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May, 15 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     3027 views       Funny

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REPORTER: Laaluji, the poor women in bihar

dont have clothes to wear.

LAALU: U FOOL,tum FTV dekhe ho?

Rich women bhi cloth nahin pehanti hai.

Yeh fashionwa hai .

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Exuse me!
My face is above..... =P ;->
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