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Pervez Musharaf
Shukat Aziz
Altaf Husain
Benazir
Nwaz Sharif
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May, 21 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     3256 views       Funny

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Teacher: Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han?
Studnt: Gi 3
1. Quaid-E-Azam
2. Sikandar-E-Azam
Aur
3. Mere Uncle Haji Azam.
After all I have decided to write a Sad SMS.
Just See below!
























I means I am successful coz u r sad that you don''t have a sad message to forward.
ap insan nahi ho our na hi insan kehlane ke layaq ho.

ap to aik farishta ho.

kon sa farishta?

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Wo farishta jo jannat se nikala gaya tha.:-)
Whenever u fall...Trust me...i''ll alwayz b dere 2 catch u




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Oooooooooopzzzz!!!

1 bar aur plzzzzz

I wasnt ready...
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
~Todays FACT~


Guinness Book Of Records
Holds The Record For
Being The Book Most
Stolen From Public Libraries... ;->
Taj mahal dekh kar,

Bola Shahjahan ka pota!

Taj mahal dekh kar,

Bola Shahjahan ka pota!





Apna bhi Bank Balance Hota,

Agar dada AAshiq na hota.
I know its your birthday today..
I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel..
so I shall talk to you in person there,
because I don"t know to express my feelings in SMS


Honda City mei bethna mujy acha nahi lagta papPu...


Bus mei larkion k saath jany ka maza he kuch or hai... ;->
Heigth of fashion



a 6 month old baby asks his mother for.....






low waist diper
Husband: You know,
our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did ,
I still got mine with me
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is Mein se 1 Mising Hai?


2 dafa kyun parh rahay ho
Sharam ka maqam hai
ABCD Mein ''1''
Kahan Ata Hai?