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''ek admi kabar par betha tha,
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''ek admi kabar par betha tha,
''ek admi kabar par betha tha,
''ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.''
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May, 24 2010
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B.V mere hospital me hai,
aur bacha mere ghar paida hova hai..
GHAREEB AADMI AIK KAAM DIL KHOL KE KARTA HAI SOCHO KIA??
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''TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,
''TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,
TERA CHEHRA KHILA KHILA,
TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,
TERA CHEHRA KHILA KHILA,
JAB TERE GALOON PAR SE HAATH GHUMAYA,
TO AADHA KILO FAIR AND LOVELY MILA.''
Love never Dies..
Love never Dies..
It remains forever
&
forever &
forever &
forever &
forever &
forever...
Only..
Girl Friend
changes;-)
Prayer Of An Employee :
Prayer Of An Employee :
Dear God,
Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. ..
Give Me The Love To Forgive Him.. ..
Give Me The Patience To Understand His Deeds.. ..
But Dearest God Don''t Give The Power Because If You Give Me Power, I WILL BREAK HIS HEAD.
Baithe tere khayalo me
Baithe tere khayalo me,
kore kagaz pe likha tera
naam...
Tasvir bhi bana daki aur
likha ye paigam..
"zinda ya murda,
pakadne yale ko 5000
nakad inam..
Wife came home with a goat.
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”
1 Andha Police
1 Andha Police Mein Bhrti Hony K Lye Gya
Officer Ne Poocha Tumhein Hum Kis Liye Rakhein
Andhey Ne Foran Jawb Dya
Andha-Dhund Firing K Lye. . .
Hum bhool jane walon
Hum bhool jane walon ko aisi saza dete hain,
WAH,WAH
IRSHAD..
Hum bhool jane walon ko aisi saza dete han,
JOOTA UTARTE HAIN
aur
aur
MOZA SUNGHA DETE HAIN!:-)''
I Don''t Think So ...
I Don''t Think So ...
You Are A Fool ...
But
What''s My Opinion
Compared To
That Of Thousand
Others ... ;->
Lagaan Remix 2020
Lagaan Remix 2020
Climax Scene:
1 ball 24 runs needed.
Bowler bowls
Aamir hits
Ball splits into 4 pieces.
All pieces go for 6''s
Aamir Wins...
MIND IT ;->
True relatives always
True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
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