PATHAN 2 SARDAR: O! YARA TUMHAR SHUKRIYA KE TUM LO IS DUNIYA MIA AYA...... SARDAR: OEE WOH KU PAJI..... PATHAN: O! YARA AGAR TUM IS DUNIYA MAI NAHI HOTA NA TO SARA LATIFA HAMARE OPER BANTA
''Punjaban: Maa aaj mai nay 1 larkay ko bewaqoof banaya
Maa: woh kaisay ?
Punjaban : may nay uss ka 500 ka note aapni sandle may chupa lia aur woh 2 ghantay tak meri braizer may dhondta raha''''
DaD: Mazar-e-Qaid Kaha hai?
Son: Pata Nahi
Dad: Kabhi Ghar se Nikla karo
Son: Abu ,Yaqbon Sahab Kaun Hain?
Dad: Pata nahi
Son: Kabhi Ghar mian bhi ap Raha Karu !
Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don?t worry darling ?I am already married?.:p