''1 guy suddenly got up in a plane
and said ''Hijack''
Everybody put their hands up.
Then suddenly Another guy
from other side got up and said
''Hijohn''''
Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.... ;->
Pathan 2ble sawari ja
rha tha
Police waly ny rok kr
kaha:
Pata nhi hy k 2ble
sawari py pabandi hy
Pathan:
O Yara pata hy isliye
to isko waps chorny ja
rha hn ;->
Father : You bunked your paper Yesterday.. How dared u..? Son : Papa.. It was too difficult. Father: How do you know it was too difficult...when u didn't even attend the paper.. Son : Papa.. I knew it 5 days before.. Paper out hogaya thha..!
