Kya zamana aaya he!

Kya zamana aaya he!

Pahle log shadi k bad jo kam karte the,
abhi wo shadi se pahle kar rahe hen!

pata he kya?

Nahen na

KHUD Kushi.. ;-)

May, 25 2010 150 chars (1 sms) 2140 views Funny

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sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka

teacher:
sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka

pathan:
lo kar lo bat!
Apna yad hota nhi or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat ka bhi parhen.

Impact of Movies:

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?

Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?

Barber: Rs 20

Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving?

Barber: Rs 10

Rampa: Oh! Ok Plz Shave my head!!!

True Quote. . .

True Quote. . .

A Man Is Lucky If He Is The First LOVE Of A Woman. . .

&

A Woman Is Lucky If She Is The Last Love Of A Man. . .

Strange But True. . . ;->

MunnaBhai: Y

MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Bole to dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hai na.

1 aadmi bhagta hua bus me charha or zor se chillaya

1 aadmi bhagta hua bus me charha or zor se chillaya
"khabrdar koi apni jaga se nahi hile ga.....
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.
.
.
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Manjan wala khud aap k paas aaye ga"

Life Of A University Student

Life Of A University Student

Wallet Hy
Paise Nahi
Lecture Hy
Attendance Nahi
Mobile Hy
Balance Nahi
Frnds Hyn
Grl Frnd Nahi
Exams Hyn
Tnsion Nhi
Parhna Hy
Mood Nhi ;->

What''s The Moral Of Movies

What''s The Moral Of Movies
Jannat
Gangster
Murder
Fanaa
Titanic

Think

Larkiyo K Lafrey May Mat Paro,
Khaali Larkiyan
Bachti Hai
Baaqi Sab Mer Jaatey Hai;-)

App Mujhay Aikn jaga se bohatfu

App Mujhay
Aikn jaga
se bohat
pyare
Lagtay hain.?

Maloom hai kahan se?

DOOR SE..........;->

Define a true music lover?

Define a true music lover?
Ans: A girl singing in a bathroom
while taking bath & a boy near the keyhole
of the door is using his ears & not his eyes.

women

Every women faces two major problems
When ever she open womenher almari
Pen nu kapre vi koi ni te rakhan nu jagah vi koi nh

whAt iS tHe nAm3 of bruc3

whAt iS tHe nAm3 of bruc3 lee''s s|st3r wHo cAn wAlk on tHe wAlls?

chipkA-l33

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Kya zamana aaya he!

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