What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty,

What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty,
What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake
  

May, 20 2010     269 chars (2 sms)     2587 views       Funny

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