To be a "Good professional

To be a "Good professional
To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
  

May, 21 2010     136 chars (1 sms)     2333 views       Funny

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A LiA Little Girl Whn Askd
Her Name Wud
Rply-"I''m Mr. David''s
Daughter"
Her Mother Told Her
This Was Wrong. She
Must Say-"I''m Jenifer
David"
The Vicar Spoke 2 Her
In Sunday School &
Said-"Aren''t U Mr.
David''s Daughter ?"
Wid Her Mom Standing
Just Away, She Rplied
"I Thought I Was But
Mom Says I''m Not" ;->
Her Name Wud
Rply-"I''m Mr. David''s
Daughter"
Her Mother Told Her
This Was Wrong. She
Must Say-"I''m Jenifer
David"
The Vicar Spoke 2 Her
In Sunday School &
Said-"Aren''t U Mr.
David''s Daughter ?"
Wid Her Mom Standing
Just Away, She Rplied
"I Thought I Was But
Mom Says I''m Not" ;->


Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

A:- They think their picture is being taken.
Yesterday in my room all my books were singing a song.

Guess which song?

guess!

O Zara zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me...

Bas Bohat Hua

Bura Lage Tou Sorry
Me Ne Neeche Saaf
Saaf Likh Dia Hy ...
































"SAAF SAAF" ;->


Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!



Kesy hain?
Halaat
Waqiat
Mashiyat
Urdu
English
Or
Islamiyat
Aap k shehar k wo
Rastay
Galyan
Sarkain
Or
Muhallaat
Azeez Rishtedar
Parosi
Puphiyan
Mamun
Chachy
Chotay
Baray
Jawan
Borhay
Bhai
Dost
Yar
Ghamkhuwar
Rafiq
Raqeeb
Or
Wo
Gharib
Bhokay
Or
Khan
Wo Tbligh walay
skool k Asatza
Masjid k Molvi Sahiban
Or Un k shagird
Shareef
Bdmash
or
Shetan
Sb theek hen na?
Or koi reh tu nhi gaya?
Sab ko mera Salam dijiye ga.



Or han!
Aap kesay ho?
OR sb ghr waly? ;->
Zindagi K
MUSHKIL
Aur
DUSHWAR
Raaston Par
Kon Aap Ka
Saath Nibhata Hai ?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Aap Ka Dost ?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Ya Aap Ka Humsafar
?
?
?
?
?
G Nahi

Sirf Aur Sirf







Aap Ki








CHAPPAL . . . . ;->
Akbar: Kal Maine Sapna Dekha
K Tum Gobar Me Gir Gaye Aur Mai

Shehad (Honey) Me!

Birbal: Ji Maharaj! Fir Mai Apko

Chatne Laga Aur Aap Mujhe.
Enter PASSWORD to touch my heart







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WRONG CODE!

U have touchd my feet.

Anyway
JEETE RAHO.. :p

Whn V Drink
V Get Drunk
Whn V Get Drunk
V Fall Asleep
Whn V Fall Asleep
V Comit No Sin
Whn V Comit No Sin
V Go 2 Heaven

So

Lets All Get Drunk &
Go 2 Heaven
Ek admi BathRooM main gya aur purey 1 hr ke bad nikla..
Bahir bethay BhangI ne us se kaha.
20 rupay do.
Aadmi bola:
main BathROoM mai betha tha Net Cafe mai nahi..
Bush ko agr joota nahi laga to kya defect hai?

Wah wah

Bush ko agr joota nahin laga to kya defect hai?

Aakhir jootay ki b koi self respect hai!

Taaliyan!: