U R My Best Frnd.

U R My Best Frnd.

Bharosa Nahi?

Chalo Fir KUTUBMINAR Par Chadenge

Me 1 2 3 Bolunga Tum Kood Jana.

Baad Me Jab Tum 1 2 3 Bologi To Me Koodjaunga....!

May, 17 2010 177 chars (2 sms) 3276 views Funny

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Hey Dude A Piece Of Advice For You

Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!

Never Think Yourself

As An Ugly Person

Always

Consider Yourself

A Beautiful

Monkey ... ;->

Wife : Tum tou chahty

Wife : Tum tou chahty
ho k main mar jaon aur
meri tamam cheezai''n
tumhari ho jaye''n ...

Husband : Meri kismat
ZARDARI jesi kahan... ;->

tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya..

tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya..
tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya…
tumahri saheli ko dekha to dusra khyal aaya ….!

hahahahahaahah……..

DON’T FORGET OLD FRIENDS

New Friends
are like
POEM
but
Old Friends
are like
ALPHABETS
so
don’t Foget
the ALPHABETS
as these are
required to sing
a POEM.

fool nebrfoolon ki

FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY

HAPPY APRIL FOOL - 2008!!!

Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Person''s Worst Enemies... .

Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Person''s Worst Enemies...
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.
.
.
Rn''t They...?
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But The Man Who Run Away 4rm His Enemy Is A Coward
So Cheers... ;->

Are u free now Whn

Are u free now Whn u get time call me.I need 2talk 2u abt somethng personal?

Arabian sea is for sale...Shall we both buy it?:-)

31st march or 1st ap

31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools...;->

Girl fully exhausted

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

Rail ke dabbey mein ye qissaa huaa ek bachchaa zor se rone lagaa

Rail ke dabbey mein ye qissaa huaa
ek bachchaa zor se rone lagaa

maa ne samajhaane kii koshish kii bahot
us ko bahalaane kii koshish kii bahot

thak ke aaKhir loriiyaan gaane lagii
bijaliyaan kaano par barasaane lagii

das minute tak loriiyaan jab vo gaa chukii
til-milaa kar bol uthaa ek aadmii..

"Behanjii, itnaa karam ab kiijiiye
loriyan bend kiijiiye or is bachche ko rone diijiiye!"

Hi ! What r U doing

Hi ! What r U doing?Agar AAP ke paas zara waqt ho to Mere ek sawal ka jawab do.
Sawal hai Ke wo konsa jaanwar hai.

Jo is waqt Mera SMS parh raha hai.reply?

Karachi main Loadshading k khilaf EHTAJAJ

Karachi main Loadshading k khilaf EHTAJAJ karte hoye.

LONDON wale Peer Sahab ne apne ghar ki Lights pura 1 mint tak OFF rakhein.

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U R My Best Frnd.

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