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3 dreams of a man
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3 dreams of a man
3 dreams of a man
3 Dreams Of A Man:
1-To B As Handsome As His Mother Thinks He Is
2-To B As Rich As His Child Thinks He Is
3-To Hav As Many Women As His Wife Believes He Has :-D
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May, 06 2010
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Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,
Our Son Steals It.
I Don''t Know What To Do About It
Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.
He''ll Never Touch!
Q: What is smaller than an Ant''s dinner ?
Q: What is smaller than an Ant''s dinner ?
A: An Ant''s mouth . . . ;-
Kisey hor nu na dassin...
Agr Koi Tmhare Pas Aye Or Kahy
"Tm Bewaqof Ho"
To Koi Lmha Zaya Mat Krna,
UsKo Grdan Se Pakrna Or Kehna
.
.
Kisey Hor Nu Na Dassin. Teri mharbani.
chinese larki ko dekh kr mom boli
Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli,
Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?
Son: Mom Ap Ne khud he To Kaha tHa k gHr atay huye cheeni Letay Aana... =P ;->
Why Does D Baa
Why Does D Baa Of Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi Never Die?
Coz Gods Never Die..
Cnfusd!
.
.
Baa ''Khuda'' Tumhi Ho!!
Thinking Of Lady Banker ...
Thinking Of Lady Banker ...
Lagta Hy K Mere Husn Mein Kami Aati Jarahi Hy
Q K
Logo''n
Ne
Ab
Mujh se
PAISEY
Gin
Ker
Wapis
Lene
Shruu
Ker Diye
Hain ... ;->
A man was lost alone
A man was lost alone
on an island. 1day he
decided 2 build a
wooden boat.Suddenly
a grl comes & man uses
d wood 4 makin
a bed
Moral: A girl can
change Ur aim ..
She Came..
She Came..
I Kpt Lukin At Her..
She Smild.
Yet I Kept Quiet.
She Began 2spk.
I Dint Listen & Then,
She Began2 Leave.
I Thn Shoutd...
Mam
Attendance...!
oxygen is more important
Nice Quote:
People says that you can''t live without love...
but I think....
oxygen is more important... ;->
Wife Running After
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
In 1 year, 12 months,
In
1 year,
12 months,
48 weeks,
365 days & nights,
8760 hrs,
52560 min,
3153600 sec
sirf Aap ko hi yaad kiya.
Aur sirf 2mins lagay is jhoot ko type karney mein... ;->
DOOB MARO Nikammo
DOOB MARO Nikammo
( -_-)(-_-)
/l l\_/)(\
/ \ )(
Shoaib Malik Ne
India Ki Bachi Phansa Li Hai.
Or Tumse
Abhi Tak
Muhallay Ki Set Nahi Ho Rahi. :-)
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