A man robs

A man robs
A man robs a bank and takes hostages.
He asks the 1st hostage, "did you see me rob the bank".
The hostage answers "yes". The robber, promptly, shoots him in the head. Then he asks the 2nd hostage if he saw him rob the bank. The hostage answers, "no, but my wife did" . . . ;->
  

May, 19 2010     282 chars (2 sms)     3089 views       Funny

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1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha:

Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia.

Pathan Writes at the End of Incomplete Question,

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Baqiya Hissa Roll no. 54234 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen. :-)
MaiNe nAyA MobiLE LiyA hy

JiS mE

USB


InfrAred


BLuE Tooth


DoubLE CAmErA



TouCh SCrEEn



Mp3 PLAyEr



2 GB MemOry






KuCh b nhi hy... :p :d :->
Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. .

Tickt chkr; "bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga,
iske umer 12 se zeada hai"

fadr angrly; "iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal tou mere shadi ko hue hain"

t.C; "me yahan ticket chk krne aya hun,
gunahon ka aeteraf sunne nai..." =P ;->


Aaap main say har koi nashta karta hoga, har koi anda(egg) bhi subha subha khata hoga.......
agar aap ki mom kisi din aap say aakar yeh kahain k
egg main say ek memon nikla hai tou hairan na hoeay ga kyun k jarasim or memon har jaga hote hain.


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Munnabhai-Yaar Mast Mast Jokes

Pane K Liye

Kya Karne Ka?

Circuit-Simple Bhai,

www.smsxone.com Likhne Ka
Jamhouriat noon lawa lawa k dhappey,

Zardari kehnda "Pakistan Khappey"

Translation:
jamhouriat ko kar k bara pareshan
kehtey hein"khappey ch wady Pakistan"
Land lord:Ok,I give you 3 more days to pay rent.
Tenent:Right sir,I select the days of Diwali,
Holi
and
Christmas
Teacher Said To Stundent : "How Did You Lose The Fingers Of Your Right Hand, ?"

Studnet : "Sir, I Put Them In Our Pet Cat`S Mouth To Count How Many Teeth She Had."

Teacher : "And Then How Did You Lose Your Fingers?"

Student : "The Cat Closed Her Mouth Tightly To Feel How Many Fingers I Had."
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Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND
zindagi dour hai.....
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zindagi dour hai????????

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chal dour