JACKIE CHEN ki Saas

JACKIE CHEN ki Saas
JACKIE CHEN ki Saas Ka Naam Kya Hai?
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“VICKS” Kyunki
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VICKS Yaani Chen Ki Saas.
  

Aug, 22 2013     104 chars (1 sms)     2442 views       Funny

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When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
Ek Sharabi 3r Flor
Sy Neechy Gir Gaya

Log Us k Ird-Gird
Jama Ho Gaye Aur Us
Sy Poocha - Kya Hua
Bhai ?

Wo Bola - Pata Nahi,
Main Bhi Abhi Neechy
Aaya Hon ;->
I am missing U.



I am missing U.



I am missing U.









Don''t believe!



See I am on journey and u r not with me, it means u r missing.
ankhon mein ansoo dil bekrar hai,




arrey aaj to yaad na aa, k aaj itwar hai
Friend: Matric k Baad kia Karo Gey?

Pathan: Agar Fail hua to Mochi Banun Ga.

Friend: Agar Pass Hue To?


Pathan: Phir to Inshallah Hum Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga. :-)
Pathan apne dost ko mobile de kar: Oh yara hamara Girlfriend ko sms to kardo ?

Dost: Tum khud Q nahi likhte ?

Pathan: Oh yara hamara Writing kharaab hai na isliye.
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
1 boy school se
rota hua ghar aya
maa ne pucha:
Beta q ro rahe ho
Boy:
Sir ne boht mara
he mujhe!
Mother:
Sir ne q mara
Boy:
Sir mere dost ko
dant raha tha tou mein ne dost ko tasalii de aur ek misal de..
Mother:
Kon si misaal..?
Boy:
Jo kuttey "bhonkte" hai woh "kaat''tey" nai.:-)
Every man''s wish
Ganguly ne Natwest
series jeet ke shirt utari,
Dhoni ne T20 cup jeet ke shirt utari,
Kaash
Sania Mirza bhi jaldi se Wimbledon jeet le
Kaha Gayab Ho Gaye Ho Saray ...

Koi Sms Koi Bhi Nahi Karta

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Cyber Crime Ordinance Abe Lagoo Nae Howa :S
Whats The Difference Between Compelete & Finished ?

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If U R Find Gud Wife U R Compelete

Otherwise U r Finished .!!


Who Let You Get On
The Horse ....
You Witch''s Child ... ???






Can''t Understand ... !!!







Its English Vrsion
Of Song





Tenu Ghori Kinney
Charhaya Bhootni K ;->