Frz karo Pervez Musharaf

Frz karo Pervez Musharaf
Frz karo
Pervez Musharaf
Shukat Aziz
Altaf Husain
Benazir
Nwaz Sharif
1 kishti me sawar ho Or kashti doob jaeTo kon bache ga?

GUESS
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PAKISTAN
  

May, 21 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     3606 views       Funny

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Tum Aa Gaye Ho . . .








Noor Aa Gaya Hai. . .










Chalo Teeno Mil k Cricket Khelain . . . ;->
Classic example to prove " Girls r Selfish"
...
When i was child,many Girls wanted to kiss me.
I Allowed
&
Now i want to kiss many Girls ,but no one Allows!!:p
Child 2 Dentist Doctor..!!!

Kya Dard k Baigar Bhi Daant nikalay Ja Saktay Hain ??

Dr: Nahi

Child: Ager Main Nikal K Dikhao

Dr: nikaloo

Child: He He He He He He
Wada karo
K tum
Apni
Zindgi
ki Har
Cheez
Mujhse
Share
Karoge,

Khushi

Gham

Dukh

Sukh

Or

Yahan
Tak k.!


Even



Apnay mobile ka balance bhi...! :->
(",)
XCÜS€ M€ !!!
_/|_

Kisi ko fikar hy meri..?

Ehsas hy mera..?

Bus me he SmS kroon..?

Mujhy SmS kaun kry ga..
"I f

O u r

C o n s t i t u t i o n

A l l o w s

U s

F r e e

S p e e c h

Than

W h y

A r e

T h e r e

P h o n e

B i l l s ..." :=O ;->
Once "Chhakka"



Goes To A




"Raymonds Showroom"




Guess Y?


















2 Become A COMPLETE MAN
Everyday I wait for ur msg,
But everyday u 4get.
Frm now onwrds
if anyday u 4gt,

then


I''ll jump from
TRAIN WHEN IT STOPS!

Stop smiling,Im serious.
Choto:MoM Ap Jab Guest K

Samnay Khana Lagati Ho To Teen

RotiaAN Rakhti Ho To Wo Do Khata Hai

Phr Tum Teesri Kyun Rakhti Ho?

MoM:Teesri Roti Hmari Izat Hoti Hai. .
Ek Din Mehman Aya Khana

Khatay Waqt Choto Pas§ Betha Tha,
Mehman Ne Jab Dosri Roti

Khanay K Baad Teesri Roti Uthai,

To Choto Cheekha Maa. .
Mehman Hmari Izat Per Hath Dal Dia. . .
Message Of The Year:

Women Live A Better,
Longer & Peaceful Life.. !!

Why?

Very Simple.....

A Woman Does Not Have A Wife !!!!

Pathan In Crore-Pati



Amitabh : '' 9 0'' se pehly kia
aata hy ... ??

Pathan kaafi dair
sochny k baad bola

















Ayesha Manzil .. =P ;)