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Memon Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal Mehnat Se kam Kia,islie 5000 ka Bonus Cheque de raha Hu,

Agar isi Tara kam Karogeto agle Sal ispar sign kardunga

May, 19 2010 150 chars (1 sms) 2318 views Funny

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Wht Will A

Wht Will A "DRINK" Calld If It Is Made By Pthan,

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Socho. .

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Nahi

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Let Me Tell U

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"Khocha Kola"

I Know

I Know
U R Sweet
U R Caring
U R Artist
U R Kind
U R Intelligent
U R Attractive
U R Smart

BUT. .
Thorra Aur IMPROVE Karo Tabhi MERE Jaisey Ban Sakte Ho:-

Few Sweetest kisses...

Few Sweetest kisses...

loveliest kiss: on cheeks..

Romantic kissL on lips..

Hottest kiss: On ur Vehicals Silencer...

Yakeen nahi to try kar lena....

1 Chutki Naswaar

1 Chutki Naswaar Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano Mere Lal

Pathan K Sar Ka Taj Hoti Hy Ek Chutki Naswaar

Har Mochi Ki Dukaan Per Aam Hoti Hy Ek Chutki Naswaar ;->

Its God''s responsibility

Its God''s responsibility to forgive the Terrorist Organizations.

Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.

PaKisTan Armed Forces ;->

Friendship is a "Give And Take

Friendship is a "Give And Take" Relationship.

I Hope u Agree with me with this...

So....

Give me A Treat & Take me to a Movie... so simple...

Boy: Tum gaana

Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha aato ho.
Gal: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.

Free Stay Free Dinner

Free Stay
Free Dinner
Free Lunch
Free Security

To Avil Dis Pack Just Call On 15"
And Say"

I''m Responsible 4r
Lahore "BLAST"!!

In battle Sardar g

In battle Sardar g was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket.

Why?

Sardar g replied

'' O jis mai machar nai ghus skta goli kia ghusy gi''.¤

0321 arab 63 crore 07 lakh 89

0321 arab 63 crore 07 lakh 89
thousand 3 rs only.

ye mera bank balance nahi he to
kya hua

mera mob no. to he.tum SMS karte
raho

yaaro sab dua karo,

yaaro sab dua karo, mil k faryad karo, dil jo chala ghaya hai, ussey abad karo, yaro tume mera saath do zara,

aata leney gaya jaib mein paisay b they kam,dharkan ruk ghayee nikley na dam,

kaisee subsidi kaisi zarayat,khaney pein ghey bun

jaane kese jeete hain

Jaane Kese
Jeete Hain
Log Yaadon
K Sahare "pAppu",,,

MaiN Tu Aik SawAL YAad kAr k sotA huN Wo Bhi SubAh bhooL jAtA hoN... ;->

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