A man robs

A man robs
A man robs a bank and takes hostages.
He asks the 1st hostage, "did you see me rob the bank".
The hostage answers "yes". The robber, promptly, shoots him in the head. Then he asks the 2nd hostage if he saw him rob the bank. The hostage answers, "no, but my wife did" . . . ;->
  

May, 19 2010     282 chars (2 sms)     3054 views       Funny

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A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p

A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)


Father asked beti:
“Tum bari ho ker kia karo gi?”

Beti:”
Maa banun gi,
study karon gi,
shari karon gi,
bus or kia?”

Mom:”Beti jo marzi kerna per zara tarteeb seedhi rakhna”;-)


MISS:Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle
ka badshah hota
to jungle ka kia haal hota . . ?



Girl n Boy were siting alone in d garden..

Girl-Do something which makes my heart beat faster..

Boy-Runaway ur father is coming!!!
:-D
Main ne kaha k pyar mein kuch
b kr sakta hn,
Us ny muskra k kaha hmara is dfa
bijli ka bil tum dna,
<(‘,’)
O MAIN TO AYNWI AYNWI
AYNWI AYNWI LUT GYA.
100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
k achanak kashti ruk gai
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or
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sab doob gaye, kaisay?
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pathan thay na sub,
dhakka deney utar gaye
:p
''Que: Ek baby Africa Main paida hui....
Uske Daton Ka color kya hoga?
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Socho
Socho
..

Are itna bhi kya sochna

Kya kissi nayi paida hui ladki dant bhi hotain hain?''

Aesa Dost Kahan pe milta hai,






Din Raat jo apko yaad karta hai,







Apka Reply aye ya na aye,



Lekin...







Wo Roz SMS ki Barsat karta hai... ;->
Long ago, a person who sacrificed his sleep, his family, his food, his laughter.. was called a SAINT!

But,

now he is called a
"HUSBAND" ;-D

. '' 12 '' .
9 0 3
'' . 6 . ''

On every tick of clock,
may GOD giv u
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Electricity Ameen!
(ALL Is WELL)"
How Pakistani
Professors speak
english:


1)don''t dare talk in front
of my back!
2)both of you three get
out of the class!
3)take 5 cm wire of any length!
4)All of u stand in a
straight circle!
5)Be quiet..The principke
just passed away
6)Y r u looking at the monkey outside the window when i am here
All Tempting & Beautifull Things In Life Are Either. . . .



Illegal






Banned






Fattening






Expensive



Or . . .







Married to Others. . . ;->