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May, 24 2010
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some like sunday so
Some like Sunday
Some like Monday,
But i like Your Birthday.
Happy Birthday my sweetheart
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Submitted By Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Guest:
Guest: “Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?“
Hotel Host: “I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eats from.“
A famous Russian quote:
A famous Russian quote:
“never trust a crying woman and a smiling man, both are extremly dangerous”
it’s true!
see crying Veena Malik;’(
smiling Zardari:)
ek pathan bakri lay
Ek Pathan Bakri Lay Kr DAEWOO Mein Sawar Hua,
To Logon Ny Usy Boht Peeta
Jawab Mein Wo Bola.,
Mre Naal Ladies Na Hoondi Tey
Main Toanoo Dasda...=P;->
Is SMS ko bht
Is SMS ko bht
Sumbhal k rakhna
Ye mamoli SMS nahi
Ye kemti SMS hy
Inbox me rakhna
Ye SMS
* (''v'')
(( )) ¥ ¥
2 DIN BAAD ANDDAY DEGA.
I Don''t Think So ...
I Don''t Think So ...
You Are A Fool ...
But
What''s My Opinion
Compared To
That Of Thousand
Others ... ;->
If A PARATHA
If A PARATHA & A PIZZA Is Thrown From A 50 Feet
Building,Which Will Reach The Ground First?
Ans:PIZZA,Coz Itz A FAST FOOD!!
Common sense
Zor se chali hawa.. urr gaya pappu..
wah wah!
zor se chali hawa urr gaya pappu..
phir?
phir kya?
Ruk gai hawa.. gir gaya pappu.. :P
Common sense :D
Utray ga FARAZ...
Nursery,
Baloch Colony,
Karsaz,
Airport,
Malir,
Quaidabad
Laloo khait
Laloo khait
thakk..
thakk..
Rok ustaad
Utray ga
FARAZ...
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
we must believe in
We Must Believe In
LUCK ...
For
How Else Can We
Explain
''The Success Of Those
We Do Not Like ...!" ;->
Shadi Se Pehle Larka:
Shadi Se Pehle Larka:
"Darling! Tum Nahi Tu Mein NAhi Aur MAin NAhi Tu TUm Nahi "
Shadi K Baad Larka:
"Aaj Ya Tu NAhi Ya Main NAhi... ;->
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