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ejaad main farq
Teacher:
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?
Student:
Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya
main khud bhi usay b
Main Khud Bhi Usay Bhulana Chahta Hoon
Pappu. . . !!!
Pr Kya Karoon...
Ammi Roz Subha 7 Badaam Khila Deti Hain... ;->
Colda & hota r fruits
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
The Easiest Way
The Easiest Way
To Make Your
Old Car Run Better,
Is To Check
The Prices
0f New Car ... !!
A Modern Artist
A Modern Artist
Is The One
Who Throws Paint On Canvas
Wipes Ir Off With A Cloth
And
Sells That Cloth ... ;->
Girl to Boy
Girl to Boy: Hum apney betay ka naam kia rakhain gey?
Boy!
Very Simple..
Ager shadi se pehley hoa to..
Asif Zardari,
Oor ager baad main hua to Nawaz Sharief..:-)
A BOY ON DATE WID GIRL in CaR,
A BOY ON DATE WID GIRL in CaR,
Jan!
Mene tum sy 1 baat chupai k
i''m already married
Girl: oh God TUM Ne TU DaRA HI DIYA,main samjhi ye car tumhari nai he
Pathan ko 1 chirag mila,
Pathan ko 1 chirag mila,
usko ghisne se usme 1 jin nikla
Jin:"3 khwahishain btao"
Pathan:"1 aisi naswar lao jo kabhi khatam na ho"
jin ne usay naswar la k dedi
jin:"or 2 khwahishain btao"
Pathan:"Aisi 2 or lado" ;)
Bin Laden''s son
Bin Laden''s son was studying in an American school.
Teacher askd him: "I have four apples. How can i divide it among five children?"
He answered:.."Kill One Child!".. ;->
Ae item, kesa hae
Ae item, kesa hae?Tera bot memory aa rela tha.Ita tem ho gela hai
tere ko dekha bhi ni.Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apn ko, mis to karega
''mobile deshese CALL
''mobile deshese
CALL
chicken ka maza
SMS
sabzi ka maza
MISS CALL
daal ka maza
NO RESPONSE
faaqa
AJJ KUCH MELEYGA YA FAAQA KARNA PAREGA. ?
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin
Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, Neend Aagai Mujko
Shadiya Karo KASHISH Ki Tarah,
Lambi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah,
Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah,
Aur,
GADHO,
*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano
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