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''Duniya Main Reh
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''Duniya Main Reh
''Duniya Main Reh
''Duniya Main Reh Kar Sapno Main Kho Jao
Ksi Ko Apna Bana Lo
Ya Ksi K Ho Jao
Agr Khuch Bhi Nhi Kar Sagte To Takia Lagao Aur So Jao''
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May, 24 2010
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WOH KAHATE
WOH KAHATE HAI HUM SE KE AAPKA MESSAGE CHURAYA HUWA HOTA HAI,
YU TO NET PAR SMS KA KHAZANA HOTA HAI,
KUCHCH TO KADAR KAR LO ZALIM,
AAKHIR SELECTION TO HAMARA HOTA HAI
Pathan Halwai Sy Tum Kitny Saal Sy Jal
Pathan Halwai Sy
Tum Kitny Saal Sy Jalebi Bana Rahy Ho?
Halwai Bary Fakhar Sy
30 Sal Sy
Pathan: Bari Sharm Ki Bat Hy
Tum Se Aaj Tak Jlebi Seedhi Nahi Bani:-D
Aisi kon c cheez hay. jo Woman mein aagay hoti hay or Cow mein peechay?
Aisi kon c cheez hay.
jo Woman mein aagay hoti hay or Cow mein peechay?
?
?
?
Its= " W "
WOMAN- W
COW- W
Her waqt Ghalat mat socha karo.Idiot
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Yeh keh kr chor gya rani ko raja,
Wah wah
Yeh keh kr chor gya Rni ko Raja,
double sawari ty pabandi ay tu cycle ty aa ja....!
"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
Say that I Discovred 1000 Ways that can Cause Failure"
(Thomas Edison)
Moral:
Bagairat ho jana par Man''na nahi =P ;)
What is height of Active laziness
What is height of Active laziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
How do you recognize
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
Happy Summer season
Happy Summer season
With great Offers
Mota Mota Machar
Lots of Makhiaan
And
Long Time Load Shading
Enjoy it and Keep smiling
Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di
Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di
Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?
Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha
“Phir Milenge”
Mere Sapno Ki Rani Kab Aaegi Tu,
Mere Sapno Ki Rani Kab Aaegi Tu,
Aae Rut Mastani Kab Aaegi Tu,
Beet Jae Zindagani Kab Aaegi Tu,
Chali Aa Chali Aa
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Oye I Am Talking
Abt Electricity!
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COORPORATION VAN
pagloon ko
uthane i hai
tumhay
apnnni dosti
ki kasam
plz
plz
bhag jaooo!![haha]
My sweetheart,
My sweetheart,
My kuchikoo,
My nonumonu,
My golumolu,
My darlng,
My cutipie,
My jaanu,
My lovely,
My hertbeat,
My sweetst
DOLL''S
is missng.
dikhe to batana..
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