Agar kissi k dil

Agar kissi k dil
Agar kissi k dil mein dekhna ho to uski ankhon mein dekho, kyun k ankhein jhoot naheen bolteen.

iss aitbaar sey tum boht kharab bandey ho tumhari ankhein aik jaqah par naheen tiktee
  

May, 17 2010     185 chars (2 sms)     3243 views       Funny

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FEes Maafi ki Application
To
The principal'
High school.
Sir,
seedhi baat ye hai ka meray abu ne
mujhy Fees Ka liya 1200 rupay diye thay,
500 ki dosto ka sath film dekh li.
250 ki pepsi aur burgers khaa liya.
150 ka girl friend ko easy load krwa diya.
300 science vali miss per shart har gaya.
Me smjta tha ka unka sirf math walesir ka sath chakar hai,
par unka ka to aap ka sath bhi chakar hai.
Ab ap ka pas2 hi rastay hainsir jee meri fees mauf ya phr ap ka
raaz faash
shukriya.
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...















A Bomb Should Have

Fallen Instead Of

An Apple On NEWTON .. ;-) ;-)
Dua hai k Allah Aapko

Quaid ki akal
Iqbal ki shakal

Liaquat ki shewani
Sir syed ki jawani

Nehru ki Chal
aur
Gandhi k baal de

AAMEEN.
Koi new msg hai kia??????????
agar hai tu...
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tu plz''DELETE'' kar do

kyon k bhejna tu Ap ko ata hi nahi hai...
School se hasil ki hum ne education.
Phir bhi na samajh paaye dil ki difinition
Dil k darwaze pe likh diya no admission
pHir bhi ap chae aay withoutpermission
Janab Yaqoob Rasheed Ne Farmaya K Dhu al-Qi''dah K Maheney May Jo Shaks Kisi KO 100 Rupee Ka Card send Kary Ga Qayamat K Din Ussy WARID ki Sim Free Miley Gi!!!!
Teacher:woh dekho udhar sunder ladki khadi hai.
Isko PUNJABI me translate karo.
student:woh dekho saalo TODI BHABHI KHADI HAI
IF




YOU





NEED






SPACE








THAN









JOIN










NASA. . . . ;->

Nokrani: Begum Sb Blanket Khirki
Se Gir Gya Hai

Malkan: Oh Ye Tm Ne Kiya Kr Diya
Mune Ko Thand Lag Jaye Gi

Nokrani: Fikr Mt Karain
Muna B Blanket Me Hai. :-)
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no. :D

The New England
journal Of Medicine
Reports That ... !!

" 9 Out Of 10 Doctors
Agree That 1 Out Of 10
Doctors Is An Idiot..."
;->
Why Pakistan is not progressing ...?

Because out of Population of 16 Crore ...

-4 crore retired.
-2 Crore in State Govt.
-2 crore in central. Govt. (who dont work)
-1 crore IT prof. ( they dont work for Pakistan)
-2 crore are under 5 yrs.
-3 crore are unemployed.
-1.2 crore you can find anytime in Hospitals.
-Statistics says that 79,99,998 people anytime in jail.

- REST LEFT TWO YOU & ME..

- AT PRESENT YOU ARE BUSY READING MY SMS..

- SO HOW CAN I HANDLE PAKISTAN ALONE.....