What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty,

What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty,
What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake
  

May, 20 2010     269 chars (2 sms)     2205 views       Funny

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Barish Ki Pehli Boond?

Aasman Ka Sab se Roshan Tara?

Shakh Pe Khila Surkh Gulab?

Muthi Main Qaid Ik Jugnu?

Honton Pe Saji Ek Khuahish?

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Sorry the word does''t fit for u !!
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Tin & Martin"


Again twins, namd
peter & Repeater



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MAx & climax


Again had twins, she got
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Parents can replace God
Daughter can replace Son
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