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Meera Answerd:
Wese Tou Mjhe Chicken Roll Pasand Hyn
Magar
Beef Roll Bhi Kha Leti Hoon ...
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May, 17 2010
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PATHAN: O Yar!
PATHAN: O Yar!
Me Kal Film Dekhne Theater Gaya!
Wahan Such Much Admi Ko Kat Rahe Thy
SARDAR: O Tu Konse Theater Gaya Tha?
PATHAN:
"OPERATION THEATRE"
A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend
& i can"t live widout my
friend.. ;->
Dazz.. Dazz Dazz Dazz ...
Dazz..
Dazz Dazz Dazz ...
Dazz dazz dazz dazz. . .
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Chup jao.. FARAZ ''TALIBAN'' k sath mil gaya hy..!
:-)...
murghi ke bache
Ek hi colour ka dress pehn kr hum sb lgte they kitne ache
School lgta tha poultry farm
Aur hum sb murghi k bachay
Mjhko smjh na aya aj tak teacher ka ye funda..
Humein bana deti thi murgha or khud copy pe deti thi anda..
''Pakistan m 1 serway
''Pakistan m 1 serway
howa
k
kinti Grils
" @bi " say Dosti kerna Chahti hain,
y
Result:
srif 7% ne kaha-YES
Aur
93% ne kaha kamari aesi Qismat kahan''
O Mere Makhna Meno
O
Mere
Makhna
Meno
Yaad
Rakhna
Har
Vely
Hasna
Koi
Problem
Howy
Tou
Dasna
Kisi
Hor
Naal
Na
Phansna
Bas
Maire
Naal
Vasna
O
Mere
Makhna
Kesa Hy Ye Sms Zarur Dasna . . . ;->
Ek Doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya,
Ek Doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya,
Frnd Ne Pocha Kyun Bhai Koi Shikaar Kia?
Doctor: Nahi Yaar,
Is Se To Acha Clinic Per Beth Jata..
Girlfriend :
Girlfriend : Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday and find no one more richer than U. . . . ;->
Ek BALL pe 2 ChokkAy
Ek BALL pe 2 ChokkAy
Or
Ek Life me 2 MAuqAy nhi miLtAy . . .
JAwAni pe LAgA ShAbbAb
Or
Zor se LAgA PishAb ziAdA dAir nhi ruktA . . :p ;->
Wife:gaajar ,muli,baiban
Wife:gaajar ,muli,baiban
lambay lana.
Husb:nhi laonga tm iska
galat istamak kro gi.
wife:tmhe q dard ho
raha hai tm me thoddi
dun gi.>
Lo G mera 1 or Sher Arz hai
Lo G mera 1 or Sher Arz hai
Idhar B ''situm'' ho Gaya hai
Udher B ''situm'' ho Gaya hai
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Message Delete kardo, sher khatam ho gaya hai.;-)
U r BEST Heart Surgeon
U r BEST Heart Surgeon In the World , Beacause You Made a Place In My Heart Without CUTING and SPILLING blood . I am Lucky 2 have a Cute Friend Like You
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