Santa child

Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.

Banta child - how?

Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakar lete hain

May, 21 2010 140 chars (1 sms) 2260 views Funny

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baba ranchoddas on dosti

Baba Ranchoddas on dosti-
"Dost ke piche mat bhago.Agar Bhagna hai to dost ki GirlFrnd k piche bhagoDost jhakh marke tumare piche ayega"

Three Things i LIKE about YOU 1.

Three Things i
LIKE about YOU
1.

2.

3.

Arey Yaar kuchh to acha kiya hota zindagi mein

ub tanhai ka ehsas ho,

ub tanhai ka ehsas ho,

Na koi apke pass ho,

Na aap kisi ki nazar mein ho,

Na koi aapki nazar mein ho,

To samajh len k aap...???

BATHROOM
mein hein... ;->

''zindagi behaal hai,sur hai na taal hai,

''zindagi behaal hai,sur hai na taal hai,
message box bhi kangaal hai,
kya aapki SMS factory mein hartaal hai?
plz.kuch toh bhejo yeh mere mobile ki,
zindagi ka sawaal hai......''

classroom

Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R

Executive Coaches Reserved For VIP

Middle 2 R General Compartment N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!

Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches Reserved For VIP

Middle 2 R General Compartment N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!

Shakespare Said

Shakespare Said

Don’t Worry
B’coz If U Worry U Get Wrinkles On Ur Face
So
Why Don’t U Smile n Get A Dimple On Ur Face
Wish U Lots Of Dimplez

Jab se aapko dekha hai, yaqin karo, Rat,

Jab se aapko dekha hai,
yaqin karo,
Rat,
Din.
Subha,
Sham.
Sotay,
Jagtay.
Khatay,
Peetay.
Uthtay,
Bathtay.
Aatay,
jaatay.

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Mera Hans hans k bura haal hai

In 1 year, 12 months,

In
1 year,
12 months,
48 weeks,
365 days & nights,
8760 hrs,
52560 min,
3153600 sec
sirf Aap ko hi yaad kiya.

Aur sirf 2mins lagay is jhoot ko type karney mein... ;->

MUNNA BHAI:

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

Aankhon me Jab Kabhi

Aankhon me Jab Kabhi Tasveer Aap ki aati hay...

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Hum..

Lahol Wala..

Parh lete hain..

Tabiyat Sanmbhal..

Jati hay...

''1 pathan angoor bech

''1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.
2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.''

Shahrukh Khan kaunsa

Shahrukh Khan kaunsa Chemical hai ???

Ok.. the answer is Sodium...

Bhool gaye...

He said Main Hoon NA...
NA is the chemical symbol for Sodium....

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