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JACKIE CHEN ki Saas
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JACKIE CHEN ki Saas
JACKIE CHEN ki Saas
JACKIE CHEN ki Saas Ka Naam Kya Hai?
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“VICKS” Kyunki
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VICKS Yaani Chen Ki Saas.
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Aug, 22 2013
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U r a nice person…
U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live…
b a d l u c k
> > B A d L u C k < <
I
W a n t
T o
K i L L
T h e
B i g g e s t
F o o L
O f
T h e
W o r l d
''B u t''
I
D n t
K n o w
Y o u r
A d d r e s s .=P;->
some like sunday so
Some like Sunday
Some like Monday,
But i like Your Birthday.
Happy Birthday my sweetheart
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Submitted By Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )
MaiN GooNgA h00N
SahiL
ki
Geeli
Rait
par,
MaiNe
us
se
Poocha,
Tu
bolta
Q
nahi,
Wo
Palken
Jhuka
kar
Muskura
Diya,
Or..
Rait
per
Likha
.
.
MaiN GooNgA h00N... =P ;->
Teacher:
Teacher: ''Hello Boys, Remember.. Nothing is impossible''
One student: ''Ok sir, U please take out all the toothpaste & put it back in the
Apni saanson ko rok lijiye,
Apni saanson ko rok lijiye,
Dil ki dharkanon ko thaam lijiye,
Dil ki gaheraai se mera naam lijiye,
Bus ab normal ho jaiye aur apna kaam kijiye..
:-).
Histry of Pakorey
Histry of Pakorey
Ek Baloach Besan Ki Balls
Oil Mein Dal Raha Tha..
Jab Thori Dair Bad Bhi Wo
Kac''che The To Baloach
Bola
"PAKO REY" .. ;)
2 gujjar titanic dek
2 GUJJAR Titanic dekh rahay thy.
Film khatum howi to kahnay lagay.
Le das ay ki film hoi?
Film khatum ho gai per,
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NARGIS NAI AYI...=P;->
pathan nay molvi sab say kaha
Pathan: Molvi Sahab koi Aisa tareeqa batao k
Main Khaon Piyon, Aur Mera Roza na Tootay?
Molvi: Logon se Mukke aur Laaten Khao.
Aur Ghussa Piyo. Roza Nahi Tootyga.
hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..
Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .
Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?
Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..
Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany
Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany gai. clerk: yahan sign karo
aurat: kesay?
Clerk: jesay khat k akhir main likhti ho!
Aurat ny likha: " Twade kaky di maa"
Maths Magic:Ur
Maths Magic:Ur cell nmbr''slast digit x 2+ 5x 50+ ur AGE+ 365&- 615.The last2 numbr isur age &1st numbr isur cell''s last no.TRY ITS INTERESTING.
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