What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty,

What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty,
What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake
  

May, 20 2010     269 chars (2 sms)     2540 views       Funny

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2 Friends ne Jungle mein ek Sher ko dekha to ek dost Darakht pe charh gaya aur doosra Zameen pe let gaya aur saans rokli.
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Sher paas aya aur bola:
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Na puttar Na.....yaha pe Zubaida aapa k totke nahi chalte.
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Know
Students
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Kab
Eid
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Jab Teachers Chutti Karty Hain

Under The Black Cloth,
Fire Of Love Burn



Nahi Samajh Aayi Na!

Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na


Matlab


Kali Kurti De Thaley
Agg Ishq Di Baley. :-)
Mai Aur Tum

Tum Aur Main

Yani Hum Dono

Aaj Raat Ko

Aik Dosre Ko

1 baja K Baad

Akele Mein


Miss calls denge ok :-)
Aye Kassssssh!
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K Tum...
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Marasi Hotay To Ma Tum Ko Apni Shadi Pr Dhol Bajanay K Liye Bulata.
Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.
Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY" vo aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai.
Lakho log mohabat karte hai,

Shayad hum un jaise nahi.

Dikhane ke liye hum bhi

bana sakte haiTAJ-MAHAL,

Magar MUMTAZ ko marne de

hum vo SHAHJAHAN nahi.
Sardar ne Bacha aghwa kia or tavaan k lye sticker pe likh k bache pe chipkaya "10 Lakh subah pull k neche pohnchado"
Aur bache ko ghar wapis bhejdia
Dosre din wo pull k neche gya to usy paise milgye or sath sticker pe likha tha
"Maa Qasam paise ka gham nai,Gham to is bat ka hai k SARDAR ne SARDAR ko loota
''mere pyare allah mian
tere raz b gehre hain

un k rozay sehri wale
mere 8 pehre hain

dawat roza khulwane ki
unain milay sarkari ha

mere bacha roza rak k
dhonta phirray iftari ha''


In maths class

Stdnt: Y do we have to learn dis?
Teachr:To save lives
Stdnt:How does math save lives?
Teachr:It keeps idiots like u out of medical college!
Waiter Gives Bill To HAMMAD.

HAMMAD: Take This Card.

Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card

HAMMAD:So What? You Hv Writen ALL CARD ACCEPTED!

Soldier to General:
Sir!
A small enemy group is attacking..

General:
Quickly bring me my red shirt..
"After Enemyz Defeat"

Soldier:
Sir why d red shirt??

General:
In red shirt if i got shot, my soldiers would''nt see my blood so they wont b discouraged..

Soldier:
Sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking..

General:
Hurry up!
Bring me
My Yellow Trousers.... ;->