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2 Liter Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .
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2 Liter Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .
2 Liter Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .
2 Liter Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .
2 LitR Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .
Na Aye YaQEen To Laga Lo 1.5 Litr Ki Pepsi. .;->
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Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai
Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.
Wah Wah!
Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.
Khud Paad Maar K Kehte Hain,
Ye Badbu Kahan Se Aarahi Hai. :-)
5 hi-tech sardar''s inventions
5 hi-tech sardar''s inventions
Waterproof towel
Solar powerd tourch
Book on how to read
Pedal powerd wheelchair
Umbrella with holes to see its raining,:-
Can You Tell Me How 1+1=11
Can You Tell Me How 1+1=11
Because It Was
Said By Govinda
In Film Ek Aur Ek Gyara
Yaar mainu ik
Yaar mainu ik call kri,koi khas kam nhi,meri ik friend hai,tery naal gall krna chandi hai,osnu yaqeen nhi honda k Bander v gallan kardy ne.
From Where Would
From Where Would A Lizard Gets Its Tail When It Breaks ??
From The Re-Tail shop .. lolzz :-D
Aaj Mere Mobile
Aaj
Mere
Mobile
Ka
Birthday
Hai.
Aap
Chahe
To
Gift
Samajkar
Isme
101 Rs.
Ka
Balance
Dalwa
Sakte
Ho...
One persn asks to another
One persn asks to another
bhai yeh khushi kya hoti hai..?
second person replies..p
ata nahi bhai meri toh BACHPAN mein hi shaadi ho gayi thi.
Salesman :
Salesman : This computer will cut your workload by 50%
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Sardar G:: That''s great, I''ll take two of them. ;->
1Pathan exam dene gaya to sath may "PLUMBER"Ko le Kar gya
1Pathan exam dene
gaya to sath may
"PLUMBER"Ko le Kar gya!
Kiun?
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Beacuse
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Pathan ko information
mili thi k paper leak ho
gya hai.->
Ek Shadi Mai Dulhan Ka
Ek Shadi Mai Dulhan Ka Pehla Mangetar B Saj Dhaj K Aya Howa Tha
Kisi Ny Pocha K Kia Ap Dolha Hain?
Us Ny Kaha
"Ge Nahe Main Semi Final Mai Knock Out Hogaya Tha"
agar tumhein
agar tumhein kabhi meri zaroorat mehsoos ho, yun lagey k mein tumharey kuch kaam aa sakta hoon, to phir plz kabhi hichkichana mat, mujhsey kehna mein ussee waqt,
Na kardoon gha, kyun k aur b kaam karney ko.
Businessman explaining
Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives
“Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service”.
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