Musibat ka Syrup ho tum,

Musibat ka Syrup ho tum,
Musibat ka Syrup ho tum,
Tension ka Capsule ho tum,
Aafat k Injection ho tum,
Per kya keren Jhelna parta hai, kyon k DOSTI ka Oxygen ho tum.
  

May, 25 2010     143 chars (1 sms)     2638 views       Funny

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Happy
Dhakkan
Day... ;->


Ye SMS Us Ko Karna Jo Aap Ki Nazar Me Dunia Ka Sab Se Bada Dhakkan Hy
Maine Tou Kar Dia, Ab Aap Ki Bari Hy... ;->
Top 5 Answer U Got When U Propose A Girl. . .
1- No!
2- I M Sorry
3- R U Mad?
4- V R Friends
5- Lekin Mei To hAmY Se. . . . .:-)

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Ya Koi Aur Wja Hai Sms Na Kerne Ki . . .
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Banta: Choti si to city hai yaar... kitni chali hogi?
Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!
Lrka lrki se:jan mjy tmhari ankhon me
sari dunya ka nzara nzr ata ha

Larky ka dost bola:
zra dkh k btao mri bhens kahan ha:-D
Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.
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Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...

Tourist:
"How do u escape if a lion comes now?"

Sardar:
"Give the indicator of RIGHT side & turn LEFT
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