Kaali billi apka raasta kaat le to..

Kaali billi apka raasta kaat le to..
Kaali billi apka raasta kaat le to..

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Billi museebat mein parne wali hai.
  

May, 19 2010     183 chars (2 sms)     2112 views       Funny

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