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Ghajini Daikhnay k Baad Andaza Hua k Aap ka Do0st Bhi Amir Khan Say kam Nahi Hay.


Mai Bhi Parhta Hun
Samajhta Hun

Phir 15 Min Bad Sab Bhool Jata Hun
  

May, 06 2010     170 chars (2 sms)     2938 views       Funny

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Jub "HUM" paida huey to sheitan ne kaha:

Oh No
ik aur "ANGLE"

lakin jub "AAP" paida huey to sheitan Bola:






Acha sady nal "COMPETITION"
Free Stay
Free Dinner
Free Lunch
Free Security


To Avil Dis Pack Just Call On 15"
And Say"



I''m Responsible 4r
Lahore "BLAST"!!

Pathan 2ble sawari ja
rha tha
Police waly ny rok kr
kaha:
Pata nhi hy k 2ble
sawari py pabandi hy
Pathan:
O Yara pata hy isliye
to isko waps chorny ja
rha hn ;->
"SHAETAN"ne pocha kisi NAIK insan ka number do apun us ko tung krega! maine AAP ka number diya to"SHETAN"bola,abay marwaye ga kia,yeh to BOSS ka number hay.

TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?


Main naha rha hon



Tum naha rhe ho



Wo naha rhi hy

Ham sab naha rhe hyn

STUDENT:sir, ye

BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.
Pakistani And American
A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.
Boy Went Home. Mom Asked:
How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.
Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.
Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.
Teacher :What Happend Johnny?
Boy : Maam, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!
If A Man Smiles All The Time ...




He Is Probably Selling



Something


















That Doesn''t Work ... ;->
BeTwEeN A 1000
YesTerDayz & A mI||iOn
ToMmOrOwz, TheRe''s
On|y 1 ToDaY....
&
I WuDn''t |eT DiX DaY
PaSs WiDoUt SaYiNg DiX To U...

ThnX For Being Wid Me .... :)
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H i g h
H e e l s
W e r e
I n v e n t e d
B y
A
W o m a n
W h o
H a d
B e e n
K i s s e d
O n
T h e
F o r e h e a d .. ;->
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
Types of Girls ( Computer Humor )
CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster
EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense
HARD DISK GIRLS
She remembers everything, FOREVER
INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She make horrible thing look beautiful
SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
RAM GIRLS
She forget about you, the moment turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS
Everyone know that she can"t do a thing right, but no one can
live with out her
VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as "wife"" when you are not expecting her, she comes,
install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will lose something, if don"t try you uninstall
her you will lose everything
SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her