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What Is The Full-form Of "OBAMA"
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What Is The Full-form Of "OBAMA"
What Is The Full-form Of "OBAMA"
What Is The Full-form
Of "OBAMA"
O: Originally
B: Born In
A: Africa To
M: Manage The
A: Americans ... ;->
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...NaYa FunDa...
...NaYa FunDa...
ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P
Ladka Bola: Kash
Ladka Bola: Kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, Bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki Boli: Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga, Kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
BeNaZeeR Aakhir M.B.B.S ban hi gai...
BeNaZeeR
Aakhir M.B.B.S
ban hi gai...
!
kaise?
?
?
?
nahi pata?
?
main batao?
?
M= Muhtarma
B= BeNaziR
B=Bhutto
S=Shaheed..
Teacher: Simon
Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother''s. Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher. It''s the same dog!
Neend jab b mujhe
Neend jab b mujhe aaghosh may leti hei
Aapka chehra nigahon may bus jata hei
Ek dum se meri aankh khul jati hei
Dil se yahi awaz ati hei
AMMI BHAOOOOOOOOOO
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msg phara?
samjh aya?
nahi?
ab mobile ko
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ab samjh aya?
Nahi ?
Bewaqof ager seedha samj main nahi aaya tu ulta kya aye ga ???
Woh chham chham kark
Woh chham chham karke aayee Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee
Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha
Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.
Boy: U R Sunshine
Boy: U R Sunshine Of My Life.With Out U Life Is A Dreamy Cloud. U R In My Heart Like The Windy Cloud In The Sky
Girl: Is This A Proposal Or A Weather Report?
The school report gives you
Father:The school report gives you ''D''
for conduct and an ''A'' for courtesy.
How did you manage that?
Son:Whenever I punch someone,
I apologise
Ticket Checkr to
Ticket Checkr to sardar in Train:''Ticket dikhao''
Sardar:Ye lo''
T.T:''Ye to purana Ticket hai.''
Sardar:''to train kya abhi Showroom se nikali hai....??
Assalam T Alaikum!
Assalam T Alaikum!
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