I Filled In A Form At A
Dating Agency Recently
Describing My Ideal
Woman, "She Should Be
Pretty Cute, Into Water
Sports And Group
Activities Plus Look
Good In Black"
The Agency Replied
Me Back And Told Me
"I Should Marry
Penguin ..." ;->
'Katrina: Me Tuhmare liye sub chor dungi, Salman: Ami Abu? Ktrina:G Salman: Khana pina Katrina:G Salman: Friends? Katrina:G Salman: "Jo ye msg parh raha hai os" ko B?
Katrina: Zuban sambal k bat kar Salman!
Me sb ko chor sakti hun lekin apne bhai ko nhi. Bhaiya G smile'
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
Answer Updated :
She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.) Then she held the picture/film under water to develop. Finally she hung the picture to dry.
Buyer To Seller : Is It Pure Honey ?
How Do I Know If It Is Pure Honey ?
Seller : Give The Dog Some Honey ..
If The Dog Doesn’t Lick It, It Is Pure Honey
Buyer :What If The Dog Licks It ?
Seller: So It Is Not A Real Dog.
