50 meel duur jab

50 meel duur jab
50 meel duur jab koi bachha oon-oon
karke rota h to ma kehti hain ki beta aise mat ro
varna

bada hokar tu HIMESH RESHAmiya ban jayega
  

May, 19 2010     139 chars (1 sms)     2118 views       Funny

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Wesy to Amir khan ki har
movie men koi lesson hota hai,


Lakin 3 idiots men us ny
dunya ko aik new bat batayi..,

"ENGINEERS B DELIVRY KAR SAKTY HAIN" :-)
A Sardar Reads On the front side of the girl T-shirt written
" Handle With Care "
Next day sardar wears jeans written on
" CANDLE WITH HAIR "

Are You Fluent In English .?

Read It Fast . . .

Upper Roller Lower Roller
Roller Lower Roller Upper. .=P;->
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
Girl: Main tumhare liye sab kuch chor doongi

Boy: Maa baap ?

Girl: yes

Boy: Khana Pina?

Girl: Yes

Boy: Apni Dostien

Girl : Yes

Boy : Star Plus

Girl : Mu Shambhal kar bat kar

Sardar: Pata he hmary gaoon me itni sardi parti he k bhensain jama hua dodh deti hen

Pathan: hmary gaon me is se b ziada sardi parti he.
Ek dafa me rat ko so raha tha k meri ankh khuli me ne apni charpai k nechy dekha wahan ek ajeeb c chez thi me ne usy aag py gram kya to awaz ai..

P000OON... ;->
Ek Bus Conductar
Ki
Shaadi Ho
Rahi
Thi,
Wo
Stage
Pe
Sofay
Pe
Bethe
Hue
Apni Dulhan
Se
Bola="Zara Idhar
Ho
Kar
Betho Baji
ye 3 ki seat hay.
Muft Ka Ihsan Na Laina Yaroo

Dil Abi Awr B Sasty Hown Ge... ;->
Husband: Allah ne tumhain 2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal sakti???


Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32 dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!
Rukain

Abhi Delete mat karye ga.

Neechay karain








Or Neechay
















Thora Or Neechay






















Bus
Ab
Delete kardain. . . ;->


IT''S A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.

Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.
Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,



















Rs.3O/=
Best SMS of the year- a Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years, but a girl makes him STUPID in 2 minutes.