GALS look

GALS look beautiful, not coz of make up o attitude...!

its just dat BOYZ ave good imginations!!

May, 18 2010 99 chars (1 sms) 2979 views Funny

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Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?
Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay
Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->

Yaar kal 125

Yaar kal 125 LOGON ko bewakoof banaya.

Na yaar kaise?
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Niche deakho.
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BUS
AESE hi banbya ab 126 ho gay hain.

A Man Went To Department Store

A Man Went To Department Store
& Chose A Tie .
Asking The Price , He Founds Its Cost 600
He Said For That Much Money, I Cud Buy A Good Pair Of Shoes
Salesman: "But Don''t U Think Sir It Will Look
Strange Hanging Around Ur Neck" ... ;->

Larka:

Larka:
Jaan aj tum ne kiss karty
waqt jab apny mon se mery mom main BUBBLE -GUM dali tu boht maza aya..

Larki:
Janu wo BUBBLE -GUM
nahi BULGHUM tha..

ha ha ha ha ha

am going to usa

Am Going To U.S.A.

Dont Worry The Flight Is After 81 Days...

Surprised?

After 80 Days Is 1st April,U Ar 1st Fool Of 2009

"Job in Trafic Police"

"Job in Trafic Police"
The candidate must have the following qualities.

1-Behviour: battameez
2-Weight:Minimum 105 kg(125 gharri par aik hee purra aaye)
3-honesty: chalan kam kattey (oooper sey paisay ley ley)
4-looks: koi b ho(konsa behaviour pe farq pardna hai)

Yaar sunehri mauqa hai haat sey mat ghawana tum mein to iss sey b ziada khobiyan hein.

A beautiful young

A beautiful young bride said to her 80 years old husband: "Sweetie, lets go upstairs and make love".He replied: "Make a choice, I can''t do both''''

A man in USA sees

A man in USA sees a dog abt 2 bite a lady.He kicks d dog 2 death
A reporter wrote: USA CITIZEN SAVES LADY FRM DOG
The man says Am not USA citizen.
So report changd: FOREIGN HERO SAVES LADY FRM DOG.
The man says actualy,am frm Pakistan.
Next day"s headlines: TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG !!

''Laakhon honge nigaah

''Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo....
Mere pyaar ke ICON pe
Kabhi to DOUBLE-CLICK karo........''

Gal: Is

Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi

Robert: Boss, mere teesra baccha hua hai. Kya naam doon?

Robert: Boss, mere teesra baccha hua hai. Kya naam doon?

Ajit: Cha Ling Chu.

Robert: Cha Ling Chu kyoon?

Ajit: oh dear robert, tumhe pata nahi," Duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai! "-

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Memon K Ghar Guest Aye

Memon K Ghar Guest Aye

Bivi Ne Kaha.

Jao Mehmano K Liye Kuch Le Kar Aao

Memon Bahar Gaya Aur TAXI Le Aya! ;->

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