Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in sum parts of Africa a man doesn''t know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens in every Country, Son :-|
"When I Give A Lecture, I Accept That People Look At Their Watches, But What I Do Not Tolerate Is When They Look At It And Raise It To Their Ear To Find Out If It Stopped.
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion''s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn''t say he got out.
