A man robs

A man robs
A man robs a bank and takes hostages.
He asks the 1st hostage, "did you see me rob the bank".
The hostage answers "yes". The robber, promptly, shoots him in the head. Then he asks the 2nd hostage if he saw him rob the bank. The hostage answers, "no, but my wife did" . . . ;->
  

May, 19 2010     282 chars (2 sms)     2581 views       Funny

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School me master ne chhote sardar se puchha,
jisme koi kami na ho use kya kahte he,
chhota sardar bola kamina.
Newtons First Law of Ishq: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless any external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy........
Sorry to disturb u but i got ur number from Hamy''S cell, could u plz inform him that he left his cell phone, last nitght on my bed, Kareena kapoor........
Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
.
Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:"DADDY

Once there was Fight between teeth & tongue;


teeth: manay zra sa dabana hai or tumhari cheekh nikal aani hai



t0ngue:manay th0ri si bakwas karni hai or tum 32 k 32 bahir ho gay:-D
U are CORROLA Of My Life . . .

CULTUS Of My Dreams . . .

CITY Of My Eyez . . .

SANTRO Of My Thought . . .

CIVIC Of My Job . . .

MERCEDEZ Of My Love . . .

In Short

"U are Traffic Jam Of My Hert" . . . :->
Children
Are Natural Mimics

Who Act Like
Their Parents,

Despite

Every Effort To Teach Them

Good Manners ... ;->
*KUCH LOG*

Haseen Yaadon Ki Tarah Hote Hen,

Jinhen Yaad Kar K DiL KUSH Ho Jata He,

Or

"JiN" Ko Bhulana Na Mumkin He

"TUM Unhi Me Se Aik




"JiN" Ho... :P

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Kon hai yeh?




Kon hai?


Nahi pata na?

Lekin u fone walon se pochiye

Kehte hain

"TUM HI TU Ho... =P ;->
Yesterday whole night i was thinking about only U...
.
.
.
.
.
Today i was
thinking of V
.
.
2nite i wil definitely think about..
W,X,Y&Z...hehehe!!!
When u win,
Evry1 takes pride in celebratng ur victory

But

When u lose only true frnds hold ur hand,
Sit by ur side
&
say

Tu sanu hmesha zalil e keeta.
1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki boht aadat thi,

SHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,

"KAISA LAG RAHA HAI
TERA BHAI".....