What Is The Full-form Of "OBAMA"

What Is The Full-form Of "OBAMA"
What Is The Full-form
Of "OBAMA"

O: Originally

B: Born In

A: Africa To

M: Manage The

A: Americans ... ;->
  

May, 14 2010     125 chars (1 sms)     2926 views       Funny

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''''A man had his credit card stolen.

He however decided not to report it

because the thief was spending less than his wife did.''''
AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR LIFE





But,





A woman can change your IDEA..


So,




Always change


Women
to change
IDEA(S)





WHAT AN IDEA
g/f: meri mummy bhi tumhe bahut pasand karti hai.
b/f:kuch bhi ho , par mai shadi tum hi se karoonga.
''Teri be-Rukhi ka shikwa
main kis sy karon Dost..
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.Yahan her Dost kehta hai,
Tujse SET nahi ho rhi to Number mujhy de de.....
Maa Bete Se: Agr Tm Ache Kaam Kro Ge Tou Jannat Me Joge, Jahan Meethe Duudh Ki Nehrai''n Hongi, Shehad Hoga, Meethe Meethe Phal Honge, Aur Sari Cheezein Meethi Hongi

Bacha: Acha Ammi, Jannat Me Imli, Leemo Aur Maltey B Meethe Honge ... ;->
Raat bhar sisakty rehna bs ek shakhs ki khaatir,

Isy agar ishq kehty hain to wAllah meri Toba ... !!


MISS:Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle
ka badshah hota
to jungle ka kia haal hota . . ?



Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
i Heard That

GOOD Looks

Can Kill ....


So

PlZzZ




Avoid Looking At Me


I Don''t Want To






See You Die ... ;->
Question: why did GOD create Husbands? Because Fingers, Candles, Vibrator, Banana, Kheera, Lokkie, Lamba Bangan, cannot pay for SHOPPING.
2 Friends . . . See & Saw
One Day See Saw Sea & Saw Didin’t See Sea. Se Saw Sea & Jumped In Sea. Saw Didn’t See Sea But Jumped In Sea. See Saw Saw In Sea & Saw Saw See In Sea. See Saw Both Saw Sea & Both Saw & See Were Happy To See Sea .

Agar Samajh Aa Jaye Tou Mjhe Bhi Bata Dena . . . ;->