Santa child

Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.

Banta child - how?

Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakar lete hain

May, 21 2010 140 chars (1 sms) 2736 views Funny

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Haal-E-Dil Sub Ko Matt Batana,

Haal-E-Dil Sub Ko Matt Batana,

Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,

Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,

Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->

Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,

Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,

Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->

ASIF ALI ZARDARI K BAAD KON SADAR BANEY GA...

ASIF ALI ZARDARI K BAAD KON SADAR BANEY GA...

SOCHO

SOCHO

AUR SOCHO

NAHIN MALOOM?

CHALO ME BATATA HUN

REHMAN DAKAIT.. :-)

|| Height Of Self-Confidence ||

|| Height Of
Self-Confidence ||

Teacher To
Student:
"You Are Late ...?"

Student:
"Late .. !!!
Who Me ... ?
No Way Sir ! I''m Alive..."

doctor ne jawab de dia hy

After checkup, Dr. said to wife:

"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.

Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."

On the way home, the husband asked:

"What did the Dr. say?

She said:

"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D

It''s v easy 2 eat Sweet Choclate

It''s v easy
2 eat Sweet Choclate,
Speak Sweet Words,
Watch
Swet Dreams
Bt
It''s v Difficult
2
Find A
Sweet Person. bt I Salute U
"Tusi menu lab ei lya"

buhot ache wa

Buhot Ache

Wah

Kya Baat Hai

Buhot Aala

Gr8 Yaar

Zabardast

Daad Deni Paregi

Brilliant

Dil Khush Kardiya

La Jawab

Khubsoorat

Bari Himmat Hai

Kamal Hai

Amazing

Shabash

Herat Hai

Khushi Bhi

Yaqeen Nahi Aata

Ke Itna Bkwas SMS Parh Kaise Lete Ho.. :P ;->

Shohar Biwi se

Shohar Biwi se
Tu Chandramukhi main surajmukhi
tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi
chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi,main bhi sukhi

Pathan Born in JUNGLE

Pathan Born in JUNGLE is called SHER KHAN

born in WAR is BANDOOQ KHAN

Born in 0cean SAMANDAR KHAN

Born in garden GUL khan

&

when Born in a BUS New khan.

Close yours Eyes

Close yours Eyes think about yourself, your face,your style, your hair, your nature, your smile, your looks,
Now you open your eyes
U have just Spent Half a minute watching a Horror Movie clip . . . . :p ;->

Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai.

Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai.
Bata: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai.
Banta: Mein bank gaya tha, vahan yeh ek counter pe baithi thi, name plate pe likha tha: Chaalu Khata

For All The People

For All The People
Who Have Got Their
Valentine

Happy Valentine

For Others

Watch Aalim Online ;->

The World Is Full Of Willing People ....

The World Is Full Of Willing People ....

Some Willing To Work

&

Rest Let Them Willing To Work ... ;->

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