An old to Doc: Doc, I think I''m getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That''s not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down
Doctor implanted a new ear to a man. Man: you idiot you gave me a woman's ear. Doctor: it makes no difference. Man: it does, Now i hear everything but understand nothing.
Nargis ne ek school mai urdu teaching start ki aur 1st day hi us ko nikal diya
Nargis to students: parho
Alif, bay, pay, tay
way gujra way way gujra way.
