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Kbhi Kbhi Mere Dil Me Khayal Ata Hy Agr
Altaf Bhai London NaJate To Kya Hota?
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Mustafa Kamal mazr k upar over head or nechay under pas bana kar signal free mazar banata
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Baqi Rabta Commity Qawali Gati... =P ;->
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Today is Newspaper,
Today is Newspaper,
Yesterday is Wastepaper,
Life is Testpaper,
and
Friendship is Bestpaper,
so don''t use it as Tissuepaper''.:-P
Once An Ant Decided To Jump
Once An Ant Decided To Jump
From A Helicopter
But She Did Not Die
Can U Guess Why ???
Coz The Helicopter Was On The Ground!
jab tak zinda raha
Jab Tak Zinda Raha.
Msg Karta Rahonga.
Jab Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya.
Balke.
Samajh Lena,
K
Bhai Par Bachiyon Ka Load Ziyada Hogaya Hai. :-)
1 Paagal Aadmi Ne
1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??
Socho Socho . . .
"Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??
Whoever Says ''Money Can''t Buy
Whoever Says
''Money Can''t Buy
Happiness''
Is A Fool ...
Money Can Surely Buy
Happiness ...
Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile ... =P ;)
Friendship is a "Give And Take
Friendship is a "Give And Take" Relationship.
I Hope u Agree with me with this...
So....
Give me A Treat & Take me to a Movie... so simple...
Main Tou Kal Se Sharab Chorh Raha Hoon
Shohar: Tum Sunya Ki Bad-surat
Tareen Makhlooq Ho
Biwi: Aur Tum Dunya k Bad-tareen
Sharabi Ho ..
Shohar: Magar Main Tou Kal Se
Sharab Chorh Raha Hoon ... =P ;)
Interviewer asked sardarji:
Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?
Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava
Doctor To A Kid:
Doctor To A Kid:
Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
"Appendicitis" ?
Kid: Yes ... !
Doctor: When ... ?
Kid: When I Tried To
Spell It ... ;->
Pathan ki Maa pathan se
Pathan ki Maa pathan se
Pathan ki Maa pathan se ;
"Uth jao dekho Sooraj kab ka
nikal aaya hai".
.
.
.
.
Pathan : "To kiya hua,
Wo sota bhi to Maghrib se pehlay hai...:-)"
GOOD MORNING
''Bhool kar b kisi ko na rulana,
''Bhool kar b kisi ko na rulana,
Zindgi main sab ko hasana,
Dushman ko b galay lagana,
Phir b koi ghum day to,
Maray ko phone lagana,
THOK DEIN GAY saalay ko''
sorry
sorry
may b insan ho mera b dil kerta hy chawal marnay
ko.. =P ;->
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