SAJJAA TAY KHABBA

SAJJAA TAY KHABBA
Very True Lines…
Hamesha yaad Rakhain
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Zindagi main hamesha 2 hi morr
aatay hain
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SAJJAA
TAY
KHABBA….:-)
  

Aug, 22 2013     140 chars (1 sms)     2049 views       Funny

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to
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Guess?

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?

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& u dont feel it

its IGNORANCE


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& u feel it

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