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2 Liter Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .
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2 Liter Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .
2 Liter Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .
2 Liter Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .
2 LitR Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .
Na Aye YaQEen To Laga Lo 1.5 Litr Ki Pepsi. .;->
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I Know A Lot About
I Know A Lot About
Cars ...
I Can Look At A Car''s
Headlights And Tell
You Exactly
Which Way It''s
Coming ... ;->
Smile to old means Respect
Smile to old means Respect
Smile to child mean Innocence
Smile to friend means Care
Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!
Still smiling? ;-)
Pagal ey oy
PHATAN 14 AUG
PHATAN 14 AUG ko kabrustan me kabrain khud rha tha 1 admi ne pocha khan sb kya kr rahe ho, Khan bola wo yara aj azadi ka din ha to hum in ko azad kar raha ha
::::ARZ HAI::::
::::ARZ HAI::::
pink lips are the girls beauty
wah wah
pink lips r the girls beauty
& kissing them is the boys duty ;->
pyar kya to darna kia
Bare Zalim hain teri Gali k bache
Faraz !
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.
.
.
Kutta peche laga ke kehte hain,
PYAR KYA TO DARNA KIA.
Life insurance..
Mother: Beta aagey matt jao, wahan paani zyada gehra hy.
Beta: ammi myn wahan jana chahta hoon jahan abbu tair rahey hyn.
Mother: nahi beta ! un ki zindagi ka to beema ho chuka hy... :-D
If U Need Original Tigers
If U Need Original Tigers
Nail For Ur Chain Locket
Contact Me Immediately
Bcos M Cuttin
My Nails 2moro.
Booking Close Today
Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA
Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Prof: and Sodium?
Sardar: NA
Prof: What will we gt if 1 Atom of BA & 2 Atoms of NA combine?
Sardar: BANANA!
After Eating Fish
After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach
bus ko joota mara 2
Bus Ko Joota Mara 2
Baar
Par Us K Face Pe Laga
Kyun Nahi ... ??
Aakhir Jootey Ki Bhi Koi
Respect Hy Yaar ... ;->
JuB MaI BhUdI AuR BaDsUrAt Ho
JuB MaI BhUdI AuR BaDsUrAt Ho
JoW Gi KiA TuM TuB BhI
MuJh Se KaRo Ga?
BiVi Ne ShOaR Se SaWaL KiA
ShOaR: KaR ToU RaHa Ho . . ;->
yeh aaj ki khabar hai.
yeh aaj ki khabar hai...hamaare news reporter ab ullu ke gaav gaye hai...unki khabar kal pata chalegi..
tab tak suniye ye gaanaa..
"ting tinnngg tintingggg
o ooohh ohh ohhh ohhhhch
aye saalaa, abhi abhi,
huaa yakeen........"
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