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May, 13 2010
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
A bOy Goes To See
A bOy Goes To See NighT clUb dAncE,
His Mom GetS angrY & AskS Him:
DiD yOu See AnythIng thErE ThAt You WeRe nOt SuppOse 2 See.
Boy: YeS i Saw DaD..!
Musharaf Teen (3)
Musharaf Teen (3) Cheezon Sy Buhut Parishan Hay.
No:1 Long March
No:2 Nawaz Sharif
And
So Simple
Apun K Sms Se !
doubt by back bencher association
We pronounce
21 as twenty one
31 as thirty one
41 as forty one
51 as fifty one
Y not 11 as onety one...?
A doubt by back bencher association =P ;->
Wife: Suno Jii DR
Wife: Suno Jii DR ne mujhe ek mahinay ka aaram ke liye kisi Hill Station par jane ko kaha hai Hum Kaha Jayegaye?
Husband: Dosray DR ke Pass
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Ullo Ki Trha Kia Dekh Rahe Ho
Sms Hii Tou Bheja Hy . . . ;->
Jiss Train Mai Pyari Pyari Larkiyaan Safar Kar Rahi Hon..
Jiss Train Mai Pyari Pyari Larkiyaan Safar Kar Rahi Hon..
Us Train Ko Kya Kahein Gaye ??
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Socho
Its Simple Yaar
" MAAL GARRI "
mhari Life M
Tmhari Life M 1 Aisi Larki Aygi
Jo Srf Tmhari Hogi Tm Us Se Be Had Pyar Krogy
Tm 2no Ki Muhbt Bemisal Hogi
Tm Use Kiss Krogy Jb Wo Krib Akr Kahegi
Papa:->
why u r so intelligent?
"Think"
Why u r so sweet?
Why u r so intelligent?
Why u r so innocent?
Why u r so lucky?
Ab hum se salaam duaa ka kuch tu asar ho ga na ... =P ;->
packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!
Pathan : Kal hum Ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ghnta packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!
Dost: wo Q?
Pathan: humko Molvi ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai ;->
husan ki devi jesi lgti hn
Husband: agr tm india me hoti to wha log zror tmhari pooja krty,
Wife:kya me husan ki devi jesi lgti hn?
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Husband:
Nhi yar,
kali mata lgti ho.. =P ;->
Wese to ap k saray
Wese to ap k saray he kam oltay hotay hain,
bas aik mobile he hai jo ap sedha pakartay hain.
Aj zara is mobile ko b olta pakrain aur ye parhain
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