Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha
Admi:Q maar rahe ho?
Susar:Iski B.V ne Hospital se sms kia "Tm Bap ban gay ho"
Is ne apne sarey dosto ko fwrd krdya.:-
“SUB KO SEND KREN PLZ” @ Gujrat k sath 1 elaaqa jiska name “Lala Mussa” hy. Wahan 1 insaan Paida huwa hai jo andy deta hai.. (Astaghfirullah) . . . . . . . . . Wo b 100 Rupy Darjan… =D
Viraney main duya jalane se kia hoga,
Bujhi hoi raakh main aag lagane se kia hoga,
AAp ko KABZ hai isliye pressure nai aata,
AB bewajah zor lagane se kia hoga
Once There Was A Crow,
Nashe wich betha se oh,
Usne peg laye c do,
Oh tally gaya c ho,
Ik chidi rahi c ro,
Crow ne ched diti c oh,
Chidi de piyo ne fir kutteya crow,
Crow sharminda gaya c ho,
Hu chidi nu behan kehnda hai oh...
Moral:- Peg La Ke Kisi De Dhi Behan Nu Naa Chedo...!