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Happy Married Life Is
Defined As ...
"Yet To Be Seen"
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May, 15 2010
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ye Shadi nahin Aasan
ye Shadi nahin Aasan Bus itna Samajh lijiey..!!
Ek Fernail ki Goli hay aur Choostey Jana hai...!! :)
Suna Hai Apki Muskurahat
Suna Hai Apki Muskurahat Pe Log Marte Hain..?
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Mujhe Bhi Ek Banda Marwana Hai..
Zaraa Time Nikaal K Aana
1 AadMi trAin sE utAr k p00chtA
1 AadMi trAin sE utAr k p00chtA hy..
Yeh kAun sA stAtioN hy.. ??
SardAr Ne KahA:
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RaiLwAy StAtion.!! ;->
Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I''ve treated. The others all died.
''Who said english is easy???
''Who said english is easy???
Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....''@''
A hUnt3r shoOts
A hUnt3r shoOts At tiGer,bUt SRK DIES.Y????
sOchO sOchO...
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AreY jAn|X
tiGer wAs wAtchin climAx of DEVDAS
bhiga sa lagta hau aalam tumhe..
bhiga sa lagta
hau aalam tumhe..
bhigi si lagti hai
subah tumhe..
bhiga lag raha hai
sara jahan tumhe..
uuth nalayak
bistar gilaa kar hai tune..
One tourist from U.S.A.
One tourist from U.S.A. asked a village kid: Any great man born in this
village???
village kid: no sir, only small Babies!!!
FUNNY
Dr. To Patient's Friend:
Agar 1 Ghanta Pehle Le Aate Tou
Hum Isey Bacha Lete. . .
Patient's Friend:
Abay,15 Min Pehle Tou Accident
Hua Hy . .
Question: why did GOD
Question: why did GOD create Husbands? Because Fingers, Candles, Vibrator, Banana, Kheera, Lokkie, Lamba Bangan, cannot pay for SHOPPING.
''Pehle hath pe Phir hont pe
''Pehle hath pe
Phir hont pe
Phir ankh pe
Phir gal pe
Aur phir nak pe
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KISSSSS
Qadar MAKHIYAN Tang Karti Hain GARMI Main.. Safiullah''
a man was lost alone
A man was lost alone
on an island. 1day he
decided 2 build a
wooden boat.Suddenly
a grl comes & man uses
d wood 4 makin
a bed
Moral: A girl can
change Ur aim ..
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