''Duniya Main Reh

''Duniya Main Reh
''Duniya Main Reh Kar Sapno Main Kho Jao
Ksi Ko Apna Bana Lo
Ya Ksi K Ho Jao
Agr Khuch Bhi Nhi Kar Sagte To Takia Lagao Aur So Jao''
  

May, 24 2010     135 chars (1 sms)     2545 views       Funny

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''How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.''
Urdu Ki Pehli Book...1947

Alif...Annar
By....Bakry
Py....Pankha
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Urdu Ki 1st Book 2008.

Alif...Aataa
By....Bijli
Py....Petrol
''A Bicycle Can''t Stand On It''s Own





Why ... ?





Think !!





Because








It''s Two-Tired ... ;->''


Hmari Life Bhi Cirket Ground Hai Or Hum Playerz.
Jo 1st Time Larki K Saath Pakra Jaye
"Knock Out"
Hota Hai,
Jo G.F Ko Milnay Ja Raha Ho Rastay Me Accident Hojaye,
"RUN OUT"
Jo G.F Ki Deewar Phlangtay Huay Pakra Jaye,
"CATCH OUT"
G.F K Bhai Mar Mar Kr Tangain Tor Dain
"LBW Out"
Ap Ka Dost Ap Ko Larki Ban Kr Bewaqoof Bnaye,
"Stamp Out"
Or Kuch Pedaishi "CLEAN BOLD"
Hotay Hain.
Ye Log Sirf Taalian Bja Kr Guzara Krtay Hain.
''Hum to yun hi" K.E.S.C" truck k saath khare thay .
Ae dost...
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Log aaye aur lanat de kar chale gaye..:-)''
Check Out 3D Msg First Time On Ur Mobile...
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D D D

Nice Hai Na?
Agär Käho To Kal 4 D bhejun?
A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor

35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son

20th floor:- i m not married

&

3rd floor:- shit i m banta
Mainee tumhari yaadon mein..
ro ro ke tub bhar diye...
Aur tum itney be-wafa niklE,
k nahake chal diye!!!
Faqeer
Rupia Dede Baba"
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Aadmi
"Sharam Nahi Aati
Itne Hattay Kattay Khubsurat Nojwan
Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho''?
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Faqeer
"Acha To Phir Apni Behen Ka Rishta Dede"..
mental Hospital ki Opreation Thearter main.
Opretion Thearter........
saman Mojod................
.Doctore mojod.........
..................Nurs Mojod.....
Magar...
Pagal.....
SMS Parny main Masroof ......HAhahahahahahahhaha
Here Is Some Career Advice


First, Listen To Your Heart




Then




Listen To Your Brains




Then




Do What Your Wife Tell You To Do . . . ;->
Teacher ne Pucha
Bacho ye batao,
Jo log galat kaam karte hai,

Wo kaha jaate hai.
Sharmate huwe 1 ladki boli
Sir wo log
"ROSE GARDEN"jaate hai