What Is The Full-form Of "OBAMA"

What Is The Full-form Of "OBAMA"
What Is The Full-form
Of "OBAMA"

O: Originally

B: Born In

A: Africa To

M: Manage The

A: Americans ... ;->
  

May, 14 2010     125 chars (1 sms)     2526 views       Funny

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someone says whisky hotihai risky,
while someone says whisky bina zindgi miss ki,
but i say rum beer ya whisky nahi vo ladki se jyada risky.
cheers
''For pepsi "shahrukh"


For coke "aamir"


For mirinda "vivek"


For fanta "rani"


& For Thums Up "Akshay"


Don"t worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!''
Mom: Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Child:No Mommy, they still have not finished the water I gave them last week... ;->
sardar ka RADIO kharab ho gaya, usne khol k dekha to andar ek mara huwa CHUHA mila. Yeh deekh kar sardar gussy se bola!
Chalega kese? Sala singer hi mar gaya..!
Last night,da moon asked me "if ur friend is not msging u,why u dont leave ur friend?


" i looked back at the moon & said

"OEY KOE BANDA GHAREB V HUNDA EY"
ENGINEERING ANTHEM*

Fight fight never surrender,
After may there is december.
Where there is a wil there is a way,
After december there is a may.
Award 4 best actor male..
Nominations R!

1 Shahrukh Khan
2 Salman Khan
3 Hritak Roshan
4 Saif Ali Khan
5 Shahid Kapoor

n the award goes 2



Altaaf Husain ;->
Jo
sagar
ne kaha
lehron se,

Jo
ped
ne kaha
patto se,

jo
phoolon
ne kaha
kaliyon se,

wohi
main
tumhe
kehta hun,

aey


chal chal

hawa

aane de
Why Is A Lecturer Greater

As Compared To A Mother?

Because A Mother

Can Put Only One Child To

Sleep But A Lecturer

Can Put The

Whole Class To Sleep.:-P

Ae mere "ALLAH"

"HumAyuN Babar" k sarey GUNNAH,
Jo janey anjaney mein huey hyn
Unhei''n muaff farma !

Uski mushkile''n duur farma !
Aur
Meri dua Qubool farma"AAMEEN"


Shukriya..

Aap log tou dua kro ge nhi
Aise hi DUA krwani paregi Aap logo''n se .. (=
Aik din hum un k ghar gaye...


wo soye hoye the....


Aik din wo hamare ghar aaye...


hum soye hoye the...


Moral:-



''''JaisA kaRo gE wAisa bhAro gE..''''
When u fall in Love no power on earth can keep u away 4m ur loved one,But only one power can keep u in ur senses,Guess what?"Abbay di juttian"