A man robs

A man robs a bank and takes hostages.
He asks the 1st hostage, "did you see me rob the bank".
The hostage answers "yes". The robber, promptly, shoots him in the head. Then he asks the 2nd hostage if he saw him rob the bank. The hostage answers, "no, but my wife did" . . . ;->

May, 19 2010 282 chars (2 sms) 3494 views Funny

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akbar laya 3 ghore

Arz kia hy...

AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE ...

AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE ...

Wah.. Wah..
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AAJA AAJA DIL NICHORE... ;->

''KASHTI Chli KINARA chor dia

''KASHTI Chli KINARA chor dia
ASMAN ne SITARA Tur dia
Tu b to Aj tak nai Sudra
Jahan Dekhi DIWAR

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Wahin fawara chor dia.''

Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho

Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho
Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho

Wah Wah

Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho
Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho

Jab Makeup Nahi Kerti Ho Tou
Sahfqat Cheema Lagti Ho ...

ali mama main bara

Ali : Mama main bara hoke Pilot banonga
Mamma : Beta mujhay kaise pata chalega ke ye mere betay ka jahaz hai?
Ali : Guzarte waqt apnay gher per Gola phaink dia karonga.

Neeche Jo Likha Hai Wo Sach Hai... .

Neeche Jo Likha Hai Wo
Sach Hai...
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Upar Jo Likha Hai Wo Jhoot Hai

GOBI JESA MOO

Na jane kis baat pe tum hum se naraz ho "DOST",
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Khuwaab mein bhi milte ho to Gobi jesa Moo bana lete ho.

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

What is common between Allama Iqbal,

What is common between Allama Iqbal, Gaandhi and Qaid-a-Aazam???

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Sardar replied:

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Admi Dukan Dar Se

Admi Dukan Dar Se: Zara Jaldi Se Mujhe Ek Zanana Chapal Dijiye

Dukandar: Nap Batayen?

Admi: Nap To Me Lana Bhul Gaya Khair Aap Meri Kamar Per Nishaan Dekh Len

Two Birds Sitting On A Tree,

Two Birds Sitting On A Tree,

A Shikari Came & Shot 1 Of Them.

The Other Fly Away.

Why?

Saala POLICE Ke

Lafde Me Kaun Pade Ga.:)

LXS 2154

LXS 2154

LZM 5421

LWA 5421

LEA 8745

Aray itna Gor se kiya pahr rahe ho ?
Kal Subha 10 baje se pehle iin cars
par kapra mar dena Ok ??

Hum kabhi aapse khafa nahi hote,

Hum kabhi aapse khafa nahi hote,
Pyar ke rishte bewafa nahi hote,
Aap bhale hume bhulakar KHANA KHA LO...
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