''1 guy suddenly got up in a plane

''1 guy suddenly got up in a plane
and said ''Hijack''
Everybody put their hands up.
Then suddenly Another guy
from other side got up and said
''Hijohn''''

May, 24 2010 160 chars (1 sms) 2188 views Funny

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Height of confidence

Height of confidence...Mallika sherawat gives handkerchief to tailor and asks to stitch 5 dresses...Tailor replies" wat 2 do with remaining cloth....!!

Friends r like Asian Paints :

Friends r like Asian Paints :

Duniya badal de.

Girlfrends r like Everest Masale :

Taste mein Best.

Wife is like Mosquito Coil :

"Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi"

Sardar to doctor:

Sardar to doctor:
"mein susu subah 6 buje karta hon & poty 7 buje"
Docter:"tu es mein problem kya hai"?
Sardar :"oo jee meri ankh 8 buje khulti hai"

Neend Ki Goli Kha Lo Acha Rahy Ga

Neend Ki Goli Kha Lo
Acha Rahy Ga

Socho''n Se Jaan Chura Lo
Acha Rahy Ga

Bachi Tou Tum Se
Phansti Nhi Koi

Sab Larkyo''n Ko Behan Bana Lo
Acha Rahy Ga ... ;->

Agar Koi Galti

Agar
Koi
Galti
Ghustakhi
Wagaira
Ho
Gai
Ho
Tu

Plz

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Mafi maang lo

Me bht rhm dil hun..

the most amazing cricket match

The Most AMAZING CRICKET MATCH In The History...
Played on 30th Sept,09 b/w PAK & AUS...
But The Looser Was ...

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Height of secrecy.

Height of secrecy...

Tushar kapoor pays the producer 50 lacs for taking him in films..lol

Mulk mei atay k shadeed bohran k bad tmam advertise

Mulk mei atay k shadeed bohran k bad tmam advertise
mei products k sologun badal diye.
Bata: pehle ATA phir SCHOOL;

Dalda:jahan mamta wahan ATA

Waves:ATA he kafi hai
Body cool :just ATA
Jazz: ATAY ki sunao
Brooke bond supreme
yehi yu hai apna ATA
Pepsi:yeh dil mangay ATA,>

Doc: tum

Doc: tum roz subha clinic k bahir khare ho kar aurtoon ko kyon ghoorte ho?
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On a romantic day

On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
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''Kahan se dhoond k lao gay Wafa is jahan main "FARAZ"

''Kahan se dhoond k lao gay Wafa is jahan main "FARAZ"

Jo jata tha BILLO k ghar Ab kehta hy:

PREETO mery naal wiyaah kar lay''

Agar pagal khaney k pagal

Agar pagal khaney k pagal sey jhaghrada kar k pagal khaney ka doctor paghal ho jaye to news mein khabr kaisay aaye ghee?

"ghar kee baat ghar mein hee reh ghayee"

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