i don have a car

i don have a car
I travel on bike because i dont have the thing causing motion due to circular motion of rubber shafted along the rod able to track direction over the movement of pistons due to the action of carbon n hydrogen producing flames in a chamber end resulting in the irreversable reaction of energy and gas and causing the friction of rubber along the concrete pebbles.

Aasan Lafzo Mein..
I Don''t Have A
Car... =P ;->
  

May, 05 2010     420 chars (3 sms)     2452 views       Funny

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Kon Kambakt Marne K Liye Peeta Hai



Ham To Isliye Peete Hai Kyaunki Peene K Baad

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Susu Aata He

Zindagi bari
udaas hy

Mujhe lagi
piyas hy

Mujhe dunya
se na koi
aas hy

ALLAH kre uski LIGHT chali jay
Jo yeh soche k

meri poem
bakvas hy''
Judge: Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho..?

Chor: Ji Nahi, Hujur!

Judge: To Isme Rone Ki Kya Baat Hai Abhi Bhej Dete Hai..!!
:-/)
Sacha waqiya....


ek buzurg kisi kay ghar tashreef lay gaee sara khandan baba jee pas jama thaa ksi nay shan main gustakhi kar di. theek 10 mint bad sara khandan andha ho gaya aur zoor zoor say ronay aur chillany laga, baba jee hamain maaf kar do hum par raham karoo atnay main baba je uthayy aur joti uthai aur sub ko ek ek lagaee aur farmaya...

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kambakhto light chali gaee.
Do U know About the shortest boOk ever written????


its titled''''what women want?''''


And it has only one word...''''everything''''
"Good Night"
Koi Ghalti Ya Koi Baat Buri Lagi Ho To Maaf Krdijiye Ga, Pata Nhi Subha Aankh Khule Ya Dupeher Ko. :-D


Aik pathan dusre se
o yara mere pait main gas ha:
Dusra pathan: khuda ka shukar ada kar
k petrol nhi ha warna America
ne qabza kr lena tha...=P;->

2009 Is Coming

Wish U A Very
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Valentine''s Day
Basant
23rd March
14 August
Eid Ul Fitr
Eid ul Azha
Frndship Day
Mother, Father
Dadi, Dada
Nana, Nani
Children''s Day
Happy B''day
365 Gud Mornings
Aftr Noons, Evenings''
& Nights

Roz Roz Ka Drama Nhi
Hota Mujh Se
Ab Pura Saal Mat Kehna
Msg Nhi Kia ... ;->
Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bhar

Mohabbat Aur Nafart Ki Jung Na Ker

Khushi Mere Ghum K Sung Na Ker


It Means

Pappu Yaar Tung Na Ker . . . ;->

"Andar ana mana ha"

Muhabat muskrati hui i

Dil k darwazey par kadam rkha
Or
kehne lagi
"Maf krna!:-)
Mai Andhi huN:-)''


Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein

Tamatar aur Andon Ki Khushboo faraz,

Lgta Hai Mery watan Ki

Cricket Team Wapis Aney Wali Hai...
We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank