''1 guy suddenly got up in a plane
and said ''Hijack''
Everybody put their hands up.
Then suddenly Another guy
from other side got up and said
''Hijohn''''
Phatan:
Yara Mujhe 1 Hathora Or Kel Chahye Computer K Lye.
Sales Man:
Magr Computer M In Ka Kya Kaam.
Phatan:
Oye Yara Mujhe Computer Me Window Lagani Hay . :->
Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband’s coat from 20 meters,
but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . . :-D
''Jaise TSUNAMI ko SAMAJH NA musquil hai,CYCLONE ko DEKH NA musquil hai,BHOOKAMP mein REHNA musquil hai,............ LAGTA hai waise hi AAP KA EK SMS paana musquil haii............''
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop….
