''1 guy suddenly got up in a plane

''1 guy suddenly got up in a plane
''1 guy suddenly got up in a plane
and said ''Hijack''
Everybody put their hands up.
Then suddenly Another guy
from other side got up and said
''Hijohn''''
  

May, 24 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2883 views       Funny

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KARACHI :
Liyari Me Pichly 10-12 Dino''n
Se Bharpur Jashan Ka Sama
Hy, Logo''n K Khna Hy k
Apna Makrani Bhai
U.S.A Ka Sadar Bana Hy.

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Kutta Khuwari ... ;->
ek Pagal Tha
Bilkul Pagal Tha
Khali Pagal Nai
Bahut Khatarnak Pagal Tha

Aap Mat Ghabrao,




Aap K Samne To
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khud kushi ker li hai
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CALL karne se jo darty hain..

BAD LUCK to dekho...!!!..???

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&

I Said Ur Just A Piece Of Paper,

Money Smiled & Said,

Ofcourse I Am A Piece

Of Paper But

I Haven''t Seen

Dust Bin In My Life.
Aao Aaj Hum Wada Karain K




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Barbaad Honay Ke Aur Bhi Raastay Thay
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Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor

35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son

20th floor:- i m not married

&

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