''Duniya Main Reh

''Duniya Main Reh
''Duniya Main Reh Kar Sapno Main Kho Jao
Ksi Ko Apna Bana Lo
Ya Ksi K Ho Jao
Agr Khuch Bhi Nhi Kar Sagte To Takia Lagao Aur So Jao''
  

May, 24 2010     135 chars (1 sms)     2367 views       Funny

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Ek Larka,Ek Larki AHA Aadhi raat ko AHA Jungle mei OHO Jhari k Peeche AHA Sab se chup k OHO Daba daba k AHA Chus Chus k OHO Aam Kha rahe thay Ahahaha
Musharaf kay janay kay baad ye dil ki dua hai Faraz...

Zardari ko phanti lagay Altaf kay sath
Definition of home:









"Home is the place where u can scratch exactly where it itches" ;-)
Jb meri koi call na aye,




jb koi sms na aye,




jb koi missed call b na aye,




To.....!




smaj lena k.



"APP K DOST"
Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->
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KISI NEY BLANK SMS SEND KIYA HAI YE BHI KOI SHARAFAT HAI KYA?''

2 Pathan Masjid Me
Namaz Parhne Aye
1st Pathan: Chalo
Shukar Hy Namaz
Nhi Nikli Agar Wazu
k Chakar Me Parte
Tou Namaz Nikal Jati ;)

Q. Wh8''s the difference between Mechanical Engineers & Civil Engineers ... ?


A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... ;->
Shuru

ALLAH ke naam se

JO bara rehm wala ha




main pana mangta hun us shetan se

jo


jo


jo


jo


mera sms perh raha ha

Dr: Do exercise daily for good health

Boy: sir i play football cricket tennis daily.
...
Dr: how long do you play?
...
Boy : until d battery in my mobile goes down.

ha ha
An engineering student to his sweeper brother:

"mere paas degree hai,

knowledge hai,

4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.

Tere paas kya hai?".

Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai
Laziness is our biggest enemy..(Allama Iqbal)

We should learn to luv our enemies.. (Quid-e-Azam)

now what should we do....?
A girl askd her boyfrnd: "Wat do u like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"





He looked at her frm top to toe and replied:"I like ur sense of humour.." :P