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"Yet To Be Seen"
  

May, 15 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     2848 views       Funny

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Do u want 2 see this world after ur death?

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Plz Donate ur eyes
Bikhari : Shahb 10 Rs Dedo
Chai Peeni Hai

Sahab : Lekin Chai Tou 5 Rs Ki Aati Hai . . . ???




Bhikari: (Sharmate Huey)

Sahab Girl Fend Bhi Saath Hai Na . . . ;->
An interviewer to an engg student:"what is engg"

student:,#@! #@#$#

Interviewer: Mujhe kuch samajh mein nahi aaya

Student:Same is the situation here
A Beggar Came Up
To A Memon And Said :
" I Haven''t Tasted Food
All Week.."

Memon Replied :
"Don''t Worry, It Still Tastes
The Same..." ;->
''Usne mujhe rat ko jungle me akele chor dya faraz.
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Ye keh kar k
Pyar kia to darna kia..?''
What Does Princess Diana & A Bottle Of French Wine Have In Common . . . ? ? ?






















They Both Came Frm France In a Wooden Box . . . ;->

Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati

Father: Tujhe kese pata?


Son : "GIVE ME SWEET KISS"

kaha 2 thappad marti hai
Incumtax Officer Has Raha Tha
Clerk : Kya Hua
Offi : Mallika Ka Letter Hai
C : Toh?
O : Kapde Pehanti Nahi Or Laundry Ka Bill1 Lac Banaya Hai
A Man: "Your Mother-In-Law Fell Into My Pond

Which Has Some Crocodiles Into".

The Other Man - "The Crocodiles Are Yours,

So You''ll Have To Save Them".
Aik Orat Kisi Molvi Nu Time de k na aai,molvi intizar krda rya,intzar krn to baad Masjid wich gia tay speaker nu on kr k kainda."Hazraat.! Changi nai keti"


Son: Mom! Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.

Mom: Woh Kese?

Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.




Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)
''Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.''