Quitters Never Win

Quitters Never Win
Quitters Never Win
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Winners Never Quite
But Those
Who Never
Quit And Never Win
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"IDIOTS" ;->
  

May, 14 2010     184 chars (2 sms)     2347 views       Funny

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''Allah kisi ko mobile na de,
Agar de to usme sms ka system na de.
System de to balance naa de,
Agar balance de
to 10-12 sms karne ka hosla bhi de.''
Tum Aa Gaye Ho . . .








Noor Aa Gaya Hai. . .










Chalo Teeno Mil k Cricket Khelain . . . ;->


An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”
WOMAN: U Tell A Man Something, It Goes In One Ear & Comes Out Of The Other. . .

MAN: U Tell A Woman Something, It Goes In Both Ears & Comes Out Of The Mouth. . . ;->
Ye awaaz pehchano,


Dhee choo


Dhee choo


Dhee choo


Dhee choo


Dhee choo


Dhee choo


Dhee choo

Maine awaz pehchanne ko kaha hai nikalne k liye nahi...!
Jo Tumko ho PASAND wahi baat kahenge
Tum DIN ko agar RAAT kaho to RAAT kahenge, kyon
Socho




SOCHO naa










Kyonki PAGAL logo se BAHAS nahi karna chaiye!
The Latest New Dance Craze

Is Called

"The Politician"



It''s Two Steps Forward


One Step backward


And Then


A Sidestep ... ;->
We Have Been Listening :

"Practice Males Perfect ... "

But

Also That Too :

"Nobody is Perfect ... "






So














"What Is The Point Of Practicing ..." ;->
Tum Bohat Hi

Sweet

Cute

Decent

Good Looking

Nice

Intelligent



Lardke Ka SmS Parh Rahe Ho...
There r 101 reasons 2 miss some1but v need just 1 reason 2 hate some1But 2 remember a friend like UI don''t need any reasonI Simply say"Meri Mat Mari Gai c"
Three dreams of a man:

To b as handsome as his mother thinks..

To b as rich as his child believes..

To have as many women as his wife suspects... ;->
Gabbar:
Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahatey Huye Dekha..!

Viru:
Kuttey Kaminey Main Tera Khoon Pi Jaunga..

Gabbar:
Abey Main Naha Raha Tha Basanti Ja Rahi Thi.