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U R My Best Frnd.
U R My Best Frnd.
U R My Best Frnd.
Bharosa Nahi?
Chalo Fir KUTUBMINAR Par Chadenge
Me 1 2 3 Bolunga Tum Kood Jana.
Baad Me Jab Tum 1 2 3 Bologi To Me Koodjaunga....!
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Husband 2 Wife
Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….
Teacher :
Teacher : Studnt Ko Doodh K Faiday Batate Hoe Bolaa..
6 Cheezon K Nam Batao Jin Me Doodh Hota Hai
Studnt : Kheer, Custrd Aur 4 Bhains
N o t h i n g
N o t h i n g
I n
T h e
W o r l d
I s
M o r e
E x p e n s i v e
T h a n
H a v i n g
A
G i r l f r i e n d
W h o'' s
T o t a l l y
F r e e
O n
W e e k e n d =P ;)
nigahain aj b us kuttay ko tlash krti hy pappu
( o_o)
(o_o )
( o_o)
(o_o )
( o_o)
(o_o )
Nigahain aj b us Kuttay ko tlash krti hy
pappu
Jis ne kaha tha
Loadshading 2010 mei khatam hojae gi ;->
SANIA MIRZA Details:
SANIA MIRZA Details:
Age: 19
Sex: Female
Weight: 56 Kg
Height: 165 Cm
Colour: Normal
Boy Friend:Assi Hor Kon.
Brother:Tusi Hor Kon . ("_")
2 twins apny kamry mai bethy thy
2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy.
1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha,
2nd Udaas Kony Mai betha Tha.
Baap: Tum itna Q Hans Rahy Ho?
Beta: Mummy ne Dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya. :-)
her taalib e ilm ko aik aik taaliba
Hamara Mutaaliba
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Hamara mutaaliba,
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hamara mutaaliba
Hamara mutaaliba.
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"Her taalib-e-ilm ko aik aik taaliba" ;->
Agr koi ap k pa
Agr koi ap k pas aaye aur kahe,"tum bewaqoof ho"
To koi lamha zaya mat krna us ko gardan se pakrna aur kehna
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Plz Kisi or ko mat batana yar ! ok !
>> A brave guy pulled
>> A brave guy pulled out 6 people from a burning house...
>> still he was in jail.......why?
>> coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !
mard ka bacha hai to neechay aa
Agar MARD Ka Bacha Hai To Neechay Aa...
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Darr Gaya Kya? Aur Neechay Aa Salay!
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Bhai Asslam-o-Alaikum!
Kese Ho Aap?
Aaj Kal SMS Nahi Aarahy Aapke. :-)
Do You Know Khanani
Do You Know Khanani & Kalia Ka Case Lamba Kese Ho Gaya?
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On Ka Kehna Hai Ke Hum Se
Bara Chor Or Pakistan Ko
Lotne Wala To Is Mulk Ka Sadar Hai ;)
chanda or chokri:
chanda or chokri:
karte the luv chori chori ,
eik tha memon eik thi bori ,
larka tha kala larki thi goori ,
so ja puther end ho ggi story
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