''Duniya Main Reh

''Duniya Main Reh
''Duniya Main Reh Kar Sapno Main Kho Jao
Ksi Ko Apna Bana Lo
Ya Ksi K Ho Jao
Agr Khuch Bhi Nhi Kar Sagte To Takia Lagao Aur So Jao''
  

May, 24 2010     135 chars (1 sms)     2260 views       Funny

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A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->
Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai,Suraj kehdu usme to Aag hai,Socha aapko Bandar keh Dun

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Magar ?

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uss kambakhat me Bhi "Dimaag" hai
Husband: Allah ne tumhain
2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal
sakti???
Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32
dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!
Izzat bachane ka naya tareeqa ..

Ek larka apne dost k sath khara tha k Wahan se ek larki guzri,

Us ne us larki ko ishara kiya aur aankh mari,

Jawab mein larki ne us larke ko Lanat de di ..

Wo larka apne dost se bola:
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Bechari 5 baje miline ka keh rahi hai magar main jaonga he nahi... ;->
Who is a diplomat????

A diplomat is 1 who forgets 2 wish his wife on her b''day

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later tells "How u expect me 2 remember ur b''day when u never look older... ;->

Agar MARD Ka Bacha Hai To Neechay Aa...

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Darr Gaya Kya? Aur Neechay Aa Salay!

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Bhai Asslam-o-Alaikum!
Kese Ho Aap?
Aaj Kal SMS Nahi Aarahy Aapke. :-)
Packing Start Ker do





Phir Na Kehna K Bataya Nahi





Abhi 15 - 20 Dim Hain






Ramzaan Ka chaand Nazar Aate Hi Aap Ko Ek Month K Liye Band Ker Dia Jaye Ga...... :p
Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?


Jotashi : Beta, Allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh Nahi Likhe

To Isme Main Kya Kar Sakta Hoon!
Farishta Murday Say: Main Hisaab Lainay Aaya Hun
Murda: Ayay Ho Mere Zindagi Mein Tum Bahar Bun K
Farishta: Hisaab Shoru
Murda: Pocho Zara Pocho Mujhay Keya Huwa Hai
Farishta: Allah Ko Yaad Kiya
Murda: Kabhi Bhoola Kabhi Yaad Kiya
Farishta: Kiya Tum Allah Say Dartay Ho
Murda: Pyar Keya To Darna Kiya
Farishta: Main Ja Raha Hun
Murda: Akailay Na Jana Mujhay Chor K Tum...
Farishta: Tum Cheez Keya Ho?
Murda: Main Cheez Bari Hon Mast Mast... ;->
SaChI MuHaBbAt BeZuBaN HotI HaI,



Ye To AaNkHoN Se BaYaN HotI HaI,



MuHaBbAt MaI DaRd MiLe To KyA HowA,
DaRd k LiyE
2 GoLiPoNsTaN
HoTi HaI.:-P
Khoon(Blood) se likh diya har diwar pe unka Naam . . .


Aur fir tor di har Diwar jis pe likha tha unka naam . . .




KYUNKI...!!!



















"SPELLING MISTAKE THI" . . . ;->
Once there were 3 guys praying..n all of a sudden da light goes off..
guy 1: "lo jee bijli tur gaye "
guy 2: "oay bewaqoof namaz parhdaya nahi bolday"
guy 3: "Shuker way main nae boalya"