A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software
engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???
Ach''hon Se Bhi Ziada Tum Ach''he Ho.
Sach''chon Se Bhi Ziada Tum Sache Ho.
Maine Us Se Kaha Mujhe Tum Se Mohobat Hai.
Us Ne Kaha Sharm Karo Abhi Tum Bache Ho)~
Qalam do chaar jaib mein rakh leta hoon main. Mere ehbab mein iss se meri toqeer barhti hai. Parhne likhne ki to fursat nahin milti. Naala daal leta hoon jab bhi zarorat parti hai .
''1 guy suddenly got up in a plane
and said ''Hijack''
Everybody put their hands up.
Then suddenly Another guy
from other side got up and said
''Hijohn''''