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Sleeping Disease Etiology
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Sleeping Disease Etiology
Sleeping Disease Etiology
Sleeping Disease Etiology
Caused By: Lecturer
Host: Student
Reason: Frequent Classroom Exposure
Symptoms: Swinging Of Head,Frequent Falling On The Table,Automatic Closure Of Eyes
Signs:
Rednes Of Eyes
Ptosis,Short Handwriting,
Loss Of Consiousnes
Spread:
Studt 2 Studnt
Treatment:
Leave Da Class ;->
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May, 18 2010
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Usse pyar karke meri
Usse pyar karke meri kismat hi jaag gayi,Usse pyar karke meri kismat hi jaag gayi,Maine itne love letter post kiye k woh "POSTMAN k saath hi bhaag Gayee.
Q. y doesnt calvin klein sell raw material(cloth)..... y does it only sell finished cloth....??
Q. y doesnt calvin klein sell raw material(cloth)..... y does it only sell finished cloth....??
i dont think its a tough one
well the answer is
Because....They Sell Cloth See kAy(CK)
aarey tum sey keh rahey
aarey tum sey keh rahey hein k hum sey mohabat naam kee kissi cheez ka na zikar karna na ummeeed,
kyun k teen cheezein kabhi b badal saktee hein,
1-qismat
2-waqt
aur offcourse "Apun"
Ek Bacha Doosre Se:
Ek Bacha Doosre Se:
Yaar Mere Abbu Ka Intikaal Ho Gaya
Doosra Bacha :
Shit Yaar
China Ki Cheezo''n Main Ye Hi
Masla Hai ;->
Husband wife mein larai hoi
Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D
Duniya Ki Sabse
Duniya Ki Sabse Slippery City Kaun Si Hai???
Guess
Guess
I More Tym
Ohoooooo...
Its Greece.
zalim taliban ki dri
ZaLiM TaLiBaN Ki DrInDaGi Ka 1 Or JeTa JaGtA SaBoT...
MiNgOrA SwAt Me JaHaNzEb CoLlEgE K SaMnE
5 MaSoM StUdEnTs Se GuN PoInT Py
"NaSwAr"
ChEeN Li...=P;->
UnKi Gali Say Mera Janaza nikla
UnKi Gali Say Mera Janaza
nikla
Wo Na Nikla Jis K Liye
Janaza
UsKa Ghar Aya To Meray Dost CT Bajanay Lagay
Rakh K Mera
Janaza Kaminy UsKo
Patanay Lagay..;->
You Know WHy
You Know WHy GOd Created Gaps Between Fingers?
So That at Some day the one who is made for you,
come and Fill those gaps by holding ur hand for ever
Youth Nowadays R Gettin Worst.
Youth Nowadays R Gettin Worst.
I Was In Temple
When A Guy Next
To Me Lite A Cigarete
Frm The Arti.
I Was Shocked N
Droped My Beer Bottle
''mein nay tum say muhabbat
''mein nay tum say muhabbat kari aur tum nay kiye mujh pay itnay sitam,
motor khol dou pani khatam''
Phansa Rha Hy K
Phansa Rha Hy Koi Bachian Baji K Naam Par
De Rha Hy Koi Faraib Shaadi K naam Par
Jaari Kia Hy Jab Se Musharraf Ne
"Huqooq-e-Niswan Bil Azaadi K Naam Par ;->
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