Agar kissi k dil

Agar kissi k dil mein dekhna ho to uski ankhon mein dekho, kyun k ankhein jhoot naheen bolteen.

iss aitbaar sey tum boht kharab bandey ho tumhari ankhein aik jaqah par naheen tiktee

May, 17 2010 185 chars (2 sms) 2805 views Funny

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Ek Fauji Ki Mehbooba

Ek Fauji Ki Mehbooba Nurse Ban Gayi
Tou Fauji Ne Us Ko Khat Likha
''''Darling Mujhe Ye Jaan Kr Bohat Khusi Hui K Tum Nurse Ban Gayi Ho. . . Me Khda Se Dua Krta Hoon K Kisi Haadse Me Zakhmi Ho Ker Tumhare Hospital Pohanch Jaon''''

Kuch Din Baad Mehbooba Ka Khat Aaya
''''Haadsa Tou Nahi Ko Mau''jza Hii Tumhain Mere Paas La Sakta Hai Kyun K Meri Duty METERNITY HOSPITAL Me Hai'''' ;->

Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi

Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?

Jotashi : Beta, Allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh Nahi Likhe

To Isme Main Kya Kar Sakta Hoon!

Aaj Newspaper me parha k cute Logon ko sMs karne se dil ki bimari ho sakti hai.!

Aaj Newspaper me parha k cute Logon ko sMs karne se dil ki bimari ho sakti hai.!

To aj se BAND!!!

Kya Sms?

Nahi jee!

NEWSPAPER..

what does ILU means?

what does ILU means?

I= I
L= Love
U=Urdu
so I love urdu... tum kya samjhey they...I love ullu..to haan mein tum sey b pyar karta hoon

y r u under tension?

Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget hall ticket,ID,or calculator?

stdnt-No Sir!

By mistake i brought tomorrow exam''s Chit today:-)

3 din select karta hun

Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene
k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu

Std-Theek hai ji,

Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas

ke 3 din select karta Hun

True meaning of "GIRL":

True meaning of "GIRL":

"G"=GAPSHUP me sabse aage..

"I"=INNOCENT sirf shakal se

"R"=RONE ki automatic machine

"L"=LARAI mei kisi se kam nhi..

acher 2 pathan : "PAIT" k

acher 2 pathan : "PAIT" kyun banaya hai? ? ? ?

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Pathan : SHALWAAR baandhnay k liye!

A sardar ji pulled

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

Din Main Sota Hy

Din Main Sota Hy
Raat Ko Jaagta Hy
Din Mein Laita Rehta
Hy
Raat Ko Khara Reha
Hy

"Choukidaar"

Tu Kuch Aur Samjha Na
Be-Ghairat Aadmi ;->

What is Éduçati0n ?FU

What is Éduçati0n ?

Educati0n is an 0raganised system thr0ugh whch we waste 0ne half 0f our life t0 learn h0w 2 waste the remaning half 0f 0ur life.

What''s The Moral Of Movies

What''s The Moral Of Movies
Jannat
Gangster
Murder
Fanaa
Titanic

Think

Larkiyo K Lafrey May Mat Paro,
Khaali Larkiyan
Bachti Hai
Baaqi Sab Mer Jaatey Hai;-)

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