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2 Liter Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .
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2 Liter Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .
2 Liter Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .
2 Liter Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .
2 LitR Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .
Na Aye YaQEen To Laga Lo 1.5 Litr Ki Pepsi. .;->
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Door Se Dekha To ''Sher'' Tha
Door Se Dekha To
''Sher'' Tha
To
To
Pas Jane Ka To Saval Hi Nahi Uthta !
Wh8''s the difference
Q. Wh8''s the difference between Mechanical Engineers & Civil Engineers ... ?
A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... ;->
Press down if you think you are MAD,
Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE:P
1st Girl Proudly Says:
1st Girl Proudly Says: Meri To Her Sans Par Ek Insan Marta Hai!
2nd Girl: Yaar Tum Acha Tooth Paste Kyoun Istemal Nahi Karti ;-)
patni maike ja kar pati ko
patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.
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taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai
sadyon mai pehli baar aisa hua
Sadyon Mai Pehli Baar Aisa Hua Hai JAn|x....
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K Bachay Paper Honay Ki Dua Kr Rahay Hain... ;->
In A Marriage. . .
In A Marriage. . .
One Person Always Wins
And
The Other Person Is Called HUSBAND. . . ;->
human beings r soluble in water
A man jumped into the sea n never came out.
2nd man also jumped in,
he ws drowned too.
Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion:
Human beings r soluble in water.!
"Dhaan k kashtkaroon k naam Aham paigham"
"Dhaan k kashtkaroon k naam Aham paigham"
Jinn hazrat nein Dhaan kee paneeree kasht kar lee hai aur wo kheiton mein lagana chahtey hein wo in cheezoon ka khayal rakhein.
DAP 7600
kadayee 1000
Lagwayee 1200
aur Bijli 2000
Why Don''t ELEPHANTS Ride Bikes..?
Why Don''t ELEPHANTS Ride Bikes..?
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They Don''t Have a Thumb To Ring The Bell..
Molvioun ki 1 bus ja rahi thi
Molvioun ki 1 bus ja rahi thi
Ek molvi sahb ne kaha k ""jahan koi larki nazar aye to
Astagfirullah prho!
Achank ek molvi sahib
Astagfriullah bola
Baqi bole
Kithay?
Kithay?
Kithay?
Please Is Number Se Aanay Wali Koi Call
Please Is Number Se Aanay Wali Koi Call Recieve Na Karen.
For God Sake!
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03216307893 (Sender Number)
Balkay Thori Ghairat Dikha Kar Khud Call Kar Len. :-)
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