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JACKIE CHEN ki Saas
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JACKIE CHEN ki Saas
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VICKS Yaani Chen Ki Saas.
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Aug, 22 2013
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akhan akhan wich
akhan akhan wich kujh keh gayee chorni, gallan gallan wich paisay leh ghayee chorni,
chhad k aaya saan mein thaney, per!
thanyon wee hath ghardi leh gayee chorni
Shadi Krna Or Krwana IsLaMi FarEzA Hai
Shadi Krna Or Krwana IsLaMi FarEzA Hai
Main (Shadiaan)
kRtA HOn,
Tum
(Meri Shadiaan)
Krwatay jAo.
Aao MiL K iS IsLaMI FaREzay kO
PoRa kRAin
Ek dafa 1marasi k ghar
Ek dafa 1marasi k ghar petrol ka kuaan nikal aya marasi boht khush hua
Apny bap sy bola aba hun asi apna petrol pump kholan gay
Aba khush ho k; Tay oda naa ki rakhan gay putar ?
Marasi; Fakhar sy M.S.O
Aba: Eida matlab.. ?
"Marasi State Oil"
Hosh kar Oye :->
Sardar wife
Sardar wife: o sardar ji car ki sped kyun barha di?
sardar:gari k break fail ho gaYe hain is sey pehle acident hojaye jaldi ghar paunch jate hain.
Air Hostess To Pathan :
Air Hostess To Pathan : Aap Chai Pina Pasand Karenge Ya Soft Drink . . . ? ? ?
Pathan : Hum Wo Taweez Wala Chai Piye Ga. . . ! ! !
Air Hostess : Wo Taweez Nahi "TEA BAG" Hota Hai . . .
ab pesh hai bushb
Ab Pesh Hai BUSH..
Joota Munh Par Nahi Laga To Kya Huwa BUSH..
Jurrat Dekh Ke Ik Jawan Ki,
Saare Musalman Huwe Hain Khush.. :p :d :-)
Send Dis Msg To 7,000 Ppl
Send Dis Msg To 7,000 Ppl
Do Not Ignore!
Dis Is Not A Joke
Its GODS Grace!
After A Month
U Will Receive Sumthing Big
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UR BILL
''Jo log garm pani m ''
''Jo log garm pani m ''Elfy'' dall k nehatey hain
"Faraz"
Wo log kabhi toot k bikhra nhi krtay
Unfortunately earth is Round!!
Gud girls r found in every corner of d earth..
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But Unfortunately earth is Round!!
msge neechay hai....
msge neechay hai....
aur neechay....
aur neechay.....
aur neechay.........
mujhe nahi pata tha k tum aik msge k liyee itna gir sakhtee hoo .......
hahahahahahahahahhahahaha
2000 mai Lipstick
2000 mai Lipstick kitnee Sastii Hotii tHiii :)
bUt aj tu sab se farighhh Brand Bhi Mehnga ha :(
jeeenay Doo mushii
merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,
merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,
merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,
chal tu mar ja ta k waja hee khatam ho jaye.
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