ali mama main bara

ali mama main bara


Ali : Mama main bara hoke Pilot banonga
Mamma : Beta mujhay kaise pata chalega ke ye mere betay ka jahaz hai?
Ali : Guzarte waqt apnay gher per Gola phaink dia karonga.
  

May, 06 2010     176 chars (2 sms)     2631 views       Funny

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Tamam KHOBSORAT Logon ko ittaLa di jati hai
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Ap to aise parh Rahe hen jese ye itaLa ap k Liye ho... .:-
Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?

Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)
2010.
1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta''kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:
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Tution parhne k liye..
God thought that since
he couldnt b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldnt be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.
Pathan India gya whan barish ho rahi thi,
wo mander me ja kr bagwan ko bahir phank ker bola,
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"Kdi na wi lya kr maama"... ;->
Kabhi Karachi Bhi
"CITY OF LIGHTS"
Kehlata Tha ...

Magar

Be-intiha Load Shedding k
Baad Is Ka Naam
"CITY OFF LIGHT"
Ho Gya Hy ... ;->
Khyal Ko Kisi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hy


Nigaho’n Ko Kisi Surat Ki Talash Rehti Hai


Tere Bina Koi Kami Tou Nahi


Bas Gali Wali Jamadarni Udaas Rehti Hy . . . ;-
Agr MQM walay films banane lage to films k nam asey honge.

1. UNIT NO. 1.

2. SATHI ZAMIN PER.

3. BHAI LOG LANDON WALAY.

4. OPRETION 92.

5. LONDON TO NINE ZERO.

6. SIRF ALTAF.

7. BHAI JO BHI KAHEN.

8. LAGAY RAHO ALTAF BHAI...
Clerk ne oFFice fone karke boss se kaha: Sir mai 1 Week tak oFFice nahi aaonga, Meri Bewi taang torr bethi hai..
Boss: (Gusse me) Magar 1 Week tak TUM kiOn nahi aaogEy.?
Clerk: Actualy Sir aAp samjhe nahi, meri Bewi ne jo taang torri hai,
"WOH MERI HAI"


Father asked beti:
“Tum bari ho ker kia karo gi?”

Beti:”
Maa banun gi,
study karon gi,
shari karon gi,
bus or kia?”

Mom:”Beti jo marzi kerna per zara tarteeb seedhi rakhna”;-)
A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?

Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It

Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''

Wife: Sory !

Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn

Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?

Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->
I just met your duplicate.
I swear it was you, I even called your name...
But
you ignored me and continued to eat
Banana
and
swing
on the Tree... :p