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Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.
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jumping on a bicycle
- K r R r A z Y -
T r u t h
H u r t s
May Be Not As Much As
Jumping On A Bicycle
With Seat Missing ...
But It
H u r t s ... =P ;)
pathan and dost
Phatan: Yaar mere dost k abbu foat ho gae Hy main ne use phone krna hy, Par call bohat lambi ho jaey gi.
Major Rohail: Happy hour on karva k kr lo sasta rahe ga.
Pathan: Oy afssos ki baat "Happy" hour se kese kru?
321 Arab.. 25 Crore..
321 Arab..
25 Crore..
35 Lakh..
51 Thousand..
2 Rs Only../
YeH MeRa BanK BaLance NaHi Hai Tu KyA HuA MerA MobiLe NumBer Tu HaI..
KEEP MESSAGING.../;->
Research K Mutabiq Larkiyan Larkon Say Ziada
Research K Mutabiq
Larkiyan Larkon Say Ziada
Mehenti Hoti Hain...
Kyun k
100 Mein Say 5 Larkiyan Qudrati Khubsurat Hoti Hain
aur Baqi
Apni Mehnat Say....:
Heer aur Ranjha
Heer to Raanjha: Mein tere Ishq mein barbaad hogayi hun,
Badnaam hogayi hun,
Ruswa hogayi hun.
Raanjha: To mein konsa DSP ban gaya hun?
mein khud bheek maangta phir raha hun.
GaaNa ayE yA Na AYE gana chahiay,
GaaNa ayE yA Na AYE gana chahiay,
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Hmara msG aye yA Na AyE Tumhaien bhi to Krna Chahiay..
In PAK Survey Was Done That,
In PAK Survey Was Done That,
How Many Girls Want To Make Friendship With
Me . .
Survey Report
5 % Says = YES
0 % Says = NO
And . .
95 % says = Hamara Ye sms Parhne Wala Bhai Ijazat Nahi Day Gaa . . . . . . . . ;->
Lady:Doctor sahab
Lady:Doctor sahab mere kuttey ne petrol pe liya hai. Doctor:koi baat nahi jab petrol khatam ho jayega to vo aapne aap ruk jayega.
A Machine invested
A Machine invested 2 catch thives was tested.
In UK, it caught 50 theves in 30 min, SPAIN:it caught 110,
INDIA:in 15 min machine was stolen
Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,
Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,
U Know Y?
WhenEver U Face Any Problem
Just C Ur Pic
& Say 3 Times
"If i Can FaceThis,
i Can Face AnyThing."
Lady: Dr. Plz.
Lady: Dr. Plz. call my husband inside
Dr:Trust me,main sharif aadmi hun
Lady:No Dr
ap ki Nurse bahar akeli hai aur mera husband sharif nahi hai... ;-)
''1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
''1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
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