A man robs

A man robs a bank and takes hostages.
He asks the 1st hostage, "did you see me rob the bank".
The hostage answers "yes". The robber, promptly, shoots him in the head. Then he asks the 2nd hostage if he saw him rob the bank. The hostage answers, "no, but my wife did" . . . ;->

May, 19 2010 282 chars (2 sms) 3208 views Funny

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Nokrani

Nokrani:Saahib,aapke kisi khas dost ka phone aaya tha.

Saahib:Tujhe kaise pata chala k wo mera khas dost hai ?

Nokrani:(Sharmaaty huwe) puch raha tha Kameena ghar pe hai ?

Shayad barish hone

Shayad barish hone se pehle asman nela na ho,

Shayeed andhi aane se phle mosam pila na ho,

Magar ye to ho he nhi skta k tum so kar utho or
"BISTER GILA"
na ho !!!!!!!!!!!!

Ek Chota Baby

Ek Chota Baby Apni Mummy Ko Kehta hai .

" IS MaiN kia hai Mumy ? "

Mumy: ais main mera Pyara sa Baby hai

" Itna hi pyara tha tu kah kyo liya? " :P lolx

Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?

Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?

- He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’.

Bush ko agr joota

Bush ko agr joota nahi laga to kya defect hai?

Wah wah

Bush ko agr joota nahin laga to kya defect hai?

Aakhir jootay ki b koi self respect hai!

Taaliyan!:

Love Is The Thing That ...

Love Is The Thing That ...

Enables A Woman To Sing

While She Mopes Up The Floor

After

Her Husband Has
Walked Across It
In His Barn Boots ... ;->

A reasent studdi haz shon

A reasent studdi haz shon

dat peepal hoo aar werry

gudd lukeeng aar werry

baddd att spallings... ......... .

Vatt iz yorr

opeeneun???? ?

Kaali ghata chayi hai,

Kaali ghata chayi hai,
aaj fir biwi se maar khayi hai.
Kehti hai sudhar jao.
Par meri galti nahi,
bajuwali aaj mini skirt mai aayi hai.. ;-)

Your brain will be

Your brain will be refreshed in next five seconds.....5.....4....3...2..1.LOADING........Please wait.....ERROR: no brain detected

bhikari kuch khana

Bhikari:
Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Roti dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Tamatar Hi Kyun

Wife:
Ye Totla Hy
Keh raha Hy
Kamakar Khao.. ;->

Meaning of Marriage

Meaning of Marriage for a woman -

Sacrificing admiration of many men for the criticism of one man!

Aaj Newspaper me parha k cute Logon ko sMs karne se dil ki bimari ho sakti hai.!

Aaj Newspaper me parha k cute Logon ko sMs karne se dil ki bimari ho sakti hai.!

To aj se BAND!!!

Kya Sms?

Nahi jee!

NEWSPAPER..

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