Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar..

Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar..
Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar..
A Guy Walks Upto Them & Asks;
What r u Guys Doing Here?

Bush Says:
We r Planning World War III..

Guy says: Really? Whts Going to Happen ?

Bush says:
Well, We r Going to Kill 140 Million Muslims This time & One Beautiful Girl..

Guy Exclaimed:
A Beautiful Girl..!!
Y To Kill a Beautiful Girl ?

Bush Turns to Obama & Says:
See, i Told You..
NoOne would Worry About The 140 Million..
  

May, 25 2010     439 chars (3 sms)     2085 views       Funny

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I f

A t

F i r s t

Y o u

D o n '' t

S u c c e e d ,

F a i l u r e

M a y

B e

Y o u r

S t y l e ... =P
Tujhey dekha to yeh jana sanam,

Tu beingha aur mein kana sanam,

ab yahan sey kahan jayen hum,

teri ankhon mein dub jayein hamein,

Ankhein teri sapney merey,dil tera yadein teree,
tera hai kya sab kuch mera jaan meri yadein meri,
Teri ankhon mein ansoon terey aagaye muskuraney laghey phir to hum,
Marez doctor se:
Me 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa
le rha hu pr koi faida nh hua.
Doctor:Koi bat nh kal se me
tmhy Rs.40 ki dawa duga Rs.10 ka faida hoga ;->
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don''t even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit
Arz kiya hai.......

Office may Kaam hote hain...
Galtiyo ka sama hota hai....
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai....
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte...
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai....
There are 2 words in a person''s life
that will open many doors for him..





















Push and Pull

Ek Aadmi Doosrey Se:

"Bhai Ye Larki Kia
Hoti Hy ... ? "

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Doosra:

"Pata Nahi Bhai , Main
Tou Khud "SAWAAT"
Mein Rehta Hoon... " ;->
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
Some times small things in life..

Hurt a lot...

if you don''t agree ..

with me ....

then ...

>>>>


try to sit ...


On a

COMMON PIN :)
Zamana bhot hi kharab
ho gya hai,


her sawal ka ylta jawab
ho gaya hai,


Na Sms na call na hi koi
miss call,


Her banda hi mobile ly
ker nawab ho gaya hai.->
''Larka:Mere sath chalogi GIRL:Kehan?Larka:Jahan tm kaho wahan.
GIRL: 0K Police station chalte hen
Larka: Lo batao ab banda apni Baji se mazaq b nhi kr sakta''
Jab kabi b


aapki larai


10 logon se ho to




ghabrna mat


bus mujhe bula lena








b coz














ma ne kabi kisi ko maar khate nahi dekha ;->