Teacher:

Teacher:
Teacher:
Marne Se Pehle “Tarzan” K Aahri Alfaaz Kia Thay . . .? ? ?

Student:
Trazan Said: " Ye Kis Kuttay K Bachay Ne Darakht Pe Greace Lagai Thi " ;->
  

May, 20 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     3668 views       Funny

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1 Pathan Apna
Samaan Bag Me Bhar k
GEO k Office Pohanch
Gaya Aur Poocha:
"Wo Baji Kahan Hy Jo
Khabro''n k Beech Me
Kehti Hy Humare Saath
Rahiye Ga"
Hum Us k Saath
Rehne Aaya Hoon.. ;->
Zor se chali hawa.. urr gaya pappu..

wah wah!

zor se chali hawa urr gaya pappu..

phir?

phir kya?

Ruk gai hawa.. gir gaya pappu.. :P
Common sense :D


Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”
''Aya re larkiyon ki what lagane larkiyon ne kya hai larkon ko tang apni bi hai ab inse jung larkion ki baba assi tassi AYA RE LARKIOYON KI WHAT LAGANE BABA LARKE ZINDABAD''
Package Wale So
Gaye Ker k Baat Apni
Girl-Friend k Saath

Aur Bhatakte Rahe
Sachi Mohabbat Kerne
Wale Saari Raat ... ;->
New Style Of Proposing:

Boy: Can I Take Your Photo?

Girl: Why?

Boy: Just Wanted to Show My Children
That How Their Mom Looked in her Younger age.
Sooo Sweet.
Presure cooker ne karhai se kaha: Itni kali ho koi cream qiun nahi use krti.Karhai: Main jitni b kali qiun na hon mujhe dekh kr seetiyan tu tum he martay ho!!

Judge mulzim se:kia tm ne pehly b kbi jail kati ha?
.
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Mulzim:janab 2 dafa koshsh kr chuka hn magar slakhen bht moti thi me kamyab nai ho ska:-D
Reality Of OUR COUNTRY

Most of the 1st class passed students get... technical seats; Some become Doctors & some become Engineers.

The 2nd class passed
students pass MBA & become Administrator & control the 1st class.

The 3rd class passed students enter in to Politics & become Minister & control both.

Last but not least

The failure joins

"UNDERWORLD"

&

Control all the Above
Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon
Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?

Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par
Kaat krar bhag gaya
Laloo Invite Englishman 4 Lunch.

When Curd Served,Englishman Asks,What Dis?

He Explains
"Milk Sleeping In Nite,
Morning Become Tight"
English Theory

"I love to walk in a rain because no one can see my tears"

Pakistani Theory

"Main barish main isliye chalta hon ta k daney mar jaye" ;->