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''ek admi kabar par betha tha,
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''ek admi kabar par betha tha,
''ek admi kabar par betha tha,
''ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.''
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May, 24 2010
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Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay thy
Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:
Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.
Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi. :-)
''Jamadarni ko impress karne ka teriqa.. Press Down!
''Jamadarni ko impress karne ka teriqa.. Press Down!
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Sadqay jaoun jamadarni ko bhi na chorna ..! :-)''
Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
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cream biscuit main cream hoti hai
lekin
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tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota...
eik aadmi :
eik aadmi : ''''abe tera mobile number kabse dial kar raha hun...
bar bar switched off bol raha hai''''
Dusra aadmi : Abee, woh mera ''HELLO TUNE'' hai . . . ;->
Subha Teri , Shaam MEri ho
Subha Teri , Shaam MEri ho
Din Tera , Raat meri Ho
Hasi Teri , Udasi Meri Ho
Or Jab Maut ay to Dost
Kabar Teri ,
Fawad Kumzurf
Ohello
Teri Ho Meri q Ho? :)
ICC has decided 2 shorten d
ICC has decided 2 shorten d
durationof next world cup.
It will consist of opening ceremony,
photo-session,& presenting d world cup
2 AUSTRALIA..!!
Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat
Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat
Shaka laka sumsum SMS.
Ye African Zuban main likha hai.
Iska Urdu Main matlab hai.
Naak mai Ungli Maarne se Fursat mil jaye to SMS Kr lya karo.
After a quarrel..
After a quarrel..
Wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn''t notice." :P
Quote On Lectures
Quote On Lectures
"When I Give A Lecture, I Accept That People Look At Their Watches, But What I Do Not Tolerate Is When They Look At It And Raise It To Their Ear To Find Out If It Stopped.
Labo''n Ne Aaj Kal
Labo''n Ne Aaj Kal
Muskurana Chorh Dia Hy
Khwabo''n Ne Palko''n Pe
Aana Chorh Dia Hy
Nhi Khulti Hy Aankh
Ab Tou Sehri Main
Shayad Aap Ne
Dhol Bajana Chorh Dia Hy ;->
It Is Well Known Saying Dat
It Is Well Known Saying Dat
"Jo Hanse-Unke Ghar Base"
But The Question Is
"Basne K Bad Kitne Hanse ?"
High Level Insult....
High Level Insult....
Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.
Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.
Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.
Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?
Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)
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