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Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?
Question: Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?
A: Mere khayal Mei Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Mei
Umar Sharif,
Nawaz Sharif,
Shehbaz Sharif,
hain.
Jab k Aurton Mei sirf 1 Babra Sharif hi hai or wo kitni sharif ha ye ham sab janty hain
BMW
Pathan: hum ko shadi per Susral se BMW mila hy Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nahi dekhi Pathan: Oye! BMW ka matlab hai.. “Bohat Mota Wife”
Women recall every
Women recall every outfit they have worn for the past two decades.
Men cannot remember what they were wearing yesterday without looking
on the floor next to the bed.
Never Mind People. . .
Never Mind People. . .
When They Say U''re Mad
B''coz
They Always Mean To Say You
M = Make
A = A
D= Difference. . .
ThErE iS a DiFfErEnCe
ThErE iS a DiFfErEnCe
Of OnE lEtTeR iN ThE
sPeLlInGs Of
NeW eLeCtEd AmErIcAn
PrEsIdEnT & WoRlD''s
MoSt WaNtEd TeRrOrIsT ...
>> OBAMA
>> OSAMA ...
Bachhe ko pdhaya kre, sungha na kre
Teacher ne 1bachhe ki mom ko likha-
Bache ko nehla k bheja kre..
Mom ne note pdne k baad likha-
Bachhe ko pdhaya kre, sungha na kre...
Drinkers Gang
Aj tab tak piyenge jab tak wo samny waly 3 darakht 6 nhi dikhty.
Bar owner:
Bas kro kamino, samny 1 hi darakht hy. Ab kya jungle banaoge?
acca is still tough
GooD NEWS:
ACCA Exams wil now b only OBJECTIVE TYPE
Example:
3+3=?
Options:
a. 6
b. Six
c. VI
d. 6.0
Moral:
ACCA is still TOUGH.
1 Bacha ZONG K Office
1 Bacha ZONG K Office Ja Kar Larki Ko I LOVE U Kehta Ha
LARKI: Tumhari Himat Kesay Hui..?
BACHA: Aap Hi To Kehty Ho
" ZONG LO OR SUB KAH DO "
Facts Abt Me:
Facts Abt Me:
Einstien Copied My Eqn E=Mc2
Bill Gates Was Asking For A Xp Cd Frm Me
When I Threw An Apple On Newton He Knew Abt Gravity
The best way to
The best way to
releave stress is
To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...
"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
XCUSE ME.... WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER???
XCUSE ME....
WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER???
I WANNA RECHECK...
COZ I FEEL THERE''S SOME ERROR...
KYUNKI SMS JATA TO HE PAR AATA Nahi he..
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