''ek admi kabar par betha tha,

''ek admi kabar par betha tha,
''ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.''
  

May, 24 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     2619 views       Funny

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Walk In Ur Own Path,
Love In Ur Own Style,
Talk In Ur Own Words
Help In Ur Own Ways
Then People Will Say

Ae Sala Kisi Ki Sunata Nathi
It

Doesn''t

Matter

How Often

A Married Man Changes His Jobs ... !!!

He Still Ends Up

With The Same Boss ... ;->
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.
what does ILU means?

I= I
L= Love
U=Urdu
so I love urdu... tum kya samjhey they...I love ullu..to haan mein tum sey b pyar karta hoon
1 tha Chooha..
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Aur nahi hai bus 1 hi tha@
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
Wo BEWAFA hai to kya hua,
Mat BURA kaho usko...
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Tum mujh sy SET ho jao,DAFA karo usko;-)


When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...


Now I know that it is
not true


B''coz if angels live in
heaven




Why am I here ... ;)
wo darakht kia jis mey daali na ho,
wo baag kia jis mey maali na ho,

wo ghar kia jis mey gharwali na ho,
or wo mard kia jis ki bahirwali na ho
A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz
Kids
A Cat Jumped Infront Ov Them

Mouse Shouted:

BHOW BHOW

Cat Ran Away


Mouse: That''s De Advantage Ov
Learning Foreign Language ;)
If U''re Not Using Your Smile

U''re Like Man With A

Million Dollars In the Bank

And

No

Check Book
Pakistan Aur Afghanistan Me Kia Farq Hai ????


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Sochoo.


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Me Batata Hoo

Afghanistan Ka Sadr KARZAI hai Aur Pakistan Ki poori Qaum KARZAI hai