D¡L Ka Sab Se Barra

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May, 14 2010 146 chars (1 sms) 2473 views Funny

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Na hawa na maya hai, Ehsaas tum ney hi

Na hawa na maya hai, Ehsaas tum ney hi jagaya hai..Hamien b msg kar k dekhlo,Company ne yeh MOBILE sirf tumhari GIRL FRND k liye nahi banaya hai.

I''M ALIVE u can msg me

This msg is specially typed to inform,

rather remind some people

that...
" I''M ALIVE "
And so u can msg me... =P ;->

Teri Dosti Main Deewane Ho Gaye

Teri Dosti Main Deewane Ho Gaye,

Tujhe Apna Banate Banate Begane Ho Gaye,

Pukaar Le Ek Baar Pyar Se Mere Dost,

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Bandar Ki Awaaz Suney Zamane Ho Gaye.

Cheese is Cheese

Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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a dil wee hazir

a dil wee hazir e sadee jaan wastey,
ik naa ee kafi ee pachchan wastey

sachi dasan te terey nal koi pyar naee
SMS karney aaan bas tenu sataan wastey

pathan namaz parhnay gya

Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia..
kisi ny pocha khan sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kia hai?
pathan ny jawab diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->

''suno, Mehsoos karo,

''suno,

Mehsoos karo,

Badal ki garaj

Bijli ki chamak

Barish ki ik ik boond

Tum se

Cheekh cheekh

kar keh rahi hai

"NAH Lo"
Eid abi dor hai.''

Zardari k Baap ka pata chal Gaya hai.

Zardari k Baap ka pata chal Gaya hai..
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hA hA hA....
April FoOoOoL :-)
Abhi nahin pata chala..!!

BOY: "Muj se shadi karo gi"

BOY: "Muj se shadi karo gi"

GIRL: Kyaaaaaaaaaaa?

BOY: Achi film hai na..!

GIRL : Kuttay k bachay..!

BOY: Whaaaaaaaaaat????

GIRL: Kitnay cute hotay hain na....

If Columbus had been a Married man

If Columbus had been a Married man,he might have never discovered USA

Bcoz he
would be asked
Where r u going?
With whom?
To discover what?
When will u b back?

Send me msgs only in these timings

Send me msgs only in these timings

MORNING
6AM TO 12PM

NOON
12PM TO 4PM

EVENING
4PM TO 8PM

NIGHT
8PM TO 6AM

baki time tang na karna

Aik shaks punjabi

Aik shaks punjabi se yaar ager mai tumharay sir pe goli maru to? punjabi: yaar mai mar jawan ga yehi sawal angrez se angrez: i will be die. pathan se: pathan: yaar sher wala goli maray ga ya ponstan wala......

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D¡L Ka Sab Se Barra

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