Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I''ve treated. The others all died.
Look outside It''s sp pleasant !
Sun smiling 4 you..
Trees dancing 4 you..
Birds singing for you..
Because I requested them
All to wish you
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Man on his Death Bed Confesses 2 his Wife; I had an Affair wid ur Sister, ur Best Friend & the Maid.Wife: I know Darling,now relax & let the poison work...!!!