A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
Dosti pake dosti eve ni nibhai jandi, is dost nimane di tenu kade yaad ni andi, har vale kara pehala mein hi sms, je tu kar dawe ki teri shaan ghat jandi
Once there were 3 guys praying..n all of a sudden da light goes off..
guy 1: "lo jee bijli tur gaye "
guy 2: "oay bewaqoof namaz parhdaya nahi bolday"
guy 3: "Shuker way main nae boalya"