Once A Journalist Askd Meera

Once A Journalist Askd Meera
Once A Journalist Askd Meera
What Type Of Roles Do U Prefer ???

Meera Answerd:
Wese Tou Mjhe Chicken Roll Pasand Hyn
Magar
Beef Roll Bhi Kha Leti Hoon ...
  

May, 17 2010     162 chars (2 sms)     3940 views       Funny

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Molvi PaPpU Ne Farmaya
K
Shaban
K Mahinay Mein Jo Koi
Apnay Dost
Ko 100 Ka Card Load Karwaye Ga
Usay
Qayamat K Din
Ek NOKIA N95
Free Milay Ga... ;->
SubhanALLAH
mera naam bol kar soya karo,
apney aaamal tol kar soya karo,


aur pard jaye gha machchar kabhi na kabhi,
issi aas par apna moonh khol kar soya karo

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"Samjhdar k LiAy iShara hI Kafi hAi
Meaning of PAKISTAN

P. Pyaar
A. Aman
K. Khushhaali
I. Insaaf
S. Shaanti
T. Tarakki
A. Aazaad adliya
N. Not available here.
meri ankhon mein basa hai tu,
meri dharkano mein racha hai tu,




huuuunnnnnn

In sab batoon pe kar raha hai yaqeen,
ab khud soch kitna bada ghadha hai tu
Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ?
Ans:4,



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1.Meri vali,
2.Teri vali,


3.Teri Bhabhi,
4.Meri Bhabhi..
Yesterday In My Dream You

Were Counting Lot Of Money.



But



I Dint Understand Why You Were Sitting In Front Of Temple.


Baray-e-Meherbani

Is Saal Qurbani
Ki Khaalai''n
Khi Stock Exchange (KSE)
k Fund Main Jama
Kara Ker
Sawab-e-Darain Hasil
Kare''n

Frm
KSE 100 Index
Khaal Committee ;->

A man jumped into the sea n never came out.
2nd man also jumped in,

he ws drowned too.
Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion:

Human beings r soluble in water.!
Baap: Beta Shadi K Din Susral Walay
Ghari Dein Tu Suit Mang Lena. Scooter Dein Tu Car Mang Lena,
Dokan Dien Tu Ghar

Beta: Dady Larki Dein Tu Oski Maa Mang Lon?
Pathan darakht pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha: Upar Q aye?

Pathan:AMROOD khanay

Bandar:Yeh to AAM ka Darakht ha;

pathan. pata ha:

Main AMROOD sath laya hon..
Have U Seen a Monkey Wrapped in a Plastic.
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No?
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Realy Not?
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