''1 guy suddenly got up in a plane
and said ''Hijack''
Everybody put their hands up.
Then suddenly Another guy
from other side got up and said
''Hijohn''''
Sheikh ki BV rorahi thi
kisi ne pucha k q rorahi ho
us ne kaha k mujse DETOL gir gia tha
or sheikh sb ne meri ungli kaat k usi DETOL
min dbo de takay DETOL zaya na ho.