GALS look

GALS look
GALS look beautiful, not coz of make up o attitude...!

its just dat BOYZ ave good imginations!!
  

May, 18 2010     99 chars (1 sms)     2199 views       Funny

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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

*A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn''t need.*
If I had a flower for

each time I thought of My Mother,

I could walk in my garden forever.

Happy Mothers Day

Jaan
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Jaan



Jaan


Jaan
Jaan chor do meri


Mere sMs k Deewano


Hr wqt Mobile hath me liye


mere sMs ka wait krte rehte
ho... =P ;->
"Tip Of Da Day"

3muuli Waly Parathy
2gobi Waly Parathy
1plate Mash Ki Dal
OR
1boul Ubly Channy Ek Sath Khain

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Chalta Phirta CNG STATION BAN JAIN
FOOL se FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLwari me, FOOL k sath wish kiya,''U r the most beautiFOOL,wonderFOOL & colorFOOL amongst all FOOLS........!!!!!!!
Mazboti Per Ab Ha Yaqeen







Pesh Ha










''PANTEEN'' ...=P ;->
Have You Ever

Rearrange the Letters ...


" M O T H E R
I N
L A W "


It Would Come As


" W O M A N
H I T L E R " ;-> :d
Teacher:
Translate in urdu
"Aslam Unitted his Mother and Sister..


Student:
Aslam ne us ki MAA BEHEN aik kar di...:-D
chataak



fataak



dhisoom



bhishoom



dhoom



dhadaak
















beat diya..........;->
Kia aap k0 pata hay ??


B00ks samnay rakh kar b na perh panay wali bemari ka nam kia hay ??



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"BE-GAIRTI'''':-):-o
All trAgediEs aRe Finished by A deAth
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aNd All cOmedies by A MARRIAGE.
Funny Definitions!!!! College : A place where papa pays beta plays. Discipline : Word which is missing from students dictionary. Hostel : Modern hospital, visited by special patients, suffering from a disease called studies. Pocket : That which is mostly empty except for the first few days of the month.