U R My Best Frnd.

U R My Best Frnd.
U R My Best Frnd.



Bharosa Nahi?



Chalo Fir KUTUBMINAR Par Chadenge



Me 1 2 3 Bolunga Tum Kood Jana.



Baad Me Jab Tum 1 2 3 Bologi To Me Koodjaunga....!
  

May, 17 2010     177 chars (2 sms)     3188 views       Funny

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Ek Pyari Si Surat

Ek Masoom Sa Cehra

Jheel C Aankhain

Kuch Meethi Baatain

Ek Nazu Ada

Kuch Masti Kuch Maza

Sab Se Alag Sab Se Juda













Thnx Mere Baare Me Ye Sab Kuch Parha . . . ;->
Sibbi ki garmi ki qasam,





Murree ki sardi ki
qasam,




Musharaf ki vardi ki
qasam,




Adnan Sami ki charbi ki
qasam,






"I MISS U"
True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.

Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!

The sun makes Moon shine.
Electricity Makes Bulbs shine.
Wax makes Candle shine.


But what makes you shine......
All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams
A pathan want 2 commit suicide,

When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend

& i can"t live widout my
friend.. ;->
World cup ke shekast k bad inzamam ko bv ne bazar say dahi lane ka kaha to inzamam ne logon k der say burka pehn lia .
burka pehn k Bazar puhuncha hi tha k ek urat ne us se pucha.Tum inzamam ho na?Us ne ghabra k kaha Nhi to Us urat ne kaha Ghabrao nhi Main Yunus Khan hon.
Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:

Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?

Pathan:

.
.
.
.

Bachpan Se Shoq Tha
K
CHOWKIDARI Karon.
Mujh se kya ghalti ho gai?

Then y r u avoiding me?

Atleast week mein ek dafa tou yad kr liya karo

Ur behaviour is really hurting Me

With Love

ur

BATH SOAP ;)
Height Of Smartness


Professor : Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . . ! !

Student: Are U Sure Sir. . . ?? ;->

S t r a n g e

Ever Notice
That Even The Busiest
People
Are Never Too Busy
To Tell You Just

How Busy They
Are .... !!! ;->
Rule of success:

Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.








And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..