Meri parosan chaat pr i

Meri parosan chaat pr i
Meri parosan chaat pr i or mjhe dekh kr kaha,

Mere aane se hi aya ye hawa ka jhonka...


Mein dheray se muskuraya or kaha
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PONKA...!
  

May, 25 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2043 views       Funny

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