Pathan 2ble sawari ja

Pathan 2ble sawari ja
rha tha
Police waly ny rok kr
kaha:
Pata nhi hy k 2ble
sawari py pabandi hy
Pathan:
O Yara pata hy isliye
to isko waps chorny ja
rha hn ;->

May, 14 2010 174 chars (2 sms) 2711 views Funny

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