U R My Best Frnd.

U R My Best Frnd.
U R My Best Frnd.



Bharosa Nahi?



Chalo Fir KUTUBMINAR Par Chadenge



Me 1 2 3 Bolunga Tum Kood Jana.



Baad Me Jab Tum 1 2 3 Bologi To Me Koodjaunga....!
  

May, 17 2010     177 chars (2 sms)     3471 views       Funny

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What is love?

jab teri girlfriend GAS chhode

aur tujhe wo bhi Gulab ki khushbu

jaisi lage to samaj lena

Tujhe sachha pyar ho gaya...
Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,
aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga.
Happy Birthday
Three ways to catch a tiger :

1. NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch u & catch the tiger . . .

2. EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then catch it . . .

3. PAKISTANI POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts its a tiger . . . . ;->
''Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
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Mere dost Farooq tak puhanch jaye

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Yar Farooq wo jo 100 rup leye thay ab wapis kar do...please...=P;->
''Oooooooooooooooo!!!Huzoor bhad mein gaya tera suroor,
Surat se tu lagta khajoor,
Bidi Ki Factory ka majdoor,
Chal Ho jaa Dooooor,
Saale Langoor.''
My Heart Problem Has reached such a critical Stage that doctor says there are only 2 option left

I.C.U

Or..?

U C Me !!!
Yar ek numbr hy, is pe call kr k pta kro k ye kon hy? Kuch kahe to 2, 4 suna b dena. Sala apne ap ko police wala kehta hy.
Numbr ye hai " 15 "
Meine kaha pyar mein kuch bhi kar sakta hun Daaaaarling...
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Usne muskra ke kaha:WATAN CARD to dilwa do Qk hamare shahar mein bhi selaab aaya tha.
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”
Professor he aate hon hafta war college me

To uncha q na hoo taleem ka mayar college me

Agarcha dosre mashrob b mehenge nai milte

Magar chalta hai aksar sharbat''e didar college me

Wo degree k bajae ma''m lekar lot aya hai

Mila tha daakhla jisko samandar par college me

Mje shak hai hum dono samdhi na ban jaen

Teri GULNAR college me,

Mera GULZAR college me.... ;->
If a black cat crosses you, when u r going somewhere,
wat does it mean????

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It means that black cat is also going some where