What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty,

What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake

May, 20 2010 269 chars (2 sms) 2405 views Funny

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today is a day of ce

Today is a day of celebration. Why?
Because, years ago on the same day,
GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience.
Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.

Albert Einstien önce said:

Albert Einstien önce said:

I can calculate every thing even the velocity of light..
But
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I can't calculate the timing of loadsheding in pakistan... :-D

cho0se one number

Cho0se one number;

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100

Then
i will tell you
Nothing
Tumhain to CHASKA he par gaya hai k kuch intresting reply hoga ... ;->

Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to

Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to hamesha apnay dimagh ki suno
Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aae to
Dil ki sunno
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Waha say bhi jawab na aae to
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Ankhain band kar ke
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socho
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ya ALLAH kahin me PaTHAN to nahi ?

i was worried in dream

i was worried in dream
2nite
i saw
all the devils of the world have died,
can u give me only 1sms2 make me sure that
u r still alive .

Apki medical report a gyi hai dekh len

Apki medical report a gyi hai dekh len

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Ghabrane ki koi bat nhi ap k ander sirf 2 kerrey hain
Ek apko call nahi krne deta dosra sms

Kya Halat Hogyi Hai Zamane Ki,

Kya Halat Hogyi Hai
Zamane Ki,

Sabko Aadat Hogyi Hai
Paise Bachane Ki,

SMS To Company Ne kab
K saste Kar Diye,

Par Fitrat Nahe Badli
Chilar Bachaney Ki..-;>

Can you guess,

Can you guess, whats the ring tone of Osama..!

No !!not an Urdu song,

English music !! No ways..

It''s... Main yahan hoon, yahan hoon yahhan hoon yahaan.... ;->

William Mufta

GOLDEN WORDS

Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,

us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai...

-William Mufta

every morning ur

every morning ur d 1st thing tat comes2my mind
i wish i wud start my day with u in my bed
i luv d feel on my lips
u just make my day
i lvu u "NESCAFE"...

Hey Dude A Piece Of Advice For You

Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!

Never Think Yourself

As An Ugly Person

Always

Consider Yourself

A Beautiful

Monkey ... ;->

in soft gleaming nig

IN SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS
MAY ALL UR DREAMS COM TRUE
MAY EVERY STAR OF EVERY NIGHT
BRING LOV N JOY 2 U
HAPPY B"DAY 2 U...

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What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty,

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