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Maths Magic:Ur cell nmbr''slast digit x 2+ 5x 50+ ur AGE+ 365&- 615.The last2 numbr isur age &1st numbr isur cell''s last no.TRY ITS INTERESTING.
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''Sardion Ki Sham Thi,
''Sardion Ki Sham Thi,
Mein Ne Os K Hath Pe Hath Rakha tou wo Garam thi
mai ne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki nishani Hotay Hain
Os Ne Hans Kr Kaha.
"Kuttey bukhar hai mjhe"''
they said the
They Said ...
There Would Be Black
President When Pigs
Fly ...
Obama Became
President And Only
Several Months Later
"SWINE FLU" ... ;->
Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho
Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho
to usko COW k samne le jao.
Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena
ki dimag me GOBAR hai,
agar pas ayi to samajh lena
k BHUSA hai.
A SciEntiFic Question:
A SciEntiFic Question:
Q: Paad Ki Smell Q Hotee Hai?
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A: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar Sakain ;-)
ASIF ALI ZARDARI K BAAD KON SADAR BANEY GA...
ASIF ALI ZARDARI K BAAD KON SADAR BANEY GA...
SOCHO
SOCHO
AUR SOCHO
NAHIN MALOOM?
CHALO ME BATATA HUN
REHMAN DAKAIT.. :-)
Kon Kambakt Marne
Kon Kambakt Marne K Liye Peeta Hai
Ham To Isliye Peete Hai Kyaunki Peene K Baad
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Susu Aata He
Guest:
Guest: “Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?“
Hotel Host: “I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eats from.“
Itni pyar bhari nazron se
itni pyar bhari nazron se dekha usne mjhe
AYE DOST
dil to gaya hi gaya
sath main 10 rupay wala somasa bhi gir gaya
shalwaar gheron wali banani hia
Baloch Kafan Lene Dukaan par gaya.
Usne Dukandar se kuch kaha jisay sun kar Dukaandar Behosh hogaya.
Baloch: Kapra 2 Meter Ziyada Dena.
Shalwaar Gheron wali Banani Hia.
a mathmatical question
A mathmatical question!
36 + 30 + 38 =???
Ans?
104
no yar
once again
36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi
confused???
Yar apni Sania bhabi. :-)}
What Do U Call A
What Do U Call A Woman
Who Has Lost
95% Of
Her Intelligence . . . ?
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DIVORCED . . . . :p
1 Day A Man Called His 6 Childrn 2gethr n Askd
1 Day A Man Called His
6 Childrn 2gethr n Askd
"Now Tell Me, Who''s
Been Mst Obedient
During Lst Week n Did
Evrythng Mummy Askd?"
All Answr In 1 Voice
"U, Daddy" ;->
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