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''Fact1: You can not touc
''Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..''
Mohabat Itni Karu K Farq Na rahe
Mohabat Itni Karu K Farq Na rahe
Intezar itna karu k Waqt na rahe
Bahrosa itna karu k Shak na rahe
Aur
aur
aur
Miss Itna karu k Dooooori na rahe :) :)
Think, if all studnts start
Think, if all studnts start studyin & get gUd marks
But jobs r limited
then
more unemployment
more suicide
more crime
SO,
SAVE PAKISTAN
STOP STUDYING..!
Ab to Dukan Par Bhi Ye Board Lagay Hain
Ab to Dukan Par Bhi Ye Board Lagay Hain FARAZ.
Cheeni Maang Kar Sharminda Na Karain.
Cheeni Ek Jang Hai, Isi Liye Band Hai.
Namak Baray Shoq Se, Cheeni Aglay Chock Se. :-)
on this special day
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love
kanjoos
Teachr: Batao kanjoos kon hota hai?
Student:Sir jisko hum 100 msg b karen mager wo koi reply na kare
Teachr:Good, koi example b do iski
student: Apki beti.
Kya hua missed call kyun di thi?
Kya hua missed call kyun di thi?
90 Öut Öf 1OO Fools Would Rply For Thiz SMS, Send It 2 Ur Friendz & Check How Many Fools U Know..
memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya
Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,
memon neeche pohncha to rupia nahe mila
kion??
memon rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!...=P;->
WILLIAM NARGIS
Golden Words:
Larki us ashiq ko to maaf kr deti hy jo moqay se ghalt faida uthaye
Magar
us ko maaf ni krti jo moqay se faida he na uthaye
(WILLIAM NARGIS) ;->
A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend
& i can"t live widout my
friend.. ;->
"SADDAM HUSSAIN''S" Favourite Song:
"SADDAM HUSSAIN''S" Favourite Song:
Idhar Chupa,
Me Udhar Chupa....
Jaane Kahan Me Kidhar Chupa...
Arey Pakar Liya..
Yeh ''BUSH'' Tune Kya Kiya... ???
Pakistan Aur Afghanistan
Pakistan Aur Afghanistan Me Kia Farq Hai ????
..
..
..
..
..
..
Sochoo.
..
..
..
Me Batata Hoo
Afghanistan Ka Sadr KARZAI hai Aur Pakistan Ki poori Qaum KARZAI hai
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