American: Oh God!

American: Oh God!
American: Oh God! give me room full of Gold.

Russian: oh God! give me room full of Diamonds.

Pakistani: Oh God! give me keys of both d rooms... ;->
  

May, 20 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2041 views       Funny

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A man speaks frantically into the phone,

"My wife is pregnant , and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot !" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone needs you,
but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever
forgets your birthday.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
Nurse: Mubarak ho Khan sb ap k ghar larka pyda hova hai

Khan sb: Wa g wa kya technology hai,
B.V mere hospital me hai,
aur bacha mere ghar paida hova hai..
Muncipalty Van JAANVARON ko uthane ke liye aayi hai,
Tujhe.... Apni dosti ki kasam.... Please Bhaag ja.


1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)


Wife: Aap Buhat Mote Ho Gae Ho..

Pathan: Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gai Ho..

Wife: Main Maa Banne Wali Hu..

Pathan: Main Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hun... =P ;->
Aadhi Raat Ko Kisi Ne Baja Di Faraz K Ghar Ki Bell
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Wah Wah

Faraz Neche Aaya To Watchman Ne Kaha

All Is Well

All Is Well….
A boy 2 pathan:
mai agar chahon to tamam pathano
ko janat se nikal kar jahanum main la sakta hoon.

Pathan:kaise?
Boy:main jahanum mai naswar
ka dukan kholon ga
''Ek Doctor Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

Doctor Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,

K


Usay Yaad Aaya

K

Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-) jwan banda kadi pouul wi janda we ki banaya mere kagzan da yar pata karna''
Teri Shadi K Mauqe Per Us Ne tujh Se Kaha FARAZ.....
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Tenu Dullha Kinne Banaya BHOOTNI KAY..!!
To cry is to know that youre alive
But
My river of tears has run dry I never wanted to fool you
But
A cold heart is a dead heart And it feels like I''ve been buried alive by love
If I should die before I wake There ai''nt no one my soul to take If I wake before I die, rescue me with your smile. . .
Aisa hai dostana hamara,
mein kisti tu kinara ,
mai dhanush tu teer ,
mai matar tu paneer ,
mein barish tu badal ,
mai rajma tu chawal,
mein hot tu cool ,
mai April tu fool