''1 guy suddenly got up in a plane
and said ''Hijack''
Everybody put their hands up.
Then suddenly Another guy
from other side got up and said
''Hijohn''''
KHUSH KISMAT HAIN AP K HUM AP KI DOSTI KO ITNI SHIDAT SE CHAHTY HAIN.....WARNA HUM TO WOH CHEZ HAIN JIN K KHUWAB MAY BHI LOG APPOINTMENT SE ATAY HAIN:-):-):-)
A man was driving car zigzag & rashly.
Traffic cop caught him.
Man:sir I am learning driving.
Cop:without instructor?
Man: ye correspondance course hai bhai.
