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2 Liter Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .
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2 Liter Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .
2 Liter Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .
2 Liter Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .
2 LitR Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .
Na Aye YaQEen To Laga Lo 1.5 Litr Ki Pepsi. .;->
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May, 17 2010
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7:30- coffee
7:30- coffee
9:30- breakfast
12:30- juice
2:30- lunch
4:30- tea
6:00- snacks
9:30- dinner
time time pe khana malum hai..
bas msg time pe karna malum nahi
Kon Kambakt Marne
Kon Kambakt Marne K Liye Peeta Hai
Ham To Isliye Peete Hai Kyaunki Peene K Baad
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Susu Aata He
Zara sochoo .
Zara sochoo .. agar SMS recieve karne k paise lagte to kaya hota??
to ..Aap jaise log mera khoon karne ka plan bana chuke hote !!
''Why''d the
''Why''d the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.''
yeh tha bada bhari..
yeh tha bada bhari..
marie se nahi banta khari....
char payyo pe chalti hain lori[truck]
ab tu jake karle ghade ki savari....;->
what is the diffrence b/w
what is the diffrence b/w Egyptians Mummies and Pakistani Mummies..?
Children are afarid of egyptians mummies.../
aNd
fathers are afraid of
pakistani mummies .../ ;->
Bhikhari: Shahb 1 rupiya dedo
Bhikhari: Shahb 1 rupiya dedo
Shab: Tumhain sharam nahi ati road pe khare ho k BHEEK mangte ho?
Bhikhari: Abay tere 1 rupeye k liye kya OFFICE khol Loon ??
Aaj k Baad Jis Kisi Ko
Aaj k Baad Jis Kisi Ko
Bhi 10 Number Ka
Joota Chahiye Wo Is
Terha Maangey k
Mujhy
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"BUSH NUMBERI"
Joota Chahiye ... ;->
Garibon k lye"paktl"
Garibon k lye"paktl"
Knjuson k lye "Telenor"
Buzrgon or bachon k
lye "Jazz"
Lafngon k lye "ufone"
Lovely,Smart&Royal
people use krte hn
"WARID"
Hight of friendship:
Hight of friendship:
bush''s daughter marryin laden''s son n deir kid is named george bin laden!!!
memon jao 2 du
MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...
Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?
Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->
Dentist Ki Beti
Dentist Ki Beti B.F Se: Aj Kitna Acha Moqa Tha Tm Mere Dad Se Shadi Ki Baat Krskty Thy.
Larka: Bs Aj B Mera Hosla Nhi Hua. Khmoshi Se 1 Or Dant Nklwa Kr Agya...
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