2 Liter Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .

2 Liter Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .
2 Liter Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .


2 LitR Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .


Na Aye YaQEen To Laga Lo 1.5 Litr Ki Pepsi. .;->
  

May, 17 2010     148 chars (1 sms)     2579 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Businessman explaining
the reason for having 2
wives



"monopoly is always
damaging



and



competition improves
service".:->
Boy: Har Roz Subha 25 Larkiya''n Mera Intizaar Krti Hyn ! ! !

Girl; Aap Tou Bari Cheez Hyn Koi

Boy : Bas Yaar Girls College Ki Van Ka Driver Hoon . . . ;->
agar ap chand hotey(khuda na karey)to kya hota,






Chandni raat na hotee aur sirf andhera hee andhera hota
FiLL iN THE BLANKS...

---LAND---PAR----
CHUUT





Any Idea ?





No !





Don''t Think Wierd !






oK !



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PTCL LAND LINE PAR
BHAARI CHUUT ;->
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappar ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi
Kitne din ho gay, Kitne haftay guzar gay, Baat mahino tak bhi chali gaye, Ab tu saal bhi hone ko hai, Ab tu kehna manno, Chalo jaldi se NAHA LO
Juice Piyo
Pepsi piyo
Coke Piyo
Marinda Piyo
Dew piyo
aur piyo
Kyonke , Pampers ab sirf 99 ruppees main hain :)
''You are cute like TOM
Sweet like JERRY
Naughty like BUGS BUNNY
Strong lke POPEYE
Innocent like TWEETY
In short
U are a full time cartoon''
What is the difference
between "A
Locomotive Engineer"
& "A Teacher" ?


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One Minds The Train,
Where As
Other Trains The Mind...
;->
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao
Pesh hai... For the first time
In your Mobile
Nahati hui Larki.


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Aaj thhand hai, Kal nahaegi!
Tumhain Kia Pata
Gum Kia Hai




Tumhain Kia Pata
Gum Kisay Kehte Hai




Tum Kia Jano
Gum Kia Cheez Hai






Tum Ne Tou Hamesha







Thoook Se Hi Lifafa Chipkaya Hai ....