''1 guy suddenly got up in a plane
and said ''Hijack''
Everybody put their hands up.
Then suddenly Another guy
from other side got up and said
''Hijohn''''
''asi v kisay nall pyar kita c.
odi yad vich dil beqarar kita c.
apnay piyar da ek din izhaar keta c.
o meri jaan kehn lagi
mein ta tery naal mazak keeta c...
Phone ki ring baji.
Husband: Phone mere liye ho to kehna mein ghar pe nahin hoon.
Wife phone pe: Wo ghar pe hain.
Husband: Maine mana kiya that...
Wife: Phone mere liye tha!
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said ?India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
