Newtons First Law of Ishq: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless any external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy........
Doctor implanted a new ear to a man. Man: you idiot you gave me a woman's ear. Doctor: it makes no difference. Man: it does, Now i hear everything but understand nothing.
Classic example to prove " Girls r Selfish" ... When i was child,many Girls wanted to kiss me. I Allowed & Now i want to kiss many Girls ,but no one Allows!!:p
