main
"Apni Zindagi Main
Ronaq Aur Dolat
Ka Dher Dekhna
Chahate Ho Tou
Apna Zameer Baich
Dalo
Aish-o-Ishrat
Main Raho Ge"
~ Janab-e-Mohtaram
Asif Ali Zardari ~
question mard ziyad
Question: Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?
A: Mere khayal Mei Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Mei
Umar Sharif,
Nawaz Sharif,
Shehbaz Sharif,
hain.
Jab k Aurton Mei sirf 1 Babra Sharif hi hai or wo kitni sharif ha ye ham sab janty hain.
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