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Sleeping Disease Etiology
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Sleeping Disease Etiology
Sleeping Disease Etiology
Sleeping Disease Etiology
Caused By: Lecturer
Host: Student
Reason: Frequent Classroom Exposure
Symptoms: Swinging Of Head,Frequent Falling On The Table,Automatic Closure Of Eyes
Signs:
Rednes Of Eyes
Ptosis,Short Handwriting,
Loss Of Consiousnes
Spread:
Studt 2 Studnt
Treatment:
Leave Da Class ;->
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May, 18 2010
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KanJoOs Msg kAr
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Nahin To
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Nahin To
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the worst thing abou
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Censorship Is
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Oye
Ye Dekho
Kitni Jaga Khali Hai
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gADHA B JO NA KHAE WO GHAS HO tUM.
gADHA B JO NA KHAE WO
GHAS HO tUM.
Stupid, idiot bakwas ho
Tun.
52 jokers wali tash ho
Tum.
Insan 3rd class ho tum.
Per jo b ho yar dost bohat khaas ho tum..;->
Is Dunya Me 1 Ache
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Insaan Ka Mlna Ksi
Mojze Se Kam Nhi
1 Aisa Insan Jo
Khunsurat Dil Aur
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Ghar me practis karna
Ghar me practis karna
1. Aik angoor lo
2. Hath me pakro
3. Ab upne danto k beech me rakho
4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho
WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR.:-
Tum pas aae.yon mukarae.
Tum pas aae.yon mukarae.
Apne batis dant muj ko dikae.
Dekh k mera dill
phoot phoot rota hai.
yar tum se ik brush b
theek se nehin hota hai.
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