''ek admi kabar par betha tha,

''ek admi kabar par betha tha,
''ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.''
  

May, 24 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     3397 views       Funny

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ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
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Teacher: Draw A
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Pappu: Here It Is Sir

Teacher: Where? You
Haven''t Drawn
Anything

Pappu: Sir, Can You
See Bacteria Without
Microscope ... ;->
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Kyun?
Kyun K Us Ka Saans Phool Gya Tha,
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Q K Uska Ghar Aa Gya Tha..
RUKHSTI k time
Dulhay k mobile pa bell hoi

Or usy uski BV ne boht mara

Ringtone lgi thi

"Dil Me Chupa K Arman Ly Chaly

Hum AJ Apni Mot Ka Saman ly chaly"
Duniya Ki Sabse Slippery City Kaun Si Hai???

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Ohoooooo...

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She can talk on any subject for hours
Friend:Ahh!!!My wife is better,
She does not even need a subject to talk
Wife : Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad . . . !

Husband : Why ?

Wife : I Gave Him Food Yesterday & today He Gifted Me A Book "How To Cook"
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It''ll Surely Hit..

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Or

N ENGINEER." :-)


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Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?

Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha
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gudd lukeeng aar werry

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opeeneun???? ?
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Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children

But

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