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Meri parosan chaat pr i
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Meri parosan chaat pr i
Meri parosan chaat pr i
Meri parosan chaat pr i or mjhe dekh kr kaha,
Mere aane se hi aya ye hawa ka jhonka...
Mein dheray se muskuraya or kaha
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PONKA...!
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May, 25 2010
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A boy n girl
A boy n girl of 5 class asked teacher : Kiya chotay bachon ke bhi bachay hote hain ? ?
Teacher Said : Nahi kabhi nahi
Boy said to Girl : Aur tum aise hi darr rahi thi
hahahahahaahhaahhaahah
I Met Money
I Met Money
&
I Said Ur Just A Piece Of Paper,
Money Smiled & Said,
Ofcourse I Am A Piece
Of Paper But
I Haven''t Seen
Dust Bin In My Life.
aaj k baad jis kisi
Aaj k Baad Jis Kisi Ko
Bhi 10 Number Ka
Joota Chahiye Wo Is
Terha Maangey k
Mujhy
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"BUSH NUMBERI"
Joota Chahiye ... ;->
Yaar aik warid kay card ka number send karo plz
Yaar aik warid kay
card ka number
send karo plz
(1000 wala)
jaldi...
main tumhain
1000 kay note
ka number
send kar
raha hoon.
DBK874326
Why women Love gold more than men ?
Why women Love gold more
than men ?
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Because gold has 24 carrot
whereas man has only one carrot.
100 pathan aik kashti
100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
k achanak kashti ruk gai
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sab doob gaye, kaisay?
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pathan thay na sub,
dhakka laganay utar gaye
:p
Astaghfirullah
Astaghfirullah
Astaghfirullah
Astaghfirullah
Yeh sms aap 500 logon ko send karen Inshallah aapka Balance khatam ho jaye ga....
''Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"
''Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"
1.__________main insan nahi hu
2.__________main hi bewakuf hu
3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi
4.__________main pagal hi hu''
Ppl Say Dere''s No Difference Between
Ppl Say Dere''s No Difference Between
Complete
&
Finish
But
Dere''s Difference
When u Love Da Right One
U r Complete
&
When u Love Da Wrong One
U r Finished
U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen.
U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen.
Dont misunderstand me
Cute means
C-Creating
U-unnecessary
T-Troubles
E-Everywhere
By All Means Marry
By All Means Marry
If U Get A Gud Wife
U’ll Become Happy
&
If U Get A Bad One
U’ll Become A Philospher . . . ;->
jiddat k iss daur me
Jiddat k iss daur mein,
Shadi ho LAHORE mein..
Pyaari si ik biwi ho,
Jaisay rangeen tv ho..
Gol matol sey saalay hon,
Jaisay dahi k pyaalay hon..
Pyaari si ik saali ho,
Biwi k baad ghar wali ho..
Jiddat k iss daur mein,
shaadi ho LAHORE mein
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