Teacher:

Teacher:
Teacher:
Marne Se Pehle “Tarzan” K Aahri Alfaaz Kia Thay . . .? ? ?

Student:
Trazan Said: " Ye Kis Kuttay K Bachay Ne Darakht Pe Greace Lagai Thi " ;->
  

May, 20 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     3500 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

As I M Now In Da Mst Imp.

Yr Of My Career I Hv Startd Stdyng N

Hv Dcided Nt 2 Msg Anymore,

I Hope, U Wil Cooperte Wid Me

Thnx



.
.
.
.
.

Height Of Overacting ;)
Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don''t Laugh).
As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are LieClocks.
Everyone on Earth has a LieClock.Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who''s clock is that?"That''s Gautam Buddha''s.
The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.
"And whose clock is that? "That''s Abraham Lincoln''s clock.
The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Rabri asked, "Where''s my Laloo''s clock?"
Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I''m using it as a ceiling fan.
Amazing Home Remedies

A Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U hit the alarm off ..

Have a bad Tooth Ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth Ache ..

For High Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
Veins ..

If U ''ve Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraid to cough ... ;)
Aap Mujhe Itne Pasand Ho
Jitna...


U||o Ko Raat...


Dentist Ko Daant...



Gadhe Ko Laat...


Ghareeb Ko Gaddi...


Kuttay Ko Haddi


Aur


Aur



Nange Ko Chadii........... ;->
Na pooch teri judai k lamhe hum kaise betate hain..




Pani main SURF EXCEL mila k straw se bulbulay banatay hain...
Din Main 5 SmS,





Raat Main 10 SmS,




Haftay Main 200 SmS,





Month Main 1000 SmS,





Mujhay Bhej Kar
Sawab-e-Darain Hasil Karain..
"SHUKRIYA" ;->
Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?
Santa: KHULE AAM...
Ek aadmi k pas jin tha,
jin bola "Aaqa" mujhy koi huqm dain.
Aaqa replayed : Yaar mery ghar say Amrica tak aik Road banao.
Jin : Aaqa ye mushkil kaam hay, resty hain darya atye hain, pahar atye hain, jungal aty hain, abadiyan atye hain, samundar bhi ata hay, Bohat mushkil hay, kuch or huqam daein...
us bandy nay bohat soocha then he said Yaar meri B.V ko mera farmaberdaar bana day..
Jin foran bola "Road singal banani hay Dubble lane
Aaae,

Apun Tere 7 Sms Ka Dhanda Band Kerne Ka Hy

Bole To

Ek dum khalas

Agr Compromise Kerne Ka Hy To

4-5 Jhakaas Se Sms Bhej Daal

warna khalas.
Jaan
.



Jaan



Jaan


Jaan
Jaan chor do meri


Mere sMs k Deewano


Hr wqt Mobile hath me liye


mere sMs ka wait krte rehte
ho... =P ;->
Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai

beautiful beautiful"

aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai

" aprilfool, aprilfool "
Smile is the sec0nd best thing U can d0 with yr lips...

Of c0urse U kn0w the first 0ne :)

?

?

Its keeping ur m0uth shut !! :D