''asi v kisay nall pyar kita c.
odi yad vich dil beqarar kita c.
apnay piyar da ek din izhaar keta c.
o meri jaan kehn lagi
mein ta tery naal mazak keeta c...
Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard