''1 guy suddenly got up in a plane

''1 guy suddenly got up in a plane
''1 guy suddenly got up in a plane
and said ''Hijack''
Everybody put their hands up.
Then suddenly Another guy
from other side got up and said
''Hijohn''''
  

May, 24 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2598 views       Funny

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We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels.
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Husband:

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