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May, 15 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     3858 views       Funny

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[Height of Reasoning]
I am nt scared of
proposin a Grl,
But I am scared abt:
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Wht would hapen If She
agrees!
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."


Ek Kisan Gadi me Gehun le Ja raha tha
Police ne usko rok liya

Sipahi: Kya h isme?
Kisan: Gehun


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Sipahi: Abe Hath mila main bhi GAY Hun
Aam ZindAgi-
YaAr PlZ Kuch SmS to Bhej DiyA KAro.

MentOs ZindAgi-
Oye Bhutnike,BhikAri,KAmine,HArAmkhor BalaNce GaYA Tel Lene,Sms bhej.
Arz kiya hai......
Aap ki dosti humare dil mein yun bas gayi....







jaise...






jaise narrow darvaze mein cow fans gayi....wah wah!!!!
Fizayen Kehti hain Pyaar kro

Baharain kehti hain Aankhain Chaar kro

Magar Ghar walay kehte hain

Abhi Umar kam hai beta

PehLe B.COM tu Pass kro
Dis is a warning to all those people who don''t Smoke..
One day, you''ll lose all ur friends,
They will all die
&
you''ll be left alone..
So, Start smoking... ;->
Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.
Dost ne Dil ka haal batana chour diya Hum ne bhi gehraee main jana chour diya aap ne sms kerna kya band kiya Hum ne bhi mobile charge kerana chour diya


Iqrar-e-Mohabbat Kuch Gunah Tou Nahi Hai


Bas Pehle Ye Pata Ker Lena
''''Bhai Kitne Hain.." ;->
''Jab koi Dost kisi Dost k
Haq main Dua kerta hy
to wo dua is k Dost se
pehly is k apny Haq m
Kabol hoti hai
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Allah kary Tumari Shadi jaldi ho jay.''
Oe..Gabbar

Bahar Nikal


Kaha Chipha He Tu..


Or..


Kaha He Tere..


Kalliya-Walliya

Sambha-Vambha


Or Tere...


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