Rehman Malik mera naam hai..

Rehman Malik mera naam hai..

Awam ko topi pehnana mera kaam hai..

Jab se aaya hon Media pe chaya hon..

Kabhi Double Sawari band kabhi Bomb ki khabar laya hon..

Sab kahania purani bhulaiye Ab ek naya jhatka khaiye..

Zardari or Sheri k khilaf SMS mat banaiye..

Warna kuch hi din Mein SMS service band paaiye..

Mere Dosto Isko Ab Hum Se Panga Chaiye..

Aaiye aaj se SMS mein Isi Ki bajaye... ;->

May, 13 2010 419 chars (3 sms) 3462 views Funny

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people change wd time=P

people change wd time=P
6 weeks, 6 months, 6 years
Dating process :

6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn''t love U, then why the hell did I propose?

Teacher:

Teacher: Tm Class Me Ghada Kyn Le Aaye?

Studnt: Sir, Ap Ne Hi To Bola Tha

K Ap Ghade Ko B Insan Bana Dete Ho

So Mai Isi Lye Is K Le Aaya Hun. :-D

45 Saal ka aadmi

45 Saal ka aadmi Larki
dekhne gaya
Larki ki maa be-hosh ho
gai

Jab hosh aaya
Tou waja poochi !!

Tou Maa boli 25 saal
pehle Ye mujhy bhi
dekhny aaya tha ... ;->

ishq hai to izhaar

ishq hai to izhaar b hona chahiye admi ko shakal se bimar b hona chahiye yadon se kehdo 1 din ki chhuti de do
;;;
;;;
aakhir ishq main irtwaar b hona chahiye..

PAkiSTAN nE 191 SCoRE kAr k ChAmATkAAr kAr diA,

PAkiSTAN nE 191 SCoRE kAr k ChAmATkAAr kAr diA,,

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Ph¡r b AuSTrALiA nE UskA BALADKAR kAr diA.. ;->

Aaj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye hain

Aaj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye hain.

1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko deikh kr darty darty pochta hy,

"Molvi sab,
ap Darood waalay Molvi ho,
ya Barood waalay.";-)

=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=F

=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

When A

Man Bring

His Wife Flowers

For No Reason,

There''s A Reason.

want to go usa he

Want To Go USA

Here''s A Chance For You

Mr.Obama Is Waiting
For You To Be In
White House

Get Ready

Because

He I In Search Of
Dog For His Daughter ;)

PTCL waly

Pathan to Police:ujhe phone pe Qatal ki dhamkiyaan mil rahi hain.

Police:Kon hai wo ?

Pathan:
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PTCL waly kehte hain bill nahi bhara to kaat dengy.

''Teri surat pe ye dil haaru

''Teri surat pe ye dil haaru
Teri zarurat pe ye jaan vaaru
Jis din tera sms na aaye
Ji ye chahe teri kanpati pe 2 maaru.''

BOY1: YAAR LARKI KO

BOY1: YAAR LARKI KO I LOVE U KEHNE KI SAB SE ACCHI JAGA KON C HAI:?

BOY2: MAZAAR.

BOY1: Q?

BOY2: QK WAHAN LARKIYON NE CHAPPAL NAI PEHNI HOTI

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Tik

Tik

"Duzzzzz"

Shukar Hy Bach Gaye
Khudkash Sms Tha ... ;->

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Rehman Malik mera naam hai..

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