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''Duniya Main Reh
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''Duniya Main Reh
''Duniya Main Reh
''Duniya Main Reh Kar Sapno Main Kho Jao
Ksi Ko Apna Bana Lo
Ya Ksi K Ho Jao
Agr Khuch Bhi Nhi Kar Sagte To Takia Lagao Aur So Jao''
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Marriage is like a public toilet
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
Teacher: 1877 Ko kya hua tha?
Teacher:
1877 Ko kya hua tha?
PATHAN:
I don''t know
Tchr:
Stupid,Quaid.e.Azam Peda Hue Thay
1881 ko Kya Hua tha?
Pathan:
Quaid.e.azam 4 Sal K Ho Gaye Thay!:-
''Q: Why do most women spend
''Q: Why do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKS and not their MINDS??
Ans: Because they know that men are STUPID, but not BLIND...!!! :p''
B4 u Speak-Listn
B4 u Speak-Listn
B4 u Spnd-Earn
B4 u Criticiz-Wait
B4 u Pray-Forgiv
B4 u Quit-Try
B4 u Hate-Luv
B4 u Die..
Apni Sari Property mere naam kar.... :P
Dil ki dhadkan he ruk gyi
Dil ki dhadkan he ruk gyi
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jb light gyi or kaam wali bai boli
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wot d hell is dis
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u dnt hv invortor…:p:p
smile
Always smile ,you know why?
B’coz…..Hanso! Jiyo! …
Muskurao!…Kya Pata…
Kal Daant ho na ho!…
Keep smiling..
What is d Diffrnce btwn
What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY n ESSAY ?
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Any Word uttered by a GrlFrnd is POETRY.
Anything said by Wife is an ESSAY...
Sardar to doctor:
Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
Position of a Husband
Position of a Husband
Is just like a Split AC
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
Bolo Baby
Lrka apni Girl Friend se:
Meri Bachi
Meri shonu
Meri Gurya
Mujh Se Shadi Kro Gi?
Bolo Baby
Girl:
Mujhe Perpose Kr raha hai Ya Godh le raha hai...
Michael Jackson ko SMS
It is my fault:
Ye sab mere ghalti hai.
Me ne hi Michael Jackson ko SMS me likha tha k
"I Don''t Love You"
Muje kya pata tha k wo Bechara ye baat dil per he le jayega. :-)
Boy to a Girl :
Boy to a Girl : ager main tumhari sirf kiss karu tu tum kia socho gi?
Girl : I will think ek bewakof jo purra USA ghoom sakta tha airport se hi wapis chala gaya
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