JACKIE CHEN ki Saas

JACKIE CHEN ki Saas Ka Naam Kya Hai?
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“VICKS” Kyunki
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VICKS Yaani Chen Ki Saas.

Aug, 22 2013 104 chars (1 sms) 3165 views Funny

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Yad aata hai mujhko tera bachpan ka zamana
Patli patli tangon par latka hua pakhana .
Wo behti naak ko hath say poonch kr gaal per lagana
Gali mein beth kr sare Muhalle ko Show dikhana,
Qamar say makhiyan uratay howay aawaz lagana,,,,,

Ammi dho day

Wese to es ko "DAJAL"

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Wese to es ko
"DAJAL"
kehtey hai
Pr es ka AASLI naam lene
se main darta hu
"Samaj to app gae hon ge.."

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.

The guy says, thanks for the warning!

Ek Aadmi Doosrey Se:

Ek Aadmi Doosrey Se:

"Bhai Ye Larki Kia
Hoti Hy ... ? "

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Doosra:

"Pata Nahi Bhai , Main
Tou Khud "SAWAAT"
Mein Rehta Hoon... " ;->

Kanjusi ka matlab kya?

Kanjusi ka matlab kya?

Na call, na sms mila?

Parh parh msg hasda ja?

Saadi ker na koi parwah?

Mera balance muka?

Te apne set nu taala la

pathan namaz parhnay gya

Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia..
kisi ny pocha khan sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kia hai?
pathan ny jawab diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->

thought of the day

thought of the day

kabi yeh mut socho k tmhare girlfrd ne tmhey kitna romantic sms bheja hey.

hamesha socho usey kis ney bheja hey.

SmS KinG

sigret peo gold leaf

Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
Ta K Khansi Na Ho..

Wah Wah Wah

Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
TA K Khansi Na Ho..

Bachi Phasao Wakeel Ki,
TA K Phansi Na Ho;-)

1nce Mother In Law

1nce Mother In Law And Daughter In Law

Both Were Walking
Mother In Law Got Tired And Stopped…

Daughter In Law Died On Spot.....How ?

Kyunki ''Saas Ruk Gayi''

SAYING:

SAYING:
Early 2 bed early 2 rise,
Makes a man healthy wealthy n wise.

CURRENT:
Early 2 bed early 2 rise,
Your girlfriend will go with other guys.

Open with Love. Kuch kehna hai apse

Open with Love.

Kuch kehna hai apse

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Dar lag raha hy

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Wohi baat jo dil ko chhu jae

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Wohi 3 lafz

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Mind to nai kro gay?

"INSAN BAN JAO"

What is da similarity

What is da similarity btween Girlz & Mobile Phones...?
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Jitney Pangey Loo Gay, Utney Functions Pata Chalein Gay...! :->

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JACKIE CHEN ki Saas

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