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''Wafa usS zmanay ki baat hai SAQI,
''Wafa usS zmanay ki baat hai SAQI,
''Wafa usS zmanay ki baat hai SAQI,
Jab bottle 7 aur petrol 57 rupay tha.''
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May, 24 2010
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Suno Mehsoos karo
Suno
Mehsoos karo
Badal ki garaj
Bijli ki chamak
Barish ki ek ek boond
Tumse
Cheekh cheekh ker kah rahi hai
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“NAHA LO”
EID Bohut door hay
:p
Girl to Boy
Girl to Boy: Hum apney betay ka naam kia rakhain gey?
Boy!
Very Simple..
Ager shadi se pehley hoa to..
Asif Zardari,
Oor ager baad main hua to Nawaz Sharief..:-)
Jivan mein Paisa, Pyar, Dost,Birthday,
Jivan mein Paisa, Pyar, Dost,Birthday,
sab kuch aata hai jata hai.
Par tode gaye daant phir nahi aate.
Samajdar ho; Umeed hai,MSG bhejte rahoge.
load
Jo Kehte The Hmain Tm Manngo To Jan Bi Hazir Hai…
Aj 20 Ka Load Manga To Kehty Hain Sub Dukanain Bnd Hain… ;->
''1 guy suddenly got up in a plane
''1 guy suddenly got up in a plane
and said ''Hijack''
Everybody put their hands up.
Then suddenly Another guy
from other side got up and said
''Hijohn''''
Nine Zero Pe 1
Nine Zero Pe 1
Muhajir Gun Le Kr Khara
Hogaya . Jo b Wahan Se
Guzarta
Us Se Poochta: TUM KON?
Man : Pathan
Muhajir Shot
DhUzZzZ
Muhajir: TUM KON ?
Man : Baloch
DhUzZzZz
Muhajir: TUM KON ?
Khusra : Tera Baap
Muhajir : Jao Yaar
Apno Ko KonMaray ...
A Woman''s Mind
A Woman''s Mind
Is Cleaner
Than
A Man''s Mind ...
Coz
She Changes It
More Often ...
Q: Agar William Shakespeare
Q: Agar William Shakespeare Hyderabad me paida hua hota to uska kya naam hota?
Socho Socho…..
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Ans: Wali Miya Sheikh Peer…
Woh aayi muskuraee,
Woh aayi muskuraee,
usne kaha,humne suna,
woh kehti gayi hum sunte rahe,
woh chal di,humse raha na gaya ,
bas keh hi diya...
"MADAM ATTENDENCE TO LAGA do."
Height of Love
Height of Love
when you learn that you are dialing your lovers number when you are asked to dial Plumbers NO
Man 2 pathan:
Man 2 pathan: Khan ji kal mainy apko phone kia par aap ny uthaya nahi?
Pathan:
Kyun uthata..,
Ye jo meiny 30 Rupye dekar GAANAA Lgwaya hai wo tera BAAP sunega.
''tiger buscuit
''tiger buscuit ''Hum to yunhi tiger Biscuit khaa rahay thhay ,
~*~Tamana~*~
Ek Larki humein baacha samjh k pappi dy gai''''
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