My Eyes Miss u

My Eyes Miss u
My Eyes Miss u
My feels Love u
My mind call u
My heart just for u
I will die without u

Aisa meri Mummy mujhe bilto hain
  

May, 24 2010     127 chars (1 sms)     2787 views       Funny

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How Paki''s professors speak English:
*don’t dare talk in front of my back!
*both of u three get out of the class!
*y r u so late……say yes or no!
*take 5cm wire of length!!
*all of u stand in a straight circle!
*quiet…..the principal jst passed away!
*I hav 2 daughters both of them are girls.........
jis dil mein bsa tha pyar tera,
us dil nei dharkna chord diya,




ab rent pe dil ley guzara kar raha hoon
(",)
<))> Xcuse Me
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Aap kAAm bAAd mE kArnA,,
PhELE MEri bAAt SuNLo,,

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dil laga k kaam kiya karo =P ;->
''Wht''s d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in open''
BoY: NeeNd mE h0 to sApNe BhEjo,
JAag rAh¡ h0 to YAdEiN bhEj0,
Ro rAhE h0 t0 AnSu BhEjo,

sMs pArh rAhi h0 to REpLy BhEjo..

GirL: ToiLET mE ho, kyA BhEjoN? ;-
Aik Tha Kutta Aik Thi Bili Un Ki
Thi Bari Yari Mar Gaye Bili
Bach Gya







Zardari
ZaLiM TaLiBaN Ki DrInDaGi Ka 1 Or JeTa JaGtA SaBoT...

MiNgOrA SwAt Me JaHaNzEb CoLlEgE K SaMnE

5 MaSoM StUdEnTs Se GuN PoInT Py



"NaSwAr"
ChEeN Li...=P;->
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year. Congratulations!...
She Is Kidding...




Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...











"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->
High Level Insult....


Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.


Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.


Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.


Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?


Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)
1 hai Billu 1 hai Gullu 1 hai Ullu Billu six class main parh raha hai, Gullu seven class main parh raha hai, ore ore Ullu sms parh raha hai hehehehe......
"FUCK-YOU"








Shocked


It means:






F=flowers 4 u.

U=unlimitd hugs 4 u.

C=chocolate not sweeter than u.

K=kisss 4u.

U= you always on my mind. . . . ;->