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Karoge raat ko to rahegi susti
Karoge raat ko to rahegi susti
karoge din mein to rahegi chusti
karo kam se kam din mein ek bar
to rahegi tandrusti
Nahin samjhe?
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1 kitaab ki jild reh gye hai.
BV: aap ko mera banaya hua halwa pasnd nhi aya?
Bachy to 3 plates kha chuke hain
Ander se awaz aye...
Mama 1 or plate dena 1 kitaab ki jild reh gye hai. :-)
Can a woman make you
Can a woman make you a millionaire?
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Yes! If you are a billionaire. .!!
Napolean says
Napolean says " The Word " Impossible" is not in my dictionary "
Santa singh " Tay Vekh kay leni se na dictionary.
It Was Asked In A Paper . . .
It Was Asked In A Paper . . .
What Is POLITICS For . . . ???
A Student Answered It . . .
POLITICS is a Combination of
POLI = Many
&
TICS = Bloodsuckers. . .
Baqi Aap Khud Samajhdar Ho . . . ;->
teacher
Teacher: Urdu mein translate karo,
"Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful"
Student:
"jani !!! Bacchi to dekh ...
Tabahi hy tabahi....
Two lovers plan
Two lovers plan 2 commit Suicide.Boy jumped 1st.Gurl closed her eyez n return baq saying love is blind.
Da boy in air opens his Parashute saying Love never dies
ankho mai kuch nami
Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,
jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,
wo kambakhat meri mehboba ki ammi thi... =P ;->
a great japanese proverb
A Great JAPANESE Proverb:
"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it
&
Its PAKISTANI Version:
"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste our time on it.... ;->
Easy Ways to Die :
Easy Ways to Die :
Take a Cigar Daily - You will die 10 years early.
Drink Alcohal Daily - You will die 30 years early.
Love Someone Truly - You will die daily .... ;->
Girl fully exhausted
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
Similarity between
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika Sherawat?
Dono ne kaprey utaar diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosrey ne Deshwasion ke liye!
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