Once A Journalist Askd Meera

Once A Journalist Askd Meera
What Type Of Roles Do U Prefer ???

Meera Answerd:
Wese Tou Mjhe Chicken Roll Pasand Hyn
Magar
Beef Roll Bhi Kha Leti Hoon ...

May, 17 2010 162 chars (2 sms) 4205 views Funny

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Pathan

Raat ko 2 pathan chat pe so rahay thay,

Pehla dusray se bola:

Yaar maachis
kahan hai?

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2nd:

Teeli jala k dekh le yahin kahin
hogi...!

Agar Aap Ko Lagta Ha

Agar Aap Ko Lagta Hai
K Aap
Handsome ho
Smart Ho
Charming Ho

Tou Aap

Kutta Paal Lain
Sanp Paal Lain
Sher Pal Lain

Magar Plz

Galat Fehmi na Palain
Shukriyaa........... :d

Meri parosan chaat pr i

Meri parosan chaat pr i or mjhe dekh kr kaha,

Mere aane se hi aya ye hawa ka jhonka...

Mein dheray se muskuraya or kaha
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PONKA...!

KanJoOs Msg kAr Nahin To

KanJoOs Msg kAr
Nahin To
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Nahin To
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Nahin To
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Teri...

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Marzi naa ker...

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate “WIFE” & “MOTHER”

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”

Hum India se buhat peechay thay..

Hum India se buhat peechay thay..
Lekin,
Hamari,,
Qoum ne Saabit kiya k wo kisi se Peechay Nahi..
Aaj,,
Hum India se,,
poray

30 mins agay hain.
GEO ZARDARI ;->

HumAyuN is very happy

HumAyuN is very happy that FB has been blocked.,
,
,
,
,
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But I dont know where to put this status...!! :D

Thought of the day:

Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe
chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai

If ever I was rude to u,

If ever I was rude to u,

If ever I was angry with u,

If ever I misbehaved with u,

than dont hesitate
JUST SLAP URSELF!
galti app ke he hogi.!!

(Pak traffic police)

(Pak traffic police)

Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?

Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Single
ja raha hai.

Ek admi rat k time

Ek admi rat k time qabar par betha tha
Ek musafir ne us se pucha...
TM KO DAR NAHI LAG RHA?
ADMI: darne ki kia baat hai,
Andr garmi lag rahi thi to bahar agaya.

Teacher: ''jinke ghar sheeshe k hote hen..

Teacher: ''jinke ghar sheeshe k hote hen..

Ye line poori karo.
Student:Wo.
Wo.
Wo.
Wo.
Wo

light band kar k kapre badalte hen... ;->

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