i don have a car

i don have a car
I travel on bike because i dont have the thing causing motion due to circular motion of rubber shafted along the rod able to track direction over the movement of pistons due to the action of carbon n hydrogen producing flames in a chamber end resulting in the irreversable reaction of energy and gas and causing the friction of rubber along the concrete pebbles.

Aasan Lafzo Mein..
I Don''t Have A
Car... =P ;->
  

May, 05 2010     420 chars (3 sms)     3181 views       Funny

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Yaar T.v On Karu Jaldi .. Amitabh Bachan Died .




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In SHOLAY , DEEWAR , AAKHRI RASTA , MUQADAR KA SIKANDAR, SHAKTI .
[bWen things go wrong,

Wen sadnes fills ur Heart,

Wen tears flow in ur eyes,

Always say these words....

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A ganpat chal daru la!
U R My Best Frnd.



Bharosa Nahi?



Chalo Fir KUTUBMINAR Par Chadenge



Me 1 2 3 Bolunga Tum Kood Jana.



Baad Me Jab Tum 1 2 3 Bologi To Me Koodjaunga....!
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".
Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do... ;->
A Boy Sat On A Train
Chewing Gum & Staring
Vacantly Into Space,
Whn Suddenly An Old Woman
Sitting Opposite Said
''Its No Good You Talking To Me,
Young Man, I''m Stone Deaf'' ;->
Pakistan means

P=Pistol

A=Atom bomb
K=Khud kash hamla
i=Ilim ki kami
S=Sarkon pe pani
T=Trafic jam
A=Awam''s sleeping
N=No response
Yhe he pakistan meri jaan
This poem was nominated 4 best poem of 2005,
written by an African child:

When i born, i black.
When i grow up, i black. When i go in sun, i black.
When i get cold i black. When i scared, i black. When i sick, i black & when i die, i still black.
And u White fellas:
When u born, u pink. When u grow up, u white. When u go in sun, u red. When u cold, u blue. When u scared, u yellow. When u sick, u green. When u die, u grey,
But u call me colored . . . ;->
Doctor pricription 4 u,

a cute little smile 4 breakfast

more laugh 4 lunch,

&lots of happiness 4 dinner,

doctor fee??

1 sms whenever U R free & in happy mood.
Winter is going 2 start...
If u want to protect yourself from cold..
Just..


Go to hell..

Suna hy wahan garmi hoti hy
Sardiyan mast guzren gi..

Mamon... ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rS

TV on kro.
Multan main girls colleges me larai ho rahi hai

Sub girl lar rahi han

Sub keh rahi hain "hAmY" maira hai
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Uff ye larkiyan b na.... ;-)
khan to sardar:
o yarra tou jaan kiss ko daay gaa.
sardar to khan:
Allah koo
khan to sardar:
o yaraa phir khaal hum koo daay daina!!!!!!!!!!!!!