''1 guy suddenly got up in a plane

''1 guy suddenly got up in a plane
''1 guy suddenly got up in a plane
and said ''Hijack''
Everybody put their hands up.
Then suddenly Another guy
from other side got up and said
''Hijohn''''
  

May, 24 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2745 views       Funny

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Aap Ki 5 Khoobian

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J Zindgi Vich Koi Changa Kamm Kitta Honda Te Ajj Ae Jaga Khali Na Hondi!:-)
Sharabi ne Doctor se puchha-Aap meri sharab chuurva sakte ho? Doctor-Han kyun nahi. Sharabi-Toh Punjab Police ne meri 200 bottle pakdi hai. Pls chuurva do na.
To
The S.H.O,
Police Station.
Sir, If my friend will not sms me, kindly i request u to take action against him & encounter his useless mobile ;->
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid..
Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.
Ek Line Mein Bahut Saari Kaali Chitiyan(Ants) Ja Rahi Hain...
Magar Un Mein Se Ek Chiti White Hai....
Aisa Kyun???
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Kyunki Vo Chiti Vidhwa (Widow) Hai..
Mod

Obedient

Neat

Kind

Elegent

Young






It’s Totally Abt Me
But Need Not To B Worry , Ur Name Is Also In It







Just Read The First Letter Of Each Word. . . ;->
Main ne kaha k pyar mein kuch
b kr sakta hn,
Us ny muskra k kaha hmara is dfa
bijli ka bil tum dna,
<(‘,’)
O MAIN TO AYNWI AYNWI
AYNWI AYNWI LUT GYA.
1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??







Socho Socho . . .










"Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??
Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:

Sindhi se:

Q: Taleem
A: B.A

Q: Pakistan kab bana?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.


Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.


Pathan se:

Q: Naam?
A: B.A

Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Baap ka Naam?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain


1 Pathan Apna
Samaan Bag Me Bhar k
GEO k Office Pohanch
Gaya Aur Poocha:
"Wo Baji Kahan Hy Jo
Khabro''n k Beech Me
Kehti Hy Humare Saath
Rahiye Ga"
Hum Us k Saath
Rehne Aaya Hoon.. ;->
Life is short so follow some rules:

Forgive quickly

Believe slowly

Love truely

Laugh loudly

&

Never avoid anything that
Brings Smile on ur Face!!!

So

Think of me Twice Daily... ;->