Santa child

Santa child
Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.

Banta child - how?

Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakar lete hain
  

May, 21 2010     140 chars (1 sms)     2367 views       Funny

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Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi ho,
or __

WIFE: or KYA?


Batao na or kya?

Wife shouted tell me or kya?

Husband: or laanat hai aisi zindagi pay.....!
Ek Commerce ki Larki gaali kese de gi?

Salay Bounced Cheque.

Zameen pe Liability.

Pedaishi Bad Debit.

Insolvent Aadmi Itna maarongi k teri Balance Sheet bhi Telly nahi hogi.
Jab Koi Baat Bigar Jaye
Jab Koi Mushkil Par Jaye
Tou
Tou
Tou
,,???

(".)
<))>
JL

Tou Yaad Rkho K
"Puthey Kamman De Puthey Nateejey" ;->


Sardar
Tumko sharm ni ati tmhara baap tailor hy or tmhari shirt phati hy,

Pathan
Sharm to tumko ni ati tumKa bap dentist hy or tmKa bhai bina dant k paida hua!


Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har

koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo

tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai

hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara

dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai

teray her lafz se roshni photti hai

teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai

ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna

10 rupes loan “U” walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai
We came with the
fear of not knowing anybody..

But in the end

We go with tears knowing everybody..!

AND That''s called :

'''' STUDENT LIFE ''''.
We live in a "COUNTRY"



1) Where Pizza home delivery is faster than Ambulance & Police services.

2) Where rice is Rs. 90/- per kg but SIM almost free

3) Where the shoes R sold in AC showrooms but vegetables R sold @ footpath.

4) Where lemon juices sold wid artificial flavours & dish wash wid real lemon

5) Where our leading class having fake degrees while educated R jobless.

Wat a NATION!

Spread the awareness the change v need,

Wake up PAKISTAN


Laila ne majno ko ek darakht k peechy dekha
or kaha tum majno ho? Wo
bola haan
Phir usko deevar k peechey dekha or kaha tum majno ho?
Wo bola haan
Phir usko ek darwaze k peecha dekha or kaha tum majno ho? Wo
bola abey haan ab mootne de gi ya nahi? =P ;)
Jis Tarah
Ghibat Amal Ko Kha Jati Hai,
Neyki Badi Ko Kha Jati Hai,
Gussa Aqal Ko Khajata Hai,
Or Jhoot Rizq Ko,
Usi Tarah



Zardari Pakistan Ko Kha Jayega!!
A man loses everything bcoz of drinking; He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing
"u r d reason i dont have a wife",



Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."



Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says

"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"
Before you
judge a person,

Walk a Mile in

His Shoes
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After that,
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Who cares?

He''s a Mile away & the shoes r urs!

Take them & Run;-)


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Itni dair dabanay k liyay thanks.
I am feeling much better now:-)